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I said "Ladies". Potty Mouthed Midgets are a different story all together and may be beyond help.

(Yep.. I was sneaking in a read or two in the women’s forum and it seems that they cant decide on exactly which of them needs counseling the most) But that is OK.. Because I am here and my rates are reasonable. Let the counseling begin.. Ladies.. Ask your questions, I will straighten you right out. The Doctor is in!

Hi Mum.. I have an extra one or two. PM me your address and I will send them over to you.

Umm.. If the more you rub, The more it grows.. It might not be a Hangy Meaty BOX. Look for the adams apple next time you pick up a girl at the bus stop, OK?

If the inners hang more than 1/2 inch or so past the outers... Well you just might have a Hangy Meaty Box. Provided you can get past all the hair to take a proper measurement.

Now that "Lawn Maintenance" has been brought back up for the 50 Billionth time.. I though it would be time to once again discuss the other dreaded Panty covered surprise.. The Hangy Meaty Box. The Heavy Duty Meat Curtains. Guy.. What do you think when you discover that the roast beef is spilling waaaay out of the bun? Ladies.. You got the Hangy meaty box or not?

OK Ladies.. Which "State" would you prefer? At Ease? Half Mast? Full Attention? (NOT saying I am going to Submit one, Just curious)

I can think of two women over the years that really scarred me once the panties came off. The first one was a Kindergarten Teacher I met at Bar in Wyoming. Ended up going back to my Hotel and everything was great, Pretty woman, Well educated, Very nice.. Things got interesting and then I saw the yetti Monster between her legs. I had no idea that the hair grew so far out.. I mean all the way to her Hip Bones. Totally freaked me out. I immediately faked (Well not completely) being sick and called her a cab. The other was very pretty girl that I still see every once in a while.. Same thing.. Al Natural. I think I told her something like We cant go any further because it would hurt our friendship or some such bullshit like that. I think of her as "Big Hairy Bush" every time I see her and cringe a little. I do always want to ask if she every discovered a razor. Nothing at all wrong with a Happy Trail, Landing Strip, Runway or other neatly groomed patch but ladies.. Keep the undercarriage clear of Brush. If I need a machete and a headlamp to find the right area, I aint going in at all. No where near it. Big Hairy Bush is Scary!!

And it is still your fault because you should have designed it where they could not fuck it up. Customer called in today.. Application was crashing when they went into a certain module. What did you change? Nothing is of course the answer. Two hours of troubleshooting later.. Discover New department head got access to System Administrator System and randomly started deleting records in the Data Dictionary that he didnt think they needed anymore. After we discover this he wants to blame us for not stopping him from doing it if it was going to cause problems. Sorry.. Cant Fix Stupid.

Rule #1: The Customer ALWAYS Lies! I always love the calls that comes in from a Customer that has an application that was running with no problems for many months and suddenly has major issues. Ask them What did you Change and the answer will always be "Nothing".

If you really plan on staying around (which I doubt) Read the forum rules. Personal Attacks will get you banned.

I agree with most of what you are saying but just wanted to point out there have been incidents. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=693618#693618 I have no problem with the glory hounds going big and making a name for themselves. The Red Bull Roster has some top talent on it.. But just Talent alone will not make a good BOD Member. One has absolutely nothing to do with the other. USPA sanctioned 400 foot opening will not help our sport but will help promote the guys doing the jumps.

1) Enders Game - Orson Scott Card Simply a Brilliant book. I can read this book over and over again and learn something new every time. 2) Armor - John Steakley A fantastic book that has some great characters in Felix and Jack Crow. These same characters can be found in Steakleys only other Book “Vampire$” but in a totally different world. 3) To Sail Beyond the Sunset - Heinlein It was Heinlien at his finest. Honorable mentions: Fool on the Hill - Matt Ruff Callahans Crosstime Saloon - Spider Robinson

And none of these apply to this Woman. I dont care how she wants to live her life. But saying a Man had a baby is inaccurate here. A Woman that has chosen to live life as a Man has a baby. No big deal, Women have babies all the time.

