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  1. right on bruh!!!! edited to add: and packing license?????? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  2. nice property bud, looks like it will be nice and quiet if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  3. I met dale when I started jumping last year at gold coast. he was a very friendly, and very charismatic guy. always good for a few laughs with his stories, and helpful towards me,and other new skydivers with packing issues and skydiving advice in general. he was one of the personalities that make gold coast such an awesome place. he was a great person and will be missed. sometime around december of last year me and kevin k. were driving to the store from the DZ. we were talkin about the jumps that day and what not, when I look up I see a canopy over the tree line. I tell kev oh shit, somebody just went down in the trees. he tells me I got parachutes in my brain or what, its pretty dark out. then he says must be someone with a bad spot from last load. not possible I tell kev, I was on last load and I'm here in the truck, one hell of a delay huh. so we pull over and I run off into the woods while he calls the DZ. after a brief run through the woods in the darkness I stop to let my eyes adjust for a second and think. I start scanning the tree tops and yelling out, I happen to notice some intermitent red lights going vertical into the night sky. right then it dawns on me..................DALE b.a.s.e. jump well I make it back to the truck and tell kev the revalation, he says oh yeah. later that night at the DZ when I see dale, he tells me, you saw a parachute or something. after I laugh for a second I tell him I saw your crazy ass. he says how the hell I couldnt have been more than a couple hundred feet. then he smiles with a silly look on his face and says how did it look, did it look cool.........too funny I called him the incredible nightcrawler since that night everytime I saw him. R.I.P ,eternal blue skies, and fly free nightcrawler you will be missed bro. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  4. I make the best sammiches, i not only open the beer, i run and fetch it from the fridge right before you finish the one you have. I enjoy giving blowjobs and i'm a rigger so you get free pack jobs and reserve repacks. fuking A thats a keeper if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  5. I was 3 in 87 I was higher than giraffe pussy in 87, listening to some loud assed guitars through amps that were frying. was 15 if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  6. all dicks get in the rear if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  7. Navy diver....stand UP!! navy diver would abort in no visibilty conditions if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  8. dude thats harsh if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  9. i'm on this planet and running amuck, I think
  10. we will now begin boarding the slut........... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  11. sweet, everybody please board the ho if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  12. too funny!!!MFAO if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  13. Are you calling me fat? No. Why? Do you want me to? thats sum kinky shit right there if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  14. right on when you coming to make some jumps at gold coast? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  15. I've been there a few times... Always involved beer and fuzzy/blurry memories Oh yeah, especially at Emerald Coast! the plan so far is emerald coast this weekend, hope it doesnt get fuked up, wanna make a beach jump if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  16. teabagged in freefall if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  17. yeah 1" webbing oughta do if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  18. only the ones with boobies yep those ones, every day and 2wice on sunday. and all day on good friday if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  19. What about the tuna fish? Don't you care about the tuna fish??? >>> Fuck them! THEY TASTE GOOD!!! before you know it you'll be eating tree huggers if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  20. oh shit!! lmfao if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  21. fuckin A right!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  22. here is a better suit budbawaaaHHaaa!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  23. I've stood up every landing so far... it'd be a shame to bust my ass on the one time i get nekkid too funny, go for it bro!!! You mean intentionally bust my ass or just fall nekkid? either way bro it should be good for some laughs, but I meant the later. good reply: hung like a tuna can, about 2" long but about 4" diameter............ aerodynamic shit if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  24. looks like a gay superhero suitlmfao my homie bill would fly it, he doesnt give a fuck what the fuck colors he has going on, always great for some laughs. WTF if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  25. I've stood up every landing so far... it'd be a shame to bust my ass on the one time i get nekkid too funny, go for it bro!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell