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  1. I bet ya felt like Tim from Tool Time locked up in an ACE Hardware all night! better than that! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  2. if you got a competent piercer, you can do almost anything. and if do what you're told to do, and the guy's not a douche, the chances of an infection are very slim. specially on the piercings down there, as urin is sterile and has that other good effect on wounds.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  3. i used to be with that woman that had 13 piercings on her genitals alone. she was a freak. but a lot of fun to play with. in more ways than one.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  4. oh-oh, the sky is a very unsafe place now.. congrats!
  5. do you wanna feel guilty with me!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  6. not to sound racist, my best jumping buddy is black too as that guy was, and really, we're a small country, and thus, the number of black skydivers is very limited. i'm just an arse hole and most jumpers around already know me, so.. you guys get my drift. just looked at the card she slipped me, wonder if i should call her up. silicone for sure, judging by the figure, blond.. just fucking hot! but she hangs out with a douche.. well, actually could be a match then! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  7. the guys performance was so bad!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  8. i'm sure she does A2M.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  9. reading your latest posts, you really must be pissy. or drunk. or both.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  10. What's a BOC? Bitch on Coke? can i have some of that with fries!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  11. i kept it simple, just asked who was the rigger at your dropzone. most simple question of all. after that was hopeless.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  12. I can help you with that whole innocence thing. now i dont know if i should feel pleased or scared.. When it comes to Amazon, be very, very scared. Banesanura has NOTHING on her. and who's that exactly!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  13. I can help you with that whole innocence thing. now i dont know if i should feel pleased or scared.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  14. soooo..!? hasnt your momma told ye', its not polite to not answer people!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  15. house is sooo 90's.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  16. uhm, where did i say that!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  17. actually i'm staying home today, called in work and gave it a sick day.. i sound like i'm going through puberty vocal change again! and no, i didnt went completely crazy screaming at the bar saturdays.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  18. Lies... yea-yea, i know you like jacking off, err, hijacking.. hey man... you don't fuck wit de jesus... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m0v8CB27dk&feature=related just watched the movie the other night.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  19. Lies... yea-yea, i know you like jacking off, err, hijacking.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  20. i dont give much for hijacking. i'm a honest postwhore.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  21. maybe we should also link to the thread "i finally decided to downsize" and the st. sebastian incident from 2nd of january.. downsizing from a sabre2 210 to a 129 xfire.. even i think thats stupid.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  22. shut up you wankers! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  23. can you do the math on mnealtx!? 11.6 army doesnt teach math, do they!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda