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Not Really. That has got be one hell of a Hangy Meaty Box by now. Some serious Lip Flappage if she jumped nekkid. It would sound like someone forgot to stow their slider while she was in freefall.

You know that Ho would be all up in my Trailer. I would have to hire extra security just to keep the bitch out. I would have to change DZ`s just to get away from her.

Lets see.. Promiscuous, Self Centered, Loves Attention and Like to Party. Yep. I think she would fit right in.

#1. Parents that do not discipline their children. Nothing is more annoying than being at a Restaurant or Movie and having some kids screaming and/or running around terrorizing the place while the parents just sit there and ignore them. If your children can not behave themselves in Public, Don’t bring them in Public. #2. Overly Religious People - People that feel compelled to force their religious beliefs on others. #3. Poor drivers – Those that tend to ride in your blind spot and speed and/or slow down in order to stay there as you try to get away from them. Those that do not use turn signals. Those that see you are trying to get over into their lane and speed up to keep you from doing so. #4. Me Me Me people. You know the ones.. No matter what you say they have go on about how it related to them. Basic exercise for everyone. Count how many times today you say and/or write Me, Myself or I. Now tomorrow try to cut it in half. The world will be a better place if you do. Edit: Forgot to add the Joys: 1. Flirtatious Women. 2. Well Mannered Children 3. Genuinely Happy People.

It was an isolated and uneventful problem. The TSA Agent didn’t even know it was Parachute, They just asked me how to open the Backpack. I explained it was a parachute and they first said they had to open it anyway. I asked for a supervisor who immediate came over and said "Swab it" and let it go. Lost all of 3 minutes. Not a big deal at all. Been through Orlando a couple other times with a rig without a problem.

Let me guess.. the Equipment was manufactured by Budweiser? Who else has so much experience making Piss flavored water.

I am one of those people that absolutely refuse to check anything if there is any possible way around it. Too many experiences with Lost and/or delayed Luggage and Items stolen out of luggage once it is checked. So depending on where I am going and How long I will be there determines on How I will take the rig. Most airlines allow 1 Carry-on and One personal Item. If it is just a weekend Boogie, My Clothes, Jumpsuits and Helmet go in the Carry-on luggage so that means the Rig is Loose and my "Personal Item". I have done this on about 12 different trips and had minimal problems (Once in Orlando, TSA wanted to open the reserve. A call to the supervisor fixed that. Other than that, No Issues at all) If I am going for longer where I am going to have to check a bag anyway, I will put the rig in a Carry-on to make life easier and check the suitcase with the Clothes and other gear. I have done this on 4 different trips.. again with no issues. The problem with this is that you have to lug TWO suitcases around. To me it is much easier to wear the rig over your shoulders and only deal with one suitcase.

The cake is what Kills the sex drive. The Ring has been proven to interfere with the Beer Retrieval Function. The Wedding Band also has been linked to other malfunctions and is known as the anti-Blowjob ring in some circles.

Sorry But I can not agree with you for several reasons.. The beer launcher appears to only work with Cans. Beer in Cans (with a few exceptions) is for broke college students and rednecks. The Traditional Beer Retrieval Unit (Ie.. Girlfriend, Wife and/or closest Available Hottie) works just as well, does not shake up the beer, Opens the beer before handing it to you, Can also make Sammiches and can occasionally deliver the beer and a Blow Job. Sorry but this mechanical substitute fall waaay short.

Spoiler Ahead: (From the Books, Not the series) DONT Read if you don’t want to know. *********************** Wasnt Lafayette Killed at an Orgy in the books? That Eric and Sookie were also at? Seems like if that is Lafayette in the back and he is dead, they still took a huge detour from the books. I havent read the books yet, But that is what I read on another spoiler site. Also was it Bill that killed Lafayette in the books (PM me the Answer).

All you boys ever do is tease me! Darlin.. I have been called many thing in my life.. Most of them probably deserved.. But a "Tease" is not something that I have been accused of being before.

Did you do the good southern thing and put wet tobacco on the bee sting?

I will gladly come right over and suck the poison out.

Also the OP is a HER not a Him. And you actually expected "help" from a Skydiving forum about a Computer? the help was giving much earlier. Decide what you want to do. Go from there. There is no one right answer.

That is great. And you will find no argument from on that. Macs are better for many people. My point was they are NOT better for everyone. I have no loyalty to Microsoft at all and will be the first to point out that Vista completely sucks in my opinion. XP has many Flaws as well but the difference to me is that I can do what I want to do and I have more control. I am Anti-Apple. I don’t like the way they limit their machines in order to simplify them. But that does not mean I am Pro-PC. Just that I am not now nor do I think I will ever be part of the Cult Mentality many Apple supporters have about their Macs. If saying that Macs are not really the end all be all that the Cult of Apple wants everyone to believe makes me a "Rabid PC Fanboy" in your eyes, Well that just helps to reinforce my perception of many Mac Worshipers. Style over substance.

For YOU. A MAC (Capitalized just because it annoys you) is NOT "Better" for others because it is "Plain and Simple". I am not bashing Macs nor an I a Rabid fan of PC`s. the complexity of the PC is both its strength and its weakness. I have access to Macs as well but choose not to use them because they do not meet my needs. Millions of others feel the same way. Mac`s are NOT better. They may be better at some things but certainly not everything. Choice is good. Thinking for yourself is Good. MMmmmmm.. enjoy the Kool-aid. Reverend Jobs is counting on that.

The Books and the HBO Series are not the same. HBO is taking some definate turns away from the books. Major Changes. Rumor is next season will stray even MUCH further from the Books. Another options could be that Lafayette gets Turned. I would love to see that. And if you read the Books... Do you think "Bubba" will make an apearance in the series?

QuoteWhen I watched that last show I was under the impression that Bill killed Lafayette and Lafayette was also the one in the back of the cop car.... That is waaaaay too obvious. I dont think that is the case. It may be Lafayette but why would he show up two weeks Later (Remember the "Two Weeks Later" thing right before they cut to the Bar Scene at the end) in the back of bellfuers car? If Bill had killed him, He would have been dead and disposed of. Besides, Lafayette is waaay too good of a character to get killed off. This show NEEDS Lafayette. Now Taras Mom would make since. The show will be fine without her.

Any Thoughts on the Last Show of the season?? I was pretty disappointed myself. So who was in the back of Bellfuers car? Tara`s Mom or Lafayette?? And are they still alive? What up with Mary Anne? And as for Bills new ward… Wont people ever learn!! NO RedHeads, Nothing but Trouble!! Who will Sookie bang next season? Does she get finally some Doggie Style going? Will Eric ever get his turn?

Blasphemy, I know. Here, Have another cup of Kool-aid. And thank you for helping to make my point.

Keep drinking the Kool-aide. It will all be better soon. It is about choice for me. With a PC, I can decide exactly how I want my PC configured. Which Video Card, Which Hard Drive, Which Sound System, Which DVD Burner I want. Apple makes those decision for you. Your choices are much more limited. Especially in the more Stylish Macs. Mmmm.. I thought SUN had that market pretty well cornered. Regardless if that is still true or not, the ability to edit Movies (Something the MAC is VERY good at) is not what most people want out of a Personal Computer. I am not bashing MAcs. They are very good at what they do but as a Software developer, I dont care for them. Too many limitations. I am the type that still likes to drop to a command prompt and do exactly what I want to do exactly the that I want to do it. Like I said, If all you want to do is check your email, Surf the web and edit movies.. MAC is a great choice. If you need to run Business Applications and like to do things YOUR way instead of Reverend Jobs deciding on exactly what you should be allowed to do and how you should do it, Then PC`s are the way to go. And the worst thing about MACS is the way MAC Users tend to Glaze over and froth at the mouth when talking about their Holy MACS. Sorry.. I just don’t get the Apple Cult at all. It is a Computer, A Simplified Computer that does most things very well. It is NOT the second coming.

The first question you should ask Yourself is "What do I plan to do with this Computer?" Once you answer that, Then you can go from there. The MAC Drones will push to get you to join the Cult of Apple. If you place Style over substance, then that may very well be the way to go. Reverend Jobs has some Kool-aid waiting for you. If you need to Run Business applications, You are much better off with a PC. Yes, You can run most Business application on a Mac in a PC Emulation mode but do not expect to be able to get any support from the developers if that is the way you choose to go. A MAC is much simpler to use than a PC.. That is because you simply cant do as much with it (Or perhaps it would be more accurate to say you can do most things but you have to them exactly the way that Reverend Jobs has decided that you should do it). A MAC will not have as many problems as a PC because they limit what you can and cannot do to a much greater extent. MACS do all the Basic things you want to do VERY well and they are simple to use. If your needs are never going to go past the basics, Then MAC is a great choice. And I agree with avoiding Vista as well if at all possible. Vista was a POOR attempt by Microsoft to create a more MAC like operating system that failed on all levels. XP is still available and is much better.

She always had that Getto Bootie going for her. Now we know where it came from.

Did you buy a new BOB??

HBD Sweety.