EdC

You listen to Bob & Tom don't you? Big Ed

In OH, they give you a ticket and you get to keep your license, but they don't tell you how much it's going to cost. You have to call the court to find out what the fine is. If you get multiple tickets in a short period of time, the cost goes up not down. You would think you could get a bulk discount but Johnny Law does not see it that way. Big Ed

Making small spaces like elevators smell foul.

I made it bigger with paint but the quality sucks. I don't have Photoshop or any other quality editing software. Big Ed

Where's the picture? The pics on the link look great. All we have in Ohio is corn and soy beans. Big Ed

This is the one I use for my neptune. Also read this thread about my experience installing an IR adapter on to my old compaq pc. Good luck. Big Ed

I would be an almost bald, fat chick. I could wear those half shirts that some women just should not wear and I could get a mullet wig. On second thought, I don't want any thing sharp near willy and the boys. Big Ed

I got caught by the police buying beer when I was sixteen. There was a sting operation against the gas station where I bought the beer and I didn't notice the white van with tinted windows and a video camera inside across the street when I came out with a 12 of beast in my hands. Yeah that sucked. The worst part was telling my mom that I had been to the police station that night. The cops never called my folks but said they might so I had to tell them what happened. Big Ed

In 1972, Chevrolet only made 225 Chevelles, Monte Carlos and El Caminos with the 3 speed manual transmission. I know that because I have one sitting in my uncle’s barn. It was my first car and I still have it. I just don't have the time or the money to restore it. Big Ed

Kept pulling wrong handle. Big Ed

Clicky Here is the owners manual. Enjoy. Big Ed

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That reminds me of a joke and the punch line goes something like "No, you put the potato in the front." Big Ed

I found this for you. Little Bunny Foo Foo Little Bunny Foo Foo, Hopping through the forest Scooping up the field mice And boppin' 'em on the head Down came the good fairy and she said "Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don't want to see you Scooping up the field mice And boppin' 'em on the head. I'll give you three chances, And if you don't behave I'll turn you into a goon!" The next day: Little Bunny Foo Foo, Hopping through the forest Scooping up the field mice And boppin' 'em on the head Down came the good fairy and she said "Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don't want to see you Scooping up the field mice And boppin' 'em on the head. I'll give you two more chances, And if you don't behave I'll turn you into a goon!" The next day: Little Bunny Foo Foo, Hopping through the forest Scooping up the field mice And boppin' 'em on the head Down came the good fairy and she said "Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don't want to see you Scooping up the field mice And boppin' 'em on the head. I'll give you one more chance, And if you don't behave I'll turn you into a goon!" The next day: Little Bunny Foo Foo, Hopping through the forest Scooping up the field mice And boppin' 'em on the head Down came the good fairy and she said "Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don't want to see you Scooping up the field mice And boppin' 'em on the head. I gave you three chances And you didn't behave Now you're a goon! POOF!!" The moral of the story is: HARE TODAY, GOON TOMORROW Big Ed

You're hair stinks. pour some sprite on it. Big Ed

ZZ Top Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers. Big Ed

You might check the competition and see what they are charging. Terra Server Big Ed

Have you checked the dropzone database Here? Big Ed

Something in neon yellow and neon green with magenta grippers would be really sweet.

That also happened to a friend of mine who was trying to sell a car on-line. He submitted the listing and some guy from Qatar made an offer 5k over the price and said he would wire the funds and arrange for shipping the car over seas if we could just wire the 5k back to him. He said it was some customs thing with the value being over a certain amount, blah blah blah. Yeah it was bogus, but you have to be careful. Big Ed

At a little truck stop on the north side of the Columbus, Ohio outer belt I found this little tid bit: What is the first sign of AIDS? A severe pounding sensation in your ass. I laughed for a couple days after reading that one. Big Ed

I saw one this morning "R VOLVO" on an OH tag. In Ohio, they charge extra $ for those tags. Big Ed

I pay $1,400 per year for two cars, no kids in OH. Big Ed

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said "It's only kinky the first time." Big Ed

Are you sure it was a razor? Big Ed