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In order for us to be Cockblockers.. You would have actually had a chance in the first place!

Then you grab the hair at the other end.

I am crushed... Better? No Fine. NOW is it better? You Know... Even I got a problem with this one. I think you need to make a list and rank us all.

OH yea.. And of course there the is an automatic excluision for Ass Slapping during intimate moments and/or if you need the channel changed on the TV.

Sorry. I completely disagree. Maybe I am a Chauvinist Pig.. But For example.. Some guy pats a girl on the ass or other such unwanted physical contact.. She has every right to slap the shit of him and should in my opinion. A male NEVER has a a right to strike a female in any way at anytime for any reason. I realize that this an old fashion view and not logical. However it is the way I was brought up.

Looking forward to it. Hey Goofy.. Think I can bring a shovel and if so how long will it take to expand the pond??

Sometimes the Naughty List is the Nice list!!

Well if YOU are going to be there I might just have to go.

There is no way I could have forgot meeting you, so therefore I dont think we have met in person. (Beth.... You are now on a new list of mine!!)

And I would now add kbordson, jesske, belsyblueyes and quite a few others (That cant quite think of right now.) (You trying to get me in trouble again??)

Uhhh.. very old list. Most of the people on it didnt even post anymore. And you know you would be right at the top if I had to redo it.

But I was just about to make a list and put you right at the top!! (I actually did that a couple years ago... Caught Flack from everyone that didnt make the list and even more from those that did and didnt like their placement!) And to the other poster.. Yes.

She is no longer with us. But most of the women here have Traits that make them "Hot". There is no one standard for beauty.

I had a friend years ago that worked for AOL Help Desk. They didnt have Computers. Just a Big Table they sat with a Manual and a Phone. Made Like $8 an hour to tell people to uninstall and reinstall the AOL Software.

Professional Engineer.. Basically a Licensed Asshole. A particularly arrogant breed of engineer that absolutely cannot possibly ever be wrong. If in doubt.. Just look on his card.. If it says P.E. at the end of his name, Clearly you are wrong and he is right.

Was that a Skyfest Shirt??

Every one that woks for my company is an Engineer. All of our customers are Engineers. Sorry Icon.. He is 100% correct. In General they are all (Including Us) the most stubborn, defensive, self justifying, annoying people to deal with (Other than Lawyers of course but you cant really count lawyers as people) Ever tried to tell a P.E. he is wrong?? Good luck with that!

I occasionally sit on the other side of that fence.. When my support staff is busy or I have them working on other projects, I sometimes Pick up the support line when it rings. I have engineer calling up for support on my application.. These people have graduate degrees, using $100K software package.. They call up.. "Its not working right". What’s not working? "The system, It isnt giving me the answers I want" Can you zip up your data and send it to me so I can see what you mean? "How do I do That?" Uhhh.. Can you have one of you IT people call me? "I tried that.. They said to call you." Had a customer this week call me and ask for a minor change to a report (Crystal). I figure no problem, I wont even charge you cause it should take more than 5 minutes to add that calculation to the report. I make the change, Send him back the file and tell him to copy it to the Reports folder and overwrite the existing file. He calls back.. “How do I do that?”. So two hours later I finally talk him through copying the file to right location. Beleive me when I say it goes both ways.. Even worse is the guys that think they know it all and will not listen.. To busy trying to impress me with how much they know. I finally have to say.. Shut up, and just do what I ask you to do. If you want me to explain it, come to training.

Easiest way to avoid Traffic when you get home.. Take Campcreek parkway.. Keep going, and going till you pass a Cowboys Gas staion, Then take the second left. Turn right about 1 or two down the road. We will leave the light on for you.

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!! Got an urge, Got a surge and it's out of control. Got an urge, I wanna purge 'cause i'm losing control. uncontrollable urge i wanna tell you all about it uncontrollable urge makes me scream and shout it it's got style it's got class so strong i can't let it pass i gotta tell you all about it i gotta scream and shout it and i say yeah Oh Yeah!!

I think Most people go through this problem. My suggestion: Talk to your instructors at the DZ. Pick ONE person and listen to them. Having a bunch of different people making different suggestions can be very confusing. A couple years ago There was a Girl at my Home DZ that was having a lot of landing issues. (It didn’t help that she was a Cute girl) so every canopy Pilot would come up to her after every landing and suggest something different. She was being told 10 different things by 10 different people and trying them all. I finally pulled her aside and said come with me. I took her to a Cessna DZ not far away where there was one and only one person (the DZO there) that would help her. It worked. After several jumps there she had it and I dont think she had any trouble after that. The canopy pilots at the Home DZ were certainly much better Pilots but when you have a bunch of people telling you different things, It will only confuse you more in my opinion.

Dont ever let a 5 Year old (Or a skydiver for that matter) near Bubble wrap. Pop,Pop,Pop,Pop,Pop,Pop, for endless hours has been known to cause extreme mental breakdowns.. And the temptation is just too much for such undeveloped minds (And kids too).

Lots of cough syrup.

100% - John Stuart Mill. The Utilitarian principle is correct when the quality of pleasures is accounted for Liberty is the most important pleasure

You have much to learn young grasshopper. Much to learn.