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  1. Thanatos340
    No, No, No, No!!! Show The Toe. Be proud of it!! Like this .. See Attachement (Slightly NSFW)
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    That list was posted long before you ever told me that I was "So not your Type". There would be several changes to that List if I had it to do over. MissG8rdivr would definately be Much higher. Alana, Justi, Porn Kitty and SkydiveGirl would have to fall only because they dont really post much anymore. The Rack, Gia, Swedishcelt, Jumpjunkie2004, Jesse07, LadySkydiver, teamJen01 and several others would be added to the list. But I am not about to Rank them. Im still nursing the wounds from the last time I did that. And #2 will forever be #1
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    I will have to do that next time I see her at a boogie.. In fact everyone There should help me out with this. House breaking a pet is hard work and requires a little tough Love.
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    Since it was my Idea, I dont have to pay right??
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    No, No, No.. You got it all out of order.. Its Petting first, Then Shagging, Then Slapping.. Or in my case it is usally Slapped First, Then Petting , Then well Usually Slapped again.
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    http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2249916#2249916 Three Rings on my Chest. (I really need to get a better picture of that tattoo)
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    That was a REALLLLLLLY old list. Gotta get around to updating it someday. (BTW.. If a very thin, tall angry woman that used to have long beautiful hair but cut it all off, comes this way looking for me, You havent seen me. OK?)
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    Or even better.. Which DZ.commers pet would you like to shag while being slapped.
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    Another very Plain one here.. http://www.myspace.com/skydivr340 Hopefully I will not have to delete this one like the last one.
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    One of the Small ones.. Like Gia or Kele01. Gia might be a little too Fiesty though.
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    That is what this thread is for!! Post it up.. I will be right back.. Gotta go get some popcorn and a comfy chair.
  12. Thanatos340
    Shag?? Nope.. No one has grab me by the yaya`s lately.. But to grab and Cuddle... You would have to be #1 on that list!! (But only if I could smack your ass a time or two while doing it!!)
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    I really hope no one that actually has BALLS posts my name. Some things I just dont want to know. Seriously.. I made the mistake of posting a Top 10 Hotties list one time. I caught shit from everyone the didnt make the list and even more from the ones that did cause they didnt like thier ranking. Never again!! Besides, I honestly cant think of anyone on here that I have an overwhelming desire to shag. However I accepting applications for consideration.
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    When I was in College, We had a Fire start in the garage.. Total Loss House burned down completely.. What woke everyone up was the Tires on the car in the garage exploding.
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    Is that your house or a Neighbors house?? Glad you are ok Sweety. (Got yo Txt BTW..)
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    I did only send it back about 25 yards.. Indoor Range. 1 shot. Not much left after that.
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    Naaa.. It kinda spur of the moment.. I happened to pass the Range as I left the verizon store. Pulled in, Grabbed the 45 from the console went in, Got a lane, Clipped the Phone by the antenna to the Target holder, Ran it down and did what needed to be done. It just felt sooo Good!!
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    Hmmm.. Lets see. I had a $50 month Plan.. Didnt include roaming... But since Sprint SUCKS sooooooo bad, My phone was almost always in Roam.. In downtown Atlanta.. Roaming.. Anywhere.. IN Roam... Got a new Phone.. Same thing.. So I call them and they are supposed to add $5 a month for unlimited Roaming.. My Bill goes straight to my credit card so I never really see it. Didnt pay attention for a few months.. Average $200 to $300 a month in Roaming fees alone. I call them and they refund 50% of the fees (said it was my fault for not catching their mistake sooner. so only 50%).. OK.. No biggie. Take my $400 Credit (Remember that was only 50% of just 3 months Roaming Fees) and say whatever.. Then the very next month, I get $287 phone bill cause of all the roaming. Told them to kiss my ass and shot their phone.
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    Of throwing it in the fire..
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    235gr .45 caliber Hydra Shok vs Old Cell Phone = Lots of Very Little Pieces. No sim card or anything resembling a card that to be found.
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    I am finally free of Sprint and their never ending Roaming charges. Finally switched to Verizon. Whoo Hoo!! and got me a snazzy new phone.. In my slightly over zealous celebration of finally dropping the absolute worst cell provider anywhere and never ending headache.. I promptly took the old Phone out to the Pistol range and sent it to cell phone heaven with a 45 caliber hydra shok love tap delivered via Mr Heckler and Mr Koch. While satisfying as that was.. It dawned on me as I am still basking in the after glow.. It may have been prudent to have first copied and/or transferred my Address\Phone Book from the phone. Soooo.. If I used to have your Number and you are foolish enough to actually still want to occasionally receive calls from me.. You might want to gimme da dizitz once again.
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    I think something is missing..
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    Sorry Dave.. Im still not interested in being either Spoon. Please update your list.
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    She said she would let a Stranger do it.. Well they dont get much stranger than you.. So You just might have a shot!
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    yea.. I Wooded too when she shaved me.