EdC

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  1. I got my jump suit pictured in my avatar from flite suit and it works great. It's the big boy suit they build and it is basically a Flite Suit with cordura booties and knees, competition grips (thicker...more drag) on the arms and legs, inside leg grips, two layer enhanced forearm, swoop cord system and ZP wing inserts sewn into the chest panel of the suit. It wasn't cheap but it works. Ed Big Ed
  2. Maybe you hold a personal massager next to the keyboard. That may also account for the repeated keystrokes Big Ed
  3. I had a 9 am inspection because a tenant wasn't home yesterday. The owner met me at the house with keys and we went in to make sure we didn't have to call the coroner or anything like that. Luckily, the unit was empty and I was done in 5 minutes. The only thing that sucked was it is my day off and the house I had to inspect was a 45 minute drive away. Big Ed
  4. Old name: Ed Clark New name: Cream Filled da Thug I think I'll stick with Big Ed. Big Ed
  5. I never really liked the lime flavor. The cherry flavor is my favorite. Big Ed
  6. Looks like a penis, only smaller. Big Ed
  7. Stuck at work, although the boss is gone so I'm leaving early. Big Ed
  8. That was very funny. Thanks. Big Ed
  9. There was a girl in Ohio who had BL 04 SX. She couldn't figure out why people kept honking at her. Big Ed
  10. The snow on the ground here started to melt and then it froze again. Now there is a lot of ice around here. Ohio sucks in the winter. Big Ed
  11. EdC

    Jobs

    There's an indoor pool and a keg fridge about 20 feet from my desk. My boss took off to go skiing this weekend but not before I put a " I love my penis" magnet on the back of his car. I hope state troopers have a sense of humor. Big Ed
  12. EdC

    Crazy! SFW

    Was it the woman with three boobs ? Big Ed
  13. I think they would start to line up after a few beers, although, the bush will still be furry. Big Ed
  14. Congrats, when are you buying a Cadillac and giving up your Sundays to do open houses? Big Ed
  15. That was very funny. Big Ed
  16. EdC

    Body Art

    I was seriously considering getting hair tattooed on my head to cover the bald spots. Big Ed
  17. EdC

    hate winter?

    I went ice skating yesterday in my driveway without ice skates. It's fun to watch the dogs try to run on the ice. Big Ed
  18. EdC

    hate winter?

    That was funny. Here is a little glimpse into the future for SW Ohio. National Weather Service Forecast Big Ed
  19. I thought the answer to the question was penicillin. I know it’s an old joke, but it still makes me chuckle. Big Ed
  20. EdC

    Pet hates!

    Old people driving Buicks in the fast lane. People who still use checks at the grocery store. People who charge $2 in gas. The asshole at McDonalds who put mustard on my burger after I clearly stated catsup only. Telemarketers The kid at the drive thru who shakes up my beer in the cooler before bringing it out. Big Ed
  21. They are small and furry. I don’t care if they are rats, hamsters, mice or gerbils. They are rodents one in the same. Big Ed
  22. EdC

    Plastic Jesus

    He would have that bumper sticker that says "Dad is my co-pilot" Big Ed