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Ummmm... Farm?? Aug 19-21!!

Swooooop!!! Get your ass down here. Sounds like we need some backup for this one.

While I seriously doubt that I will be one of the guys selected to play in this event (for several different reasons).. I will still be willing to pony up a Little side bet that a Man will win this event.

The Peanut and Lukky Doghouse will be at the DZ (Even If I have to go hog-tie and drag them there personally!!) As for the Poker game... There is No BUY-IN (That would be Illegal in the state of Georgia). This game is just for fun. Each Girl in the game gets to choose one guy to play. Jumpchik is just auctioning off her Choice. However.. I will say this.. Last time she played this game she was Nekkid before the First time the blinds went up (And we use 15 minute rounds).

You know there is free transportation from Ohio available if you girls wanted to come down for this maddness. As for money being involved in the game.. I think it takes away from the "Its all in good Fun" aspect. edit: Not to say that I dont find this thread very amusing.

Check your math girl.

Post em up Girl!!

OK.. Strip Jello Shot Holdem Game.. So Far we have: LisaMarieWillbe JumpChikk Missg8rdivr Have room for two or 3 more Females. Looks like this game may fill up fast. The Females will get to choose which Males they want in the game.

So Mark.. Are you confirming the DJ and Lights??

Sounds like we have a Volunteer for Strip Jello Shot Texas Holdem!! Here is how the game Works.... There will be a Sign up sheet for the Girls that want to play. Once we have 5 or 6 Girls who want to play, Those Girls will CHOOSE from the guys that would like play as to who they want in the game. We start with 10 Players. Each Player gets $400 in Tournament Chips. Every Pot has 1 Jello shot added to it. The Winner of the Pot MUST do the Jello Shot before the next hand is Dealt. Once you are out of Chips, You can "REBUY" another 400 in chips for One Article of Clothing. To Keep things Fair, Only the Following will be counted as an Article of Clothing. Guy: Shoes & Socks (Count as 1) Shirt Pants/Shorts Underwear Girls (Get one extra Article): Shoes And Socks (Count as 1) Shirt Pants/Shorts Bra Panties You can wear NOTHING else at the table. Sign up sheet will be at the party.

0/1/1 One Jump. First Jump with Booties... First Broken Bone when I Tripped on said Booties trying to surf out the landing and managed to catch my Thumb under my hand as I tried to catch myself. Not pretty seeing your Thumb pointing 180 degrees from its natural position. Fucking Pull Hand Too.

Ummmm Yea.. All just for Clay either that or The Farm will use any excuse they can find to throw a Party, Whichever explanation works best for you.

Finally got word from Hans last night.... Looks like this will be a $129 all you can Jump Weekend!!!!!! Also Strong possibility of DJ (With Killer Light Show) for Saturday Night Party. I am still waiting to hear back from a couple of Load organizers and should have all the final details worked out later this week.. This is going to be one Hell of a Party!! I will start a Thread in Events once all the details are worked out.

Anytime Someone is organizing any kind of Party.. It is usually a good idea to let them know what you are planning. Definitely communicate with the Organizer. Not necessarily to ask permission, but atleast let them know what to expect.

You would post this the DAY after I bought my plane ticket!!

Dan... The Same Exact people who run the phones for Skyride can be found behind the manifest desk at ASC. (Atleast that is what I saw last time I was there 3 weeks ago). All the money goes into the SAME exact pockets. ASC started the 100`s of websites and Lying about where they were located long before They Started Skyride. ASC started the Hidden fees and Extra Charges for "The Big Plane" and "All the way UP" way before they started Skyride. ASC perfected these business practices and then took it nationwide under the name Skyride. Same Place. Same People. Same Lack of Ethics. Skyride is just an Extension of ASC. Yes, They have a Cool Plane, Yes they have good staff, Yes they have cool jumpers, Yes they have air-conditioned packing and Yes I think Mike is a Great Rigger and I am currently jumping one of his repacks. None of this justifies the way that Ben and Cary built this. If not for ASC/Skyrides Fraud and deception... Maybe the other DZ`s in the area would have all these things too. Other DZ`s choose to do business honestly even if it ment that they would loose business to ASC`s fraudulent business practices. The End does NOT justify the Means!! The only place that ASC and Skyride are different is in Your mind.

After she begs you to take her home with you.. Finally give in but tell her you are only going to let her Blow you!!

Jello shot will be provided for you.. Getting someone to feed them to you.. Well that’s all you Girl!! I have no doubt you will find volunteers!! Now we just have to work with you on Music Appreciation and get you off that Bubble Gum Punk!!

I do.. I got references even!!

If I am Flying 2000 miles to bring you Jello Shots.. The least you can do is skip the Poser Punk Concert!! BTW... I will only have Jello shots on Saturdaynight!

I am Arriving at Bloomington (BMI) on Friday August 5th at 4:50PM. I am renting an SUV at the Airport and will have plenty of Room to give others a Ride. PM me if you are getting in anytime around then. Leaving Tursday Aug. 9 around 2:00PM to head back to to Bloomimgton for a 5:00pm flight. Again I should have room available if anyone needs a ride.

Ohh.. No No No!! I am going to be on my best behavior!! IN bed by 9:00pm everynight!! I will have nothing to do with things like Jello-shots, Shot-Balls, Bady Paints, Liquid Latex or anything like that!!

At the very Top!!

Yes. I cleared everything with DZO last night. The Lingerie Jumps are on. We are working on ways so that all Girls who want make a Lingerie Jump will have thier slot covered (And their Jump paid for Too ). Right Now we have the first 10 covered. If there are more than that that want to jump, I am sure the other guys will cough up a little to cover those jump tickets as well. Maybe auction off the remaining slots on that load to the guys.

You starting one or wanting to Join one??