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That my dear, Is a surprise.

On That Friday Night (Dec 7th), Several of us will be making the Annual Strip Club Outing on the way out to The Farm. Details Here. This time we are going to the Pink Pony SOUTH. New Club, Much easier to get to The Farm from there.

The one on the Right. The one on the left looks like a bitch to me.

Does that mean you will be making an Appearance??

The difference is that Expedia and Orbitz and others are Honest. You know everything up front and can make an informed decision. You know who you are dealing with. Skyride hides who they are, Pretends to be someone else, Lies about where you will making your jump and then lies about the competition. All of these things are illegal, Fraudulent and dishonest. I think a 3rd party Booking service for Skydiving is a great thing.. IF the Booking service was honest. Skyride is not. See attached for the Georgia Attorney General Thought about Skyride.

In a case like this, What point does saying something negative have? If you dont like them, Go on to the next thread. There is no need to try to make someone else feel bad. It serves no purpose at all. Then why bother? It doesn’t make you feel better but would certainly make someone else feel bad. I dont see the point. lead by example!!

This event has grown so much that The Pink Pony has built a new Multi-Million Dollar Club in a Much more Convenient Location For us.. And Just in time too. (If you have even seen the Bar Tab TeamJen1 Runs up for Hisgoofyness to payoff from the Shooter girls, You would know where most of the money for the new Club came from!!) The Largest Ever ATL Skydiver Strip Club Outing: Friday December 7th!! The Pink Pony SOUTH!! (New Location Near the Atlanta Airport). Start Gathering around 8:00 pm. It will be very busy there as the GRAND Opening is the week before. Get there early so we can take over some tables. I will talk to Hans about a shuttle to the DZ to haul all your drunken asses back so that you can all make FIRST Load on Saturday Morning!! Nothing quite says Merry Christmas quite like Boobies and shooter Girls!!

But how else can they make themselves feel better if they cannot berate and belittle others? It is very hard for them to feel superior if they have no one to look down on. I personally like those Boobies myself.

New thread to come with details my dear!! To Quote the Fat Chinaman:"Dude!! Dont take all my jumpers Tittie bar hoping on friday night right before a Boogie, Takes forever to get em up the next day to jump." Hans is going to be soooo pissed at me again this year!!

Listen Doc, Delta is ready when you are. Forget that driving shit. Catch a Flight to ATL. I can pick you up around that same time as I am picking certain other Hot chicks at the airport. From there we will meet up with many Drunken Skydivers at the Pink Pony for a few libations before heading over to that boring place where NOTHING ever happens.

Wow! Just Wow!! SO.. Uhhh..Well.. Uhhh.. How YOU Doin??

I always liked 6 of 9 myself!

Come on down. I will introduce you to Angela (worlds greatest Shooter Girl!) and if we can get her away from Teamjen1, I might even buy you a shot.

This in aND OF ITSELF IS A COMMON PRACTICE THAT MANY PEOPLE USE, THE yELOOW PAGES phone book is filled with operators that advertise under vaious company names and areas all leading to one common phone room. if the "non refundable cert" is advertised as such this too is common practice For ALLEGED deceptive tactics it's up to the courts to decide on the verasity of those allergations not you or DZ.com OK.. Well Look at this then: http://www.skydivesouthcarolina.com/aircraft.html Take the first sentence: "The aircraft used at Skydive South Carolina are second to none." False. There is no such Place as Skydive South Carolina. It does not exist. The second sentence: "Skydive South Carolina uses TURBINE AIRCRAFT 7 days a week, 365 days a year." False. Not only is there no such place as Skydive South Carolina, but the only affiliate there is NOT open 365/7 nor does it have Turbine aircraft. Next sentence: "We are the ONLY skydiving center in South Carolina that guarantees 14,000 foot skydives every day." Again, FALSE. They don’t have a Dropzone in South Carolina that can go anywhere near 14,000 feet. The only affiliate they have there is a Cessna 182 DZ that only goes to 10K or 11K feet. That entire site repeatedly refers to "Skydive South Carolina". NOT a 3rd party booking agency that serves SC. That site makes every effort to appear to a customer that a Place called Skydive South Carolina actually exists, Has Turbine Aircraft and goes to 14K feet. None of which is true. All Blatant lies to deceive the customer. Not Exaggerations, Not Marketing Hype.. FALSE Statements that they Know are False. That is just 1 example of one page of the 900 sites that skyride runs.

It will probably be just as boring as the last time.

what she said. And dont worry, NOTHING Happens at The Farm. Ever.

I think the Annual Skydive the Farm Christmas Party and Strip Club Outing has a Nice ring to it.

TPIWWOP!!!!! And dont yours have more metal content that those?

Summary: They have over 900 web sites for Dropzones that do Not really exist. Those websites are full of lies and deception. They pretend to whatever Dropzone you think you are calling and then once you buy a NON-REFUNDABLE Tandem Certificate, the victim finds that they sometimes have to drive 100`s of miles away to use it. Their websites (the ones for Dropzones that do not exist) used to be full of Stolen pictures from other skydivers and dropzones. When a well respected DZO died a couple years ago, They called AT&T pretending to be the dead DZO and had all the calls for that DZ rerouted to their call center. Basically Stole the phone number from his Widow. When the USPA Kicked them out for their deceptive tactics and dishonest business practices, They sued the USPA for Millions.

But... But..But.. Gore Buys Carbon Offsets.

Bullshit. Ever see Skinny without a shirt??

And while I would definitely have to consult with the atleast one of the other two OTBH5 Officials, She may have even earned a chance to Apply for a shot at earning a Number.

Yep. Most likely they wanted someone to make them feel a little better about themselves. We all have different ways of doing that. Some post pics of themselves, Some post pictures of their accomplishments, Others just berate and belittle the people that do those things. As for which is right and which is wrong, I don’t really know. But I do know that the first two are mostly harmless. The latter (while certainly making the poster feel superior in some way) certainly is not harmless. Given the chioce, I would think the first two are actually more health.

Like the liars and thieves. I know the Ballooning industry has the same issues with your business model, I know that Nascar came after your guy for trying it in their industry. There is nothing honest about the way you do business. You intentionally try to deceive customers and then will not refund their money when they find out the truth. This has gone on for years, Now that the heat is on and there appears to a token effort to clean up part of your business, it is too little, too late. The mods have asked that we contain these discussions to certain threads. I think this thread was over looked and will be locked as well.

No they cant. They are being sued right now for just kicking them out of the USPA. There is a major conflict of interest going on in so many ways with this. We have atleast one member of the executive committee that is a DZO that "Loves Skyride". The executive Committee is the ones that are handling the Lawsuit. That fact alone is enough to convince me that the USPA Executive Committee is Corrupt. We know for a fact that at least one person on that committee clearly has serious ethical issues as they personally choose to accept Skyride at their business and has stated that they Love Skyride. Then you have other USPA Officials that are DZO`s that Skyride claims "Compete" with Skyride.