Mmmm.. Born with Vagina = Female Born with Penis = Male. Not so difficult really. This was is a woman that had a Baby.

My Rules: No Redheads No Strippers No Women from Alabama. Other than that, They are all fair game.

Very Well Said and I completely agree. He is now our President elect and as such deserves respect however as American Citizens we must work towards supporting the policies we agree with and work towards stopping the ones we do not agree with. Respect the Office. Respect the Man (Obama has earned respect thus far) Speak out against the Policies that the Man in the office wants to push that you do not agree with.

Low Standards

Danzig??? Wow!! Maybe there is something to this anti-christ nonsense after all.

I can only say which Promises I Hope he Keeps and which I HOPE he breaks. 1) I Hope he KEEPS his promise to let us access up to 15% of our Retirement accounts over the next couple years with out penalty. The Money would still be taxed but there would be no additional penalty. This is a good ideas on several levels. One it will help people pay off debt (Hopefully saving some foreclosures), Stimulate Spending (Saving and possibly even helping to create some new Jobs) and increase Tax Revenues. I think this is the best Idea I have heard from the Obama camp and hope he makes it happen. 2) I hope he BREAKS his promise to eliminate the secret Ballot for Unionization. Unions have a long history of using Fear and Intimidation to get their way. The secret Ballot is the backbone of any democratic process, Moving to Open votes on unionization is a horrible idea. 3) I hope he Breaks most of healthcare promises. Forcing employers to carry more of the Insurance Burden simply causes employers to eliminate employees and cut salaries. Also employer provided healthcare does NOT give us any choices. We take what they give us and have no say. I would much rather see the Govt work on ways to force Health insurance companies get more competitive with each other. Putting the power for each of us to CHOOSE our health care plan back in our hands would do that. 4) I hope he finds a way for us to start generating more energy. The Electric Car appears to be coming. How will we charge it? We need more Power Plants, Nuclear would be the most efficient way to go at the moment but takes 10 to 15 years to get one built. Clear the red tape as much as possible and lets get a few more started. Provides Highly paid Jobs for thousands, Stimulates the economy and provides a quick return on the investment once it gets started.

In your email about this happy occasion you said: "Hans and Warren went to pick her up then met Brad at the Farm for the happy reunion. After a quick bath to de-stink, boy and dog are on their way home. " I was just wondering... Hoping actually.. Did someone manage get Hans and Warren in on that DeStink Bath?? If so, there will ALLL kinds of things to celebrate this weekend at the Farm!!

I will NOT apologize for the stupidity of my ancestors but your inference that simply being southern and being conservative makes you racist is asinine. Georgia has only been a "Red" State in 6 of the last 10 presidential elections (Same as California BTW).. Prior to that they were 100% democrat for 100 consecutive years. And saying the actions of Stupid people in 1964 says anything about people in the south that were not even born then is simply not accurate. Myself and millions of other just like me didnt vote for Obama because of his policies NOT because of his race.

What rigs can currently be ordered with a MARD System (Skyhook, DRX or other) and what manufacturers have MARD modifications available for existing rigs? Is Mirage shipping Rigs with the DRX system yet and will this mod be available for existing Mirage Rigs? Has anyone other than Sunpath licensed the Skyhook and can existing Javelins be retrofitted with a Skyhook? Infinity? Wings? Aerodyne? I am thinking about buying a new rig and Just wanting to find out what is currently available and what may be available in the near future.

This was a tough call for me. I am NOT a fan of Chambliss but Martins Constant Mudslinging TV ads were a HUGE turn off. Never once did I see an add for why I should vote for him, Just hundreds of TV commercials for why I should vote against Chambliss. It seemed like every other commercial on TV was another Attack ad from Martin. I voted for Buckley. I talked to several of my neighbors and they said they voted for Chambliss mostly because they were so sick of Martins mudslinging Ad`s.

You mean those states that were solidly Democrat from Reconstruction up through about 1984?