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  1. jarrodh

    Uncle Leo

    I dont know if "leo" is still alive but he was a character on Everybody Loves Raymond but that went off the air a couple years ago. Seinfeld is the greaest show to ever be created. 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  2. How the hell could you be a vegan. I completely understand being a vegetarian but vegan is to strict. You cant even eat cheese!!!!. No animal dies for cheese! The cow wants to be milked, why cant you eat the cheese from that milk??? I dont get it!!! By the way the best sandwich ever is called the moistmaker. It is made the day after thanksgiving with leftovers. it includes bread of choice, stuffing, mashed potatoes, turkey, gravy, corn/veggie, and cranberry sauce(optional). Its so friggin good!!! 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  3. This is my favorite one. I think its the coolest of the skydiving graphics. 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  4. Holmes......yes like Sherlock. Its an old family name 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  5. I agree there should be a playoff. That way I can see my Gators play in a few games before they win the National Championship. GO GATORS 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  6. jarrodh

    Crap...

    Hahahaha I live in Gainesville Florida. It was 75 yesterday and Im going skydiving this weekend when it will be tshirt and sandal weather!!! 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  7. I guess im a newbie to skydiving and forums. What is NSFW?? 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  8. Im gonna beat your ass skydiver51. That image is tattooed onto my brain. 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  9. jarrodh

    Saw III

    I saw it yesterday. It was just as grisly as the first two movies. Personally I thought it was simply more of the same and not really that special, but it was good. 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  10. Oh the Humanity! 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  11. jarrodh

    Anyone seen?

    What does Pshycho Bob look/act like? This guy walked into my DZ and acted like a crazy old bastard, and his name was Bob. He was a old miltary veteran who told funny ass war/skydiving stories, but according to my instructors and the pilot he was dangerous in the plane and in the sky so he was to be avoided. (They didnt let him jump) 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  12. I got a good grade on my Biology Test. Go GATORS! 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  13. thats one weird ass video 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  14. Im glad you got back safe but if that guy wasnt as nice as he seemed your night could have been the plot of a Lifetime movie. Be careful who you trust. Even weirdos walk their dogs. 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  15. Thats one witty repartee. Nice Post Blue Skies 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  16. holyshit that was cool. Nice Post Blue Skies 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  17. I had the same feelings after I first felt freefall. Although I had better success with my canopy flying I was still afraid of landing in trees or something. At this point you should be on radio assisted landings still while under canopy so just do exactly what your instructors say and youll be fine. Memorize your dropzones landing pattern and just make slow turns and keep and eye on your altimeter and everything should go smoothly. As long as your landing safely after every jump then you really arent "failing" since any jump you walk away from is a success, but your just not passing to the next level. I jump at a small DZ so everyone is really open and available for advice and I found that asking the pilot(whose also a very experienced skydiver) about landings, wind direction and spotting was super helpful. 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  18. Dont worry at all about getting sick again. On my first Tandem I felt so queasy I thought I was gonna blow chunks everywhere under canopy. My mistake was that I didnt eat a single bite of food all day before my jump which was in the afternoon. Jumping on an empty stomach means your blood sugar is low, so when your adrenaline starts pumping before and during the jump your blood sugar gets drained causing you to get very lightheaded and thus queasy. Next time you jump make sure to eat a light meal and drink some juice or soda and you will feel much better. Some people say also not to tighten your leg straps super tight either because it cuts off blood flow in your femoral artery and it causes lightheadedness, but Ive never had this problem, and I dont like risking anything with loose legstraps. On my first Tandem I felt sick as hell and I couldnt take control of the canopy either when offered because I was focused on not puking. Now 3 months and 20 jumps later I feel great in the sky and particularly under canopy where I have yet to feel even the slightest bit of nausea since the first tandem. 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  19. 1. Quit snivelling and fucking open, NOW! 2. Door!, Door!, Door!...Alright... Everyone Out 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  20. I think were all missing the point here. Rush Limbaugh said this insensitive bullshit so he could get his face in the papers and his videos on TV even more. He is one of the most polarizing figures in the US and he only says these things to get attention and airtime on all the 24 hour news channels. Hes making headlines with absurd comments just to stay popular, and its working like a charm. Bottomline: Rush Limbaugh knows about as much about the truths and science behind diseases and Stem Cell Research as he does about dieting and staying off prescription drugs. He deserves to have a pineapple shoved up his ass. 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  21. Repeatedly slash their tires. After every time they get them fixed wait a few more days and do it again. If all else fails use the cinderblock method or sugar in the gas tank. If that dont work for the sake of your endangered pets shove like 6 potatos into his exhaust pipe. 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  22. cool vid liked it a lot 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  23. Now that Im a skydiver Florida is definetly the place I will live in for the forseeable future. Since its warm(relatively) in the winter I can jump all year. At last my putting up with the infestation of New Yorkers and old people into this fine state has has finally paid off!!! 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  24. I nearly did on my first jump. Empty Stomach, Tight Harness= Queasy under canopy 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!
  25. I hope to complete my A license requirements in the next few weekends, and Im wondering what is the hardest part? What do you do to actually file for your A license? CONGRATS AND BLUE SKIES!!!!! 2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!!