Thanatos340

Not sure.. But I have a feeling that Dessert may include Jello!

Vienna Sausage again? No Thanks.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20070711/sc_livescience/studywomenareinchargeathome No Shit. They got half the Money and all the Pussy. Of course they have the power!! Besides.. Everyone knows, If Mama aint Happy, Aint NO One gonna be happy.

I will be there friday afternoon. Make sure the trailer is Clean and Dinner is on the Table Biatch!!

Perjury?? Now that will be a Funny Trial. Mr. Ellis will you take the stand. Did you Lie about Being a Liar while under oath? Uhhh.. NO, I really am a Liar.. But I was not Lying about being a liar. Are you lying now?? NO. I am a Liar!!

Ever pay $600 for a Phone?? You might want use a $600 phone for a little longer than 1 or 2 years. Also How many Cycles did those batteries last?? Playing music, Watching movies and whatever else the iPhone does surely uses much more power requiring many more recharge cycles in the same amount of time. But like most Apple products, It is designed to be disposable (Battery not replaceable).

Here is your sign.

I assume that you have already seen all the Firefly episodes?? (Best TV show to be made in years and it only gets one season.) That is not a Netflix it, That is a go BUY the Box Set!!

I really liked a couple of the HBO series.. ROME and Deadwood. Both are available on Netflix now. Currently "John From Cincinatti" seems very interesting. The New Battlestar Galactica is really good for Regular TV too. Cant wait for the next season.

Sheep Boy (Clay) and I were just in Costa Rica a Couple weeks ago and did the Zip Lines in San Lorenzo. Longest one was about 1000 meters long over a Valley and into the Jungle. Get up to about 60mph if you have good body position.

The rule came about to stop Leather Asses from Shooting angles. A common tactic some unethical players would try would be to Miss Call Their Hand (Knowing that CARDS Speak is the rule in almost every poker room in the country) hoping the other player would Muck thus killing the better hand. So now even if you toss you cards face down, If they have NOT touched the Muck pile, The cards may still be live at the disgression of the Floor (If the cards are CLEARLY identifiable, They will almost always be Live). However, If the cards came in contact with the Muck Pile at all, the cards will be declared dead.

Straight from the Rule Book: Read #2 carefully. Like I said it could have gone either way. I personally would have called for the Floor and had them make the ruling but on a pot that size, The Floor will almost always go with awarding the pot to the best hand if the Cards were clearly identifiable and did not touch the Muck Pile.

Mistake #1 - Playing a Shit hand. Hard to have sympathy for anyone that had a piss poor starting hand to begin with and got lucky on the Flop. Mistake #2 is sitting at a NL Table that would EVER that many callers after a flop is just crazy. Someone is always going to get lucky if they are that stupid. $500?? QQ is the last hand I would thought about there... Either he has Presto and just floped the set, The other two 9s, An over pair that he slow played preflop (Which is what you are hoping here.) or he is making a Move trying to Run Off the Calling stations. second reraise SCREAMS set or over pair. Presto or semi-Bluff (As it turned out to be) Now is where you HAVE to push back if you think Your Top Two are good enough. The pot is plenty big enoufgh to take it Down right there. Cant let him draw for free. As for the Muck ruling.. It varies from Card Room to Card Room but the most common ruling is that if the Cards didn’t touch the Muck pile or any other cards, they can be recovered and the hand is still live. Again I have seen this go both ways but that is the most common ruling.

When Watching the inflight Movie?? ALWAYS!!

Yes. But only $5. This weeks in-flight movie will be "Airgazmic". Please bring exact Change!

I am Jumping the "Specialty" Plane with the Jumgle Gym outside. Hans isnt even charging anything extra for having this rare jumpship available for us this weekend!!

just a Friendly Reminder.

Last Longer.. Two people in a tournament make a side bet on who will be in the tournament longer. Side bets can also be "I bet Skinny is in longer than Billy" or anything else.

Im in. Anyone want any side bets or last longers?

Tech Stock?? Possibly the younger guy. Especially if I am looking for aggressive growth. Ideally you should listen to both and see which makes the most since to you and of course do your own due diligence. Age does not always = Wisdom. I know plenty of stupid old people. I also know quite a few very Bright younger people.

OK.. That will take care of him, But what about the cat??

Bonsai Kitten

Not just any Boobies.. They were talking about YOUR Boobies!!

The US one does seem to work although I still get waaaaay too many call from Charities and Politicians (They are exempt). Before the Do Not Call list, My old roommate and I would have lots of fun with telemarketers. It was a Game, The idea was to see who could get the telemarketer to hang up on US the quickest. We had about 6 or 7 different Characters we would go into soon as we realized it was telemarketer that just called us. "The Dirty Old Man" that kept asking them what they were wearing and such while rapidly slappin a leg. "The Brotha" that only spoke heavy Ebonics would throw down the race card soon as the telemarketer didn’t understand something they said. "The Offended Disabled" that would immediately go off on the telemarketer if they because they were selling something that they couldn’t possibly use. "The Gay Couple" in the middle of a Lovers Spat. "The ignorant and belligerent redneck" That would be shouting obscenities and other things towards his imaginary wife and kids while trying to talk to the telemarketer. "The televangelist" that would preach fire and brimstone to the telemarketer. Were just a few. I almost miss those call now. It was amazing how long some of the telemarketers would stay on the phone before finally hanging up on you.

Bambi Lovers should NOT watch that link. Spoiler: Bambi gets his ass kicked.