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  1. EdC

    The Bachelorette

    I like watching cops because there is always that one drunk redneck with no shirt on and his pants falling down so they have to digital blurb out his ass crack and he's got blood running down his face and his girlfriend is sitting on the curb smoking and saying "I told him if he came home drunk one more time I was gonna bust him upside the head with my mamaws frying pan." I also think the DUI arrests are funny, unless it's happening to you. Big Ed
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    The Bachelorette

    Was anyone surprised she picked Ian and that he proposed? My wife to be was certain it would have been the other guy, Matthew. I didn't really pay attention to the show but I did enjoy My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance. Big Ed
  3. I had ten years collected and it was about 900 bucks. Some banks won't count it for you or they charge a percentage. Have fun. Big Ed
  4. EdC

    runny nose

    Light green and yellow stained goggles. Good times, good times. Big Ed
  5. I would do a search on the Safety and Training forum and see what you can find. There have been a few threads on this very topic and I'm sure you'll be able to find something that might help you out. Big Ed
  6. The movie Planes, Trains and Automobiles comes to mind "You're going the wrong way, you're gonna kill somebody."
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    Faking the BIG O

    What about the "I'm a guy and the beer is wearing off so I faked it" option? Big Ed
  8. Cats are like that, dogs rock. I've got four of them. Two of them are mine and two of them are hers. I try to keep mine from eating hers.
  9. What is a bomb out exit? I've never heard of that. Big Ed
  10. Just a note, golf carts don't float and never use your real name when signing the rental agreement. Also, pay cash when paying so there is no paper trail if you intend to sink the cart. Also, the ranger gets pissed if you park the cart on the green. There is a course close to me that won't let you take the cart off the path. They have installed 10" curbs all along the cart path to keep people from driving over them. Big Ed
  11. An empty holster on the passenger seat will make a lot of would be thieves think about where the owner is when they see it. Big Ed
  12. There was a show on The Science Channel recently on DirecTv called "Understanding", it was about risk takers. If you have DirecTV you can set it to search titles and descriptions of shows for certain keywords and it will alert you when something is coming up. I have mine set for skydiving and parachute. I had it set for sky but it kept bringing up crappy movies on the hallmark channel. Big Ed
  13. That gives new meaning to beating traffic. Big Ed
  14. Do you have booties on your jump suit? I've got them but I haven't quite got it worked out yet. Big Ed
  15. It's all about brand recognition and you'll probably remember that gnome for a while, like that damn Taco Bell dog and in my area there is a guy named Buddy who sells carpet and is annoying as hell. Big Ed
  16. Take it home to mom or take it to the laundromat and mix in with some little hotties stuff. Big Ed
  17. EdC

    Crash test results

    My first car was a 72 Chevelle SS. I would recommend a mid to late 80's or early 90's caprice or caprice wagon. Get something with a lot of metal. Also the fuel costs will keep him from traveling too far from home with it. Big Ed
  18. I often wondered why John Deere lawn tractors have head lights on them. Mine sucks, it doesn't have head lights but the new ones have cup holders. Cup holders on a lawn mower, that's just great. Big Ed
  19. I think that is a whole new thread if you want to explore DZ Lizards. Big Ed
  20. Happy anniversary, I don't know what the first anniversary for skydiving is, but I'm guessing BEER. Big Ed
  21. Welcome to the forums. As for weight loss, I lost about 100 lbs. doing the Atkins thing. The first two weeks suck on the Atkins diet, but you get used to it. There are books out there about the low carb diets, but you could always do the half diet, only eat half of what you normally would. Also, some exercise would help and most colleges have facilities that are free for students to use so you don't have to pay for a gym membership. Good luck and keep us updated on your progress. Big Ed
  22. Advice: Start saving your money now. Good luck. Big Ed
  23. Thanks for saying hi, welcome to the sport. Big Ed
  24. Welcome to the sport and enjoy the forums. There is some very useful information on here. I did my first jump with plans only to do one and now 56 jumps later, I think I'm hooked. Big Ed