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what the fuck dude i didn't even know what to do on that one...nothing was happening just the ball would drop if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

holy shit!!! $100 for an extra 6k of altitude that's extremely ridiculous ... but if some dumbass is willin to pay that then... that's harsh if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

42 on my first go.. the windmill hole busted my ass i was like 7 over, shot 3 on #18 a lot of hole in ones I thought i was stylin till the windmill if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

hamsters and guinea pigs are for fags.. go get you a squirrel then post pictures... wear your termintor shades so mamma squirrel don't poke you in the eye..slap her clean out of the tree and get your pets.. if you're ascared then say youre ascared if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

nest snatching just seems kinda fucked up to me. but if you must have a pet squirrel then.. if you can't find you a good catahoula or other squirrel dog to go snatching with get you a distress whistle, there are several kinds for sale around its either a plastic tube(open ended on one end and a small hole on the other) or the ones that looks like a little flying saucer about the size of a quarter with a hole through the middle. these ones fit in your mouth so you can use it hands free you can make either fairly easy if you know whats up. the tube ones work the best. thats the ones I make. but either way i've seen them for sale i got some around I'll upload a picture. plfking is correct right around turkey season, spring, the fucking easter bunny whatever... there will be alot of newborn squirrels around. roll out in the jungle(quietly) with your distress whistle and find a nice chillin spot. preferably around a bunch of the oak trees. pick you a nice small sappling or a palmetto bush or some shit you can make a ruckus with. sit and chill for a few minutes, smoke a joint, whatever..then let loose on that distress whistle weeeee!!! weeeeee!!!! weeeeee!!! should sound like a high pitched shrill.. shake the fuck out of your sapling or palmetto make a ruckus... after 45 sec a minute just chill the momma squirrels are gonna come out of the fucking wood work highly pissed off and barking their asses off. well if they don't have alot of pressure from hunting and shooting where you are at then they will chill after a bit when they figure that nothing is going on. no eagles or big birds skull fucking another squirell nest whatever.. then just follow them back to their nest climb the tree and handle your business i must warn you though squirrels, especially momma squirrels are fucking crazy and they will put up a fight they won't think twice about bitting the shit out of you to defend their nest. if they are playing ring around the rosie with you (you see them and then you dont) then there is probably pressure on the game from hunting...in this scenario just go full camo then wait till they start moving then you start moving..get up on em bud... if you change your mind about the pet thing... they taste good with rice and squash/zuchini in a tomato based gravy.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

OMG! I laughed my ass off picturing little ghetto squirrels saying how they "tapped that ass" and saying "word" and shit like that. yeah huh...them squirrels are gangster LMAO!! these are the things i was taught as a kid growing up... i was taught about animals and hunting/shooting fishing... my knuckle headed kids just want to play x-box and computers and shit I drag them out with me every chance i get though..but they lose interest fast... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

im not sure if they mat more than once through out the year but we will only shoot males if we hunt them at all getting near december. the males have a wax gland in their sack area that produces a parafin like wax. when they impregnate the females they pack the poontang up with wax once theyre done so no other male can hit that shit. so the males around dec. mating time have very large ball sacks ... because they are trying to wax that ass so you can see squirrels next season.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

ssssup shari, long time... i came loose in a corner uptown in new orleans and drove through an entire restaurant in a dodge truck the airbags didnt come out until i hit the stove in the kitchen the hood assembly had already ripped the top of my truck off by then..but they did come out eventually.. I thought i was dreaming when the bags hit me those things are violent as all fucking hell. you are probably better off they didn't come out on you. a friend of mine was goofing off and hit one of those 3ft yellow pipes filled with concrete at a super slow speed in a parking lot and his airbags came out and broke his nose, a wrist, and cracked a few ribs without the airbags he would have just had a dented bumper again those things are violent as fuck, i'm glad you didn't find out..and i'm glad you're ok if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Found this in the 'other' thread...and I could help but to think this is the perfect example. "Some people can't help but be a douchbag when they're being honest or some people can't help but be honest when they are being a douchbag" Cheers pal ooooh yeah... that other thread ..riiight. i don't comprehend the whole douchebag is a douchebag thing though...but it sounds pretty cool might leave an asshole or two in suspense thinking about that one. right on then, cheers to you too bud if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

check out the "im leaving my wife and kids thread down the page bud.. theres already a scuffle going over who's gonna hit it if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

uuhhh...... where the fuck did this dead horse come from I wonder if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

not quite like chicken, but they're delicious no doubt!! and to donny osmond....you want to get them when they're practically newborn otherwise you will have a pretty unruly animal on your hands with sharp teeth and sharp claws. sometimes when theres a real windy storm you find the squirrel nest that have fallen out of the trees in the woods. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

sup fozz. you could make one with an excel spread sheet fairly easy. are you running office enterprise 07??? i'll make one up and send you the file if you are...gotta get my girl to make it look pretty though LOL i can adjust/plug in all the integers, get all the rows to add up, and all that jazz but i get retarded when it comes to shading out boxes and making it look cool so many tools on that program... what do you have so far what is that MS access one all about?? i gotta get one going too, my logs are all f.u.b.a.r. i got 200 and change all incomplete in my log book and about 30-50?? in my protrack that I haven't logged in my book my first year jumping I used to keep pretty good logs then, i just let it get away.. got a bunch of jumps that I didnt wear my protrack or log or anything.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

nice!! dude it looks like a delta fox i had the understanding that their range was closer to the Mississippi river as far north as maybe Tennessee Missouri area not so far east or west those ones are sometimes black too when they are born in a melanisic phase. they are among the biggest squirrels that we hunt down here. the biggest being the bachman foxes same color as yours except with a white face, and they get about the size of a cat. where did you capture that fucker?? is it male or female?? edited for spelling if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

the teacher that got wasted with the challenger?? if so, I don't know i was in like 9th grade when she got roasted. i was stoned as all hell with my bud JJ i remember some people were crying and fainting and shit. I just wanted a bag of cheetos and a cheeseburger. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

oh snap!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

you know lisa that stuff at the right times is pretty torturous to a man.. could make em curl their toes so hard they might break bones or something if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

LMAO!!! thats fucked up, but funny as all hell all the same too... BWAHAHHAAAA!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

nice!! America the beautiful innnndeeeed!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

fuck it bro, if it wasn't for the bad days then the good days would just be another day. get you some recees peanut butter cups instead theres no letters on the choco- lates if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

read some stephen hawking bro.. that shit will set your mind free if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

theres mermaids with big boobs in another universe.. it's all relative... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

well I have not had to yet, but I have withheld some information regarding barotraumatic injuries. sometimes you just gotta take one for the team in my line of work or the fucking pencil pushers will burn your whole unit. we are very close, and trust our lives to each other every day. there is no room for negligence or negligent people. we strive for perfection in a not so perfect world, and under less than optimum circumstances. but when shit goes south on us more than likely somebody is going to fold or get really fucked up. unfortunately we cannot defy the laws of physics in my business. we are expendable until somebody gets fucking trashed, then all of a sudden everybody cares. they don't really give a flying fuck though they just want to point fingers so they can start cutting people loose. if what I tell the hyperbaric doctor doesnt leave his office then i will come forth with every detail of how it went down. if they make the doctor make me sign a release to the company, then fuck em..you spend a fortune trying to find out why and you may never know i don't toss my boys in the fire. i will lie till i die first. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

a cha cha cha chia pussy then.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

fixed it for ya damn beat me to it!! LMAO if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell