Thanatos340

Just trying to do my part to help out. Go Big or Go Home.

Again.. The Limbaugh comparison come in to pay. I have heard many Treehuggers over the years wish Rush would die. Same thing. Any reasonable rational person should be able to see that both Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore are BOTH full of shit. Each spreading lies and distortions that support their opinions and trying to pass those off as fact.

He is in the US right now. (Should be at Skydive the Farm this weekend.) I think he is no longer posting here by choice.

Happy Birthday Girl. I hope you get all the spankings you deserve.

The excessive silicone makes her just as unattractive.

My Deck is ALWAYS pressure treated, sealed and termite protected.

But even I will admit, there ARE bigger decks out there. And for a guy that takes so much pride in the size of his deck, I just dont want to see them.

OK, Lets be real here... It is hard enough for many men to satisfy just one woman. Now you got to get two of them off?? Yes, every mans dream is the threesome. Most have no idea what they are about to get into. Think women can be petty, competitive and easily upset?? Try putting two of them in that setting. Yes, Tap dancing around that inevitable "How come you spent more time screwing her than you did me?" "Why did you go down on her first?"can add some to the excitement.. But you are in a potentially volatile situation. Now if BOTH girls are Bi and very comfortable with each other, It can be great. On to two Guy/1Girl.. In all reality, this make more since. But how many guys ego can really handle playing second string or suddenly finding out the other guy is twice as large? Again Volatile situation. And the Girl.. If she is servicing two instead of one, she is working twice as hard whether spit roast or DP. Therefore I suggest 5 ways. 2 guys, three girls (with atleast two of them truly Bi). Now that is a Party!! Not too much pressure on any one person. Tap out anytime to recharge and plenty still in the party to keep it going.

I think Turtle already has me a ride lined up. Thanks for the offer though.

Now that is a Sudsyfist Dream Girl if I ever saw one.

"Dumb & Dumber Do Skyfest." "Turtle didnt really just use that Line on her did he?" "So you think this Backwards baseball cap thing will catch on??" "I bet if I get up, You will bust your ass." "Brains: Are you pondering what I'm pondering? Jello-J: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so." "Hurry up, Brains, If we don't get to Carley Simon's house I'll never know if that song was about me."

Absolutely correct. Everyone knows that the best way to serve the Bullet is as a Suppository.

Oooohhhh!!! Midget Wrestling!! My Favorite.

Cora said your Skyfest Airport Pick up service can be a little lacking at times. Remember the Looser you tried to get to pick her up a couple years ago. Bastard was still passed out in the hotel room when her plane came in.

Ride Needed: I am Comming into Hobby on DELTA 1149 on Friday 7/13 due in at 3:30pm. Anyone wanna hook a brotha up with a ride? Also need a Ride back to the Airport on Sunday for a 6:00pm Flight home.

Ride Needed: I am Coming into Hobby on DELTA 1149 on Friday 7/13 due in at 3:30pm. Anyone wanna hook a brotha up with a ride to the DZ? Also need a Ride back to the Airport on Sunday for a 6:00pm Flight home.

Why does happiness depend on Getting Laid? Why not just be happy.. Of course most will discover that being Happy generally greatly increases the chances of getting laid. Be Happy, You might get Laid or you might not, But if you are already happy you wont give a shit either way.

Better Plan.. Sell The Rock and the Car, But one way Ticket over here. We will teach you shake your moneymaker and Get you a Job at the Pink Pony. In no time at all you will all the money to pay off your debts and enough left over to support your new American Boyfriend.

YES. I was arrested for possession once just because I was in the same car as someone that had some POT on them. Person that it belonged to claimed it right away. Tough shit, We all were taken in and charged with possession. In This state, If drug are found in a Car, ALL Occupants are guilty of possession even if one person claims it. Another resent story. A Skydiver at a nearby DZ was injured and Lifeflighted to the hospital. Later that evening, The DZ Manager gathered up the guys stuff and took it to him at the hospital. This Hospital had security to go through. Security finds small bag of Pot in the guys gearbag. DZ Manager gets arrested. MOST cops would probably not arrest her if she turned it in, BUT some would. She would be looking at a Felony. Absolutely NO reason at all to even consider taking that chance.

Yea.. I had to straighten out your Pinko-Commie Wife over there. It seems she has a tendency to believe Overweight Loudmouths that are full of shit.

Attached is my proposal. BSR=Basic Skydiver Retrainer. Keep one in each Landing area and use when needed. Floater in the HP landing area.. Use it. Swooper in the Area for standard Patterens.. Use it. S Turns on Final.. Use it. Spiral down over the main landing area.. Use it.

WTF?? Is that even remotely Possible?? You could give 1000 One handed retarded monkeys key boards and Let them loose in SC and it would actually increase the average I think.

Pay attention girl.. He has several posts mentioning a GF in resent weeks.

0/1/0 Made a Jump from a VERY rare jump plane around here.. A 182. Havent had a chance to jump a 182 in a couple years. After 1 Jump, I remembered why.

Is that kinda like saying, "I dont do Coke, I just like the way it smells?" (Usually followed by hand me that Straw and let me smell it again.)