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Well I don't think I'll be getting a good enough job where they'd be willing to pay for me to fly down or help with moving expenses. What I'm hoping to do is get a tech job at a hospital and then next fall go back to school for nursing. My sister-in-law who is a nurse down there said that it's the perfect plan. Like I said, I already got a couple call backs from hospitals but as soon as I said that I'm still currently living in Pennsylvania (which they should have figured out by the address I put on my application) they said nevermind.

So I'm not going to actually move to Florida until late April/early May. My sister-in-law has told me that it's not too early to start looking for a job down there but I've already lost a couple of people interested in an interview because I'm not moving for a while yet. But, I don't want to wait until the last minute and not have anything lined up when I get down there. Also, I figure I kinda need to have a job and know how much I'm going to be getting paid so I know what kind of apartment I'll be able to afford. This is my first big move on my own. Prior to this I've only moved 5 miles at most (with the exception of moving to college). I really am getting very confused trying to figure this all out. Any and all help/suggestions would be really appreciated.

This thread reminds me of this woman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3c2UVwEJJg

Last set of reasons...plus a few warnings if you have some little boys of your own. 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller b lades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 4 2 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'u h oh', it's already too late. 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. 10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. 11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. 12.) Super glue is forever. 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. 14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. 20.) The fire department inAustin! , TX has a 5-minute response time. 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. 25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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What will they think of next?

I'm with you in that I don't want to grow so old that someone else has to wipe my butt. Maybe it's being around nursing homes so much because of my job. But I absolutely would not want to live in one of those. If I ever get to the point where my family is contemplating putting me in a nursing home I'll shoot myself first.

Am I the first person to catch this? Billy did you say you never listen? How did we all miss that?

I was just about to post a link to that. I think I'll apply. What's the worst they could do...say no?

Ooops. my boo boo...thanks for fixiing it

That was incredible. My ass was puckering just watching it.

http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=56239564179&h=UZyDM&u=4xGuj And for those people who live under a rock and never saw the first one....http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=56239564179&h=UZyDM&u=4xGuj

My predictions are that it is going to go up some just because it's winter. I'm doubting it's going to reach the highs it was at this summer. Or at least I'm hoping it doesn't go that high again.

I can pull at 1000 feet. I can turn at 200 feet.

I've only watched 2 episodes of AI in my lifetime and those were audition shows. I am proud to say that I don't watch AI.

dissapointment

This thread is one of the main reasons I keep comming back to dz.com.

Got 2 feet of snow in the last 24 hours. Got my car stuck once today and I have a feeling that where I'm parked is going to cause issues when it comes to trying to go to work in the morning.

Did someone say BADGER

Damn! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiQ0NlxWFl0

it's called ramen noodles

You're not the only one wondering that.

Even if that is the case why go through the trouble to taking the carcas to the school and dumping it in front of a building? That's what makes this odd and sickening to me.

What about those of us who haven't posted a pic yet? I'm not gonna try and use the same 1 cheesy line on all the women. For that I'd need at least 3 or 4. Super secret security cam of Bolas using his favorite line.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kgYoBwodhM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kgYoBwodhM