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    Sooo yeeaaahhh...I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday.
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    Took the 2nd question off to appease normiss.
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    If it's a big one or multiple then hell yes.
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    I work with 2 other skydivers in the office (scary thought I know, 3 skydivers from the Farm working in the same office). The one guy didn't come in yesterday so I stole his red Swingline stapler. I'm waiting for the fun to start when he gets here and notices that it's missing.
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    What info did you input - the site erased it form me. Input Miguel's name... it pulls up the entire record. g I did that - I don't know if I want him to fry though. I don't know what would be worse for him. 1) Being sentenced to death row and costing all of us money - or 2) sending him to a place where he could join a gang and live a life, albeit a small one, but still, something that he denied our friend. I wish it was a clearer decision. One person who shall remain nameless said, "I hope he get's fucked in jail by a fat English guy."
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    Shit, I just sold my last one. That's OK. You can find them pretty cheap at Spencer's right around Halloween.
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    Just got a text from Brandy....guilty of 1st degree!
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    In some cases it's 2 key words....trust fund. Not sure if that's the case with Jeb, but some people are just lucky bastards.
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    [cabinet has been debating putting water on the plants instead of Brawndo] Pvt. Joe Bowers: What *are* these electrolytes? Do you even know? Secretary of State: They're... what they use to make Brawndo! Pvt. Joe Bowers: But *why* do they use them to make Brawndo? Secretary of Defense: [raises hand after a pause] Because Brawndo's got electrolytes. "Electrolytes...it's what plants crave."
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    I only had the pleasure of meeting the fat bastard once but that's all it took.
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    This just in...the Dirty Pirate Hookers will be there doing initiations. To join you just make a jump in a corset with another DPH then do a jello shot out of the cleavage of a DPH. So bring your corsets!
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    Happy Happy Birthday!!!
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    she may just as well be fun but all the cool kids have crackberries.... Cyndi, I can send you some of our nut job patients to entertain you... Thanks but I'm good. I'm perfectly content just sitting here for the next 10 minutes doing NOTHING.
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    First annonymous submission:
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    gchat might be our best bet.
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    I'm with ya on that one!
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    I love the thread ideas I get via PM. Oddly enough this one did NOT come from Deedy. So let's hear your stories of woe. And if you're too shy or embarrased to fess up to it just send it to me in a PM and I'll post it annonymously for you.
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    True...but I really like my droid.
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    So I'm about 2 days ahead in my daily work requirements. The one girl who shares my work says that if I do anymore after what I'm working on now she's going to smack me because then we won't have ANY work to do on Monday. On the bright side I get to leave at about 11:15 today. But that still leaves 2 hours for me to do nothing. Help entertain me. PS - I know yesterday I was posting about hardly being able to stay awake. It's amazing how even after having half a day of barely being productive I'm still 2 days ahead of schedule.
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    Anyone else think when they saw this title, "What did Bolas do now?"
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    Fine. I'm going with getting up and moving around then. I often do lunges, sit-ups, wall push-ups and squats at work. Sometimes I even do it when I'm wearing a skirt, but I make sure I'm alone in the office at those times. I just walked around the building a little help wake me up. Now it's time to get up and get another cup of coffee.
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    I actually just started that about 10 minutes ago. It's helping. Kinda hard to fall asleep when Rob Zombie is blasting in your ears.
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    Nice try.