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and here i am, hoping for a little porn at work.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

latest REDBULL-thingy anyone in!? i dare you.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i've had works christmas party yesterday.. probably 20 beers+!? i'm a bit edgy today, dont know why that is.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

sorry to hear that bro.. hits close to home, especially at this time of the year.. {{{{{HUG}}}}} “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

scene is a bedroom somewhere, a happy couple is about to make love.. men: "can i swaffelen you?" woman: "WHAT!?!?!" “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Ahh, but then people who jump out of aeroplanes aren't skydivers, they have a personal relationship with freefall. i see, you and bill have been smoking the same stuff, care to send some over here!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

my comfort zone is either my bed or my couch.. everything else is, well, unstable!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

man, that was a night, its 10:30AM the next morning, i just got to work half an hour ago, and i'm still drucking funk! in fact, i got so wasted, i didnt even bother with the bus and just got a cab.. of course, not before i kissed and hugged all the female staff at my favorite bar, and getting at least one LIIT from everyone. i paid shots tough! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

well, since it was m b-dy, i wanted to invitd the hottest chick on earth. she refuse, she invited me instead.. and we didnt choos aa chep restaurant. i luv the girl, just for who she really is.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

well, just got the blade.. i really like it so foar..

... and jumps at turbine DZ's only too, I'd bet. cant help it mate, we only do turbines around here. maybe choppers, if we want to feel underprivileged.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

those are really fun to play with, had the opportunity in the military.. i wouldnt mind owning one of those for my sig550!

what happened to the good old pepperspray!? the new models are also shot with what i describe as "round-load" (fuck knows what that is in english, gun-powder or the things that makes that go off), so it doesnt affect others nearby, doesnt harm the shooter if he's into the wind and is much more effective than those that are powered only with aerosols.. its kinda hard to attack someone if you dont see and cant breathe.. besides the point, shouldnt police officers be kinda proficient with arresting-techniques and at least basic martial arts!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

mhm, knives.. i have almost a fetish for blades, since childhood-days.. and a really supportive grandma from that time, too! shame she passed away.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

hey, PA's are exactly that, even if they come in german! at least i dont pretend to skydive while i remain in pull-postion!! thanks evenyone..

yea, you might as well be victim 351 or however that count is. there are other non-lethal weapons with enough stopping power that are way less target of critique.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

#6 would be the perfect gift for JohnRich. i guess he already has one of those.. i'd like the fundies, but only if they came with the counterpart.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Yep, she's MY friend Jealous???? she's also my friend, at least on FB.. a little!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

that's really hard around here, i jump at the probably busiest dropzone, and how much is that, absolute maximum maybe 20 loads a day!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

if you don`t get up and make the jumps, how is this a "sweet deal" for you? well, as i said, i couldnt afford it anyway.. i'd have to resume to the 200jumps package for a little less, at least i could stretch it over two years.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

AND you have madeleine.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

you really like pulling on that leg, dont you!? i'd be drunk silly most of the time anyway, i couldnt spot a momma if she'd stuck a boobie in my face.. how are you going/staying!? and when? and, would there be more space for one? maybe two if the suga momma-thing works out!? or not, as i could stay in that posh house next to the dropzone.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

AFF, right? nope, thats my normal pull-alti..

man, is this a running gag or what, its only a mach1!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

After speaking with some friends who are police officers, and asking them their opinion on the use of the taser, that's exactly how they responded. The biggest advantage in their opinion is that the use of the taser has dramatically cut down on the use of force (i.e. fighting, use of nightstick/baton) required to arrest a violent/agressive subject. so you consider 100'000 volts shot through your body to be no force!? how about you come over to my house, and i give you a nice buzz on the 230V electrical grid!? of course, with the taser, ampère is relatively spoken very low. but still.. ask ntrpnr, there's a nice video of him floating around where he's getting tasered at a fair, but i think it was a "civilised" version with only 50'000 volts. hits the floor like a bomb. 350 death in only 7 or 8 years!? since its coming from a guy that lives in a country that has an actual war going on where the "collateral damage" is up to 100'000 people, after "freeing" the country from a dictator that "only" killed around 250'000, i dont wonder wonder about such a comment. lets both hope you never get stopped, and are too intoxicated to respond in a manner that the police men would have liked. or your pregnant wife. or your 11yrs old daughter.. such blunt statements are the exact reason why i stay out of SC most of the time. makes me want to grab an icepick and go berserk.. "it's only a fleshwound!" “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda