virgin-burner

Maybe those people are assholes in "real" life too. so far i have only met tony and another guy from here, second which posts close to nothing, and had nothing to say when we met, didnt even share a beer with him. tony was a scream tough and we had a good time. i dont think that's representing a good cut from the "population" around here. but if the rude arse holes, and there are many around, are about the same in RL, i dont have no real desire to meet them. on the other hand, there are people i'd really like to meet. after all its a skydiving website, and so far i found skydivers to be likeable guys and girls to hang out with. but that alone does not justify to be a rude arse hole online. there are some that are, and if you get to know them a little closer, they turn out to be real helpful and nice. so, since well-known moderators and others have been known to tweak their numbers, or have worked in a tunnel once, or act like skydivers but are just spoilt brats, or have maybe jumped 2000 times but with rounds and havent seen near a dz in the last twenty years, those jumpnumbers and profiles mean pretty much nothing in regards to what is asked. how about the guy i was when i started 2(0) years ago. i was merely interested in the people and the equipment and the safety. nil jumpnumbers, no homedropzone, but eager to learn about some of the aspects. if i wasnt determined to do it anyway, based on some of the answers back then, i just would of said fuck it, i rather spent my money on whores and booze.. not that i dont now, but you get my drift! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

did you hit it!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

oh, but the "community" presenting itself to be rude arse holes, that's ok!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

remember, i flail around unstable, so no easy target at all.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

u not on too much lately and have heard of the double-posting bug, have ye'!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

u not on too much lately and have heard of the double-posting bug, have ye'!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

she showed you her birthcertificate!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

she showed you her birthcertificate!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

you should get out more! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

happy b-day!

i finally updated my jumpnumbers and my vast experience. i'm a much happier person now!

hope its a good one!

her name was belinda, not lola.. and why do i hear this "dont be a prude" already the second time in less than an hour from different sources.. i just luv the bonfire.. actually, i posted that thread in the minute break i got from when lola, err, belinda went to the toilet.. if i'd only have a digital camera, i would of taken pics of that rack and made a poll of it, i'm sure 99,98% of the male dizzy.commers would of fallen for it. probably more than once even!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

my recipe for no disaster: -if a woman wants to take you home after 15 minutes, she must be really drunk. -if a woman wants to take you home after 10 minutes, she must be really, really drunk and a freak. stay off of those. -if a woman wants to take you home after 5 minutes, i bet you all the money in this world that IT's a dude!! stay off the last two, the first one's a winner!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

dennis, with all respect due to your low jumpnumbers n'shit, us freefliers usually have our own place, unlike the bellyfliers that still like to take their aff-nstructors up to check if pull-position was stable for all of the flight.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

THAT'S easy . . . just tell her that {s}he is a freeflyer! Duh! hey now, all the freefliers i know might be gay, but at least u can tell by the bad breath and the generally bad appearance that they're man!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

hey, that profile is correct! that "whatever" was as pitchblack as you would imagine one from burkina faso too.. actually, first i've mistaken IT for tina turner! now that i'm safely home, i can find IT remotely funny. i didnt when i was there.. but i got a free drink out of it, so, whatever.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Easier solution . . . Stay out of those bars. man, no adams apple, at least noticeable. hands got me figuring, ok, now, this cant be right.. and the bar is my usual hang-out after work. and i know a gay-bar if i see one.. am home safe now, virginity still intact.. and dang, i still say her/his rack was one of the nicer ones around! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

and this (s)he tries to get me home to his/her place!!! FUCKING HELP ME!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

the jedei is not sold to the general public yet. please use the fucking search-function! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

and you find out about this now!? some great advice i got from my instructors was, and i'm giving it to you to, do not post on dorkzone, or if you do like me anyway coz you got too much time on your hands (think about that one, long and hard enough ), do not look for answers there.. and that goes especially for squeak! yea, and with i dont know how many posters on here that all think they're the shits, its not gonna happen. but seriously, some of my fucked up threads have given me good contacts, some i chat with mostly over msn or icq or whatever IM you're using. if you do have the time to spoil it over here, then there are other channels that are much more suited for that purpose. even PM's work!

i didnt mean the belly tony.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

thats also a good point, i kinda trip over a lot.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i say, kick him in the balls every now and then.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda