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Now THAT is Funny!!

You mean they got 3 Girls now?? LOL!! Hey, You Romans get your own thread!! hey wait.. I am a Roman.. Nevermind.

Mark Skimmel: Living Proof that you can be: a Skydiver, a Freeflyer, a Coach, an AFF Instructor, a Swooper (well sort of), Fly a Tiny Canopy.... And still not be Cool!! JK Marks.. Abuse is Love.. And we Love you every Chance we get!!

I got a few Ideas.... My ideas are generally well received around the DZ.

Does it really matter if the Hangar is empty?? (or if it is raining for that matter!!) why do skydivers like to have sex in the aircraft they jump out of.... Beacuse it is there and somewhat private.

If you really think EVERYONE SUCKS... Just wait till you get married someday. You will quickly discover that not everyone is willing to SUCK. Why does a Bride Smile when she walks down the Aisle??? She knows she has given her last BJ!!!

Great Suggestion. I am fortunate enough to jump at 2 different DZ`s where a low timer like myself never has a problem finding someone qualified to jump with. There are always people with 1000+ jumps willing to jump with the newbie’s. Both DZ`s have many Coach rated Jumpers that really believe in Giving back to the Sport. My Skydiving goal for this year is to get the necessary experience and a Coach rating so that next year I will be capable of "Paying it forward".

Jumpwise - Like everyone said - Keep your head on a Swivel. Avoid landing with all the hotshots. See if there is a nearby alternate/Beginner Area and land there if at all possible. Careful what Jumps you get on. I truly believe that Women get invited on Jumps they may not be ready for much more often than men. Watch out for this and Know when to say no thanks. Socially - Try not to get too Drunk. Have a Buddy that will get you away from the Dogs. (also make sure the Buddy knows when you don’t want to get away!!) Drink Water and take Aspirin before you go to bed. Don’t be shy. Walk up everyone and ask who they are and where they jump. Boogies are all about meeting new people. Finally.. Beware of any guy handing out jello shots... he may be just trying to get you drunk enough to show your Boobies!!

We will make sure Woody brings the Climbing Spikes and the Chainsaw.

I am NOT a Bed Hog!! I Never steal the covers!!! I Dont snore!! My hands never wander in my sleep!! Ohh, And the Check is in the Mail!!

You look much better with a Little Arm Candy Like in this picture.

"I have never been this dirty before" "Hmmmmm. Taste like Pudding"

Tell you what Pyke, You promise to NEVER compare me in any way to Skimmel again and I just might stop following you around the DZ to check the ID`s of who ever you happen to be flirting with. Deal?

Well, I have never jumped with Sunny, But I have been promised that I will be Jumped BY sunny next time I see her!! Something about a Flying Monkey Hug or something.

OK, All the jello shots you can handle.. Just come to the next Farm Boogie to Collect!! It is only a couple Thousand Miles.

HisGooyness: Once a Roman, Always a Roman!! Missg8orDivr: The secret to an endless supply of Jello Shots; Flirt shamelessly with the supplier of said Jello shots. Remster: I am sure the pics will be up soon!! Clay: Push Over Hans??? Bring a Bull dozer. Talk about wing loading!!

$300 is real High for Atl-Houston. I can usually find $180 or less when I have to go there for work. I would wait to buy your ticket untill the price comes down a little.

OK, So We may have broken one of the GK`s a Little. You would think the training for a Professional Skydiver would include how to survive a boogie party. When you wake up on Saturday Morning and 40 or so Skydivers standing around with 35+ MPH winds forecasted for the whole day, you realize that things are bound to get interesting. Sure enough, Beazy Shaw, Chris Spence and Jon Pinion are soon at the drawing board trying to come up new ways to entertain the ever growing number of Bored Jumpers. A quick trip to Wallmart for Rope and Duct Tape (Staples for any Boogie wind day) and out comes the old Round and a Pick Up truck. We quickly discover exactly which Jumpers have Bigger Balls than Brains and Good Old Georgia Redneck Parasailing is underway. I hope Pruitt Logged those Jumps cause when the rope breaks and you are 60 feet in the air under a Round and you walk away from that landing, It Counts!! Special Thanks to Brandon for being Brave/Stupid enough to play test dummy until the system could be perfected. I never did see how the Tubing behind the 4 Wheeler worked out but since I never saw an ambulance, I assumed it was alright. By 6:00pm the Beer light was fully lit up and Jumpers were still streaming in. All just in time for the Pudding Wrestling!! Now after those nice young Ladies were rolling around in all that Chocolate Pudding, Spence managed to convince me that they may need to be cleaned off a Little, So being the Polite Gentlemen we are, We assisted them into the Pond. After a very interesting Shower (Hmmmmmm Tastes like Pudding!!), It was finally time to really start the Party. Jumpers from all 5 Local DZ`s were still streaming in as well as jumpers every neighboring state and a few that were not even close to us. Special thanks to the people from ASC that risked banishment and termination just to come over and have a beer with us. (One day we will be able hang out together without all the bullshit). The Tally Crew was out in full force as always, Divenswoop, Gimp and Bolas were entertaining as always, Monkey Girl (Dara) driving 10 hours from Norfolk just to party with us and of course Missg8ordivr was a welcome addition to the long list of Farm Hotties that were there. and Speaking of Hotties, The Romans sent over a couple that were truly special (Almost special enough to make up up for sending Hisgoofness as well!! Oh well, I guess you take the good with the bad) All in all about 60 to 80 people from all over showing up at a DZ on a totally winded out day just to hang out with friends and party should say something about that DZ. Between the Poker Games, The 100`s of Jello shots and general debauchery, it was one hell of a party!! By Midnight, The Nekkid Pond races started up and the AFF students were given their Opportunity to win a Free AFF jump. Those guys will make great skydivers someday!! Sunday brought semi jumpable weather for those who were comfortable with Bumpy Winds. The helicopter was up and running back to back loads pretty early and soon as we were able to dog through the debris and Passed out bodies to locate our Pilot, The Porter was off and running. Even with only one jumpable day, I think several jumpers still were able to get in more than the $110 worth. Thanks to Hans and Greg for putting up with us for the first year and hopefully many more to come.

QuoteSo, we should ignore everything after the "First and foremost - Listen to your instructors and ONLY your instructors." sentence? Or, maybe we should even ignore that one!! *** Damn right he should ignore me (and everyone else too.) I was simply sharing what worked for me, Which in No-way was was trying to tell him what HE should do, That is a job for his instructors.

First and foremost - Listen to your instructors and ONLY your instructors. They will tell you what you need to know. What worked for me was learning to relax. AFF was difficult because it seemed like there was so much I had to get done in such a short amount of time on each jump. Combine that with the Normal Nervousness about jumping from a Plane and I tended to tense up. Once I learned to relax, I realized there was plenty of time get all objectives done on each jump and stability issues disappeared. The other issue I had was Turns which were caused by my legs being uneven. Toe Taps took care of that problem rather quickly. Only your instructors have seen you in the air, They are the only ones who should tell what you should be doing or not doing.

Well hurry up and get better so I can Fucking Collect!!!

SO Uhhh... Do You Owe Me Now?? Enjoy and get that neck back in proper working order. Jello Shots and Pain Meds are a Fun Combo!!

Bolas - when you getting in?? Actually who all is planing on being there tonight??

Resently heard at the Dublin Boogie: Casa #4 is on Final Approach, Casas #1, 2 and 3 are already here.

Boboso??