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  1. Thanatos340
    1. The Young Ones!! (I keep trying to crucify myself, but I just can’t figure out how to get that last nail in) 2. SOAP (See, I am Invisible!!) 3. WKRP (What do you mean, Turkeys cant Fly??)
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    Groucho Marxs WC Fields Redd Foxx Richard Pryor Sam Kennison(sp?) All true masters of their Craft.
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    Happy B-day Girl!! Find me at SDA this weekend to collect your spanking. I promise to Rub it in to take the sting away.
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    Sorry about dumping your sister. She gave lousy head. So Uhh, How about just a Warning this time?
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    1. History of the World Part 1 2. Blazing Saddles 3. Strange Brew 4. Animal House 5. Young Frankenstien Honorable Mentions: Spaceballs, KingPin, Van Wilder, Kentucky Fried Movie, Something About Mary
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    It doesnt stay up for 36 hours, Just makes it VERY responsive for 36 hours. Kinda like you are 16 again. Atleast that is what I am told!!
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    I got a great Viagra Story.... At Rantoul last year, My good friends Peanut and Lukky were getting married. Right after the wedding, I go up to peanut (who happens to be standing right beside the Beautiful Brides Father) and say, Hey Nut, Open your mouth. Peanut complies and I toss a Pill in and say swallow it. He does and asks what did I just take??? 100mg of Cialis (viagra that lasts 36 Hours). Happy Honeymoon!! For the next 2 days he ran around Rantoul in sweat Pants to proudly display his "Rudder" as he referred to it. Poor lukky didn’t know whether to Thank me or cuss me out. Her dad thought it was hilarious.
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    You lead and I will follow. I kind of like the view. (At least until something shiny distracts me)
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    I told you already.. I suck at stalking. Waaaay too short of an attention span. If I dont make the LP Boogie (Which it doesnt look like I will) I will just have to fly out to San Franciso on a Non Boogie Weekend and Stalk you all proper-like in person. Oh and Pops... The SDA Halloween Boogie is part of the FALL Boogie Schedule.
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    Yea, But I would be following you around with a Cooler full Jello Shots and a heart full of harmless mad monkey love. Oh well, Gotta find someone else to follow around now. Any Volenteers?
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    What is your Summer Boogie Schedule looking like? Here are the ones I currently have planned: June 4-5 - SDA - Anniversy Boogie June 25-26 - The Farm - $110 All you can Jump Boogie. July 1-4 - Lake Wales - DZ.Com Boogie July 14-17 - Spaceland - Skyfest August 5-14 - Rantoul - WFFC
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    So any recommendations on a nearby Hotel??
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    mcuk linny sunnydee123 ianmdrennan mindway69 cspencefly Bobster hisgoofyness skychick312 skinnyshrek skyedivr Volo Melstarr brierebecca pyke carbonezone kelel01 Casie Chaoskitty Blueskyserenity Rastaricanair LoudDan Revillusion Thanatos340 I will be there (with plenty of Jello Shots to share). I lso just got some FF Pants too, So I am hoping one of those great FF coaches I hear about from there can get me off my Belly.
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    So are we talking about at the same time or individually??
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    Easy access to Freeways and Skydiving: Look into West Cobb County. Somewhat affordable Rent . You are looking at $850 to $1000 per moth for a reasonable 3 bedroom house with a yard for the dog. 3 Near by DZ`s (The Farm, Rome and ASC) with 2 more just over an Hour away (SDA and Monroe). East Cobb is even closer to interstates but the cost goes up considerably. Warning.. No matter where you live, Atlanta Traffic sucks.
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    MMMmmmmm.... Pie. Sounds good to me too.
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    Always marry an Ugly Girl Thats the only Kind. She will never ever leave you and if she ever does You wont mind. My brother married an Ugly Girl Though he had it made But every time she got undressed The neighbors pulled down the shade. Now we make love to ugly girls Cause they dont want to quit cause they keep on thinkin its the last they will ever get!!
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    why do your cats have a right to roam free and dogs dont? (Not that I am saying that dogs should be allowed to roam free. Just courious why your cats should be allowed outside to roam around and dogs shouldnt be?? Neither have any comprehention of Property lines.) And again, I am not picking on Billy here. I know he is a good guy and this is in no way personal.
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    Like I said. Shoot the owners, Not the Pets. If Someone’s cat came in my yard, Should I shoot it? NO. Actually I don’t have any pets, But I do remember a Friend who had a Dog that was the sweetest dog in the world. The dog got out 1 time and happened to walk across a neighbor’s yard. The neighbor shot and killed the dog. Talk about a SICK FUCK!! Lots of people with that exact same attitude here in the south. If I ever see ANYONE shoot a childs pet because the animal walked across some imaginary property line, One of us is about to get their ass kicked. Now if a Dog is being aggressive and/or tries to Bite a Human that is a different story.
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    ANy person that shoots a non-agressive dog for simply walking across their property has a special place in Hell waiting for them. I have seen too damn many redneck "Shoot that Dog cause it was on my Property!!". Fucking Sick Bastards. Nothing personal Billy, But that is a VERY sore subject with me. Dogs dont know shit about property lines. Shoot their owners for not looking after them better. Not the dogs.
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    Bad Idea Dave!! More Wives = More Mother Inlaws!! No Man deserves more than 1.
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    Why do women Love a Man that Kisses Ass??? They can turn around real quick!!
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    Hey with a 30 year mortgage, it is only $192,937.72 per month. I might need a Roomate or 2 to make that payment.
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    Well where the heck does that leave me??
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    I am Not Cheap!! (Just Easy)