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  1. BWAHAHHAAAA!!! what in the fuck kinda question is that.... BWAHAHHAA!!! uh.. yeah bro.. dog ass that motherfucker figure 8 style BUUWAHAHHA HAAAAAAA!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  2. there you go turtle pressure and surface tension is the key. we can get dry ice to liquify @ around -170ft of sea water here at work.. only problem is the gatorade/dasani bottles with a blind flange tied to them usually explode long before they descend to that depth. resulting in a very pissed off diver and usually several stupefied or dead/embolized fish.. we get the dry ice by the tons when they deliver our grocery box to the boat every week always fucking something up with it. bonging out the dive shack or the whole 2nd level sleeping quarters a 40gal trash can about half full of warm water and a couple of slabs of dry ice and its zero vis for a while if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  3. BWAHAHHAAAAAHAHHA!!!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  4. reading this thread it's pretty damn amazing how many of us remember that first kiss, the person and all the small details to go with. my memory associates the smell/taste of peaches to my first kiss repeatedly thats why i guess it stands out so vividly to me. either that or my brain just hangs on to the good times a whole lot longer..or maybe the heart does. either way good stuff for the soul pretty interesting thread cherish the good times......
  5. it's all of em...just open wide they'll fit if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  6. yeah lizard had mental issues..never was a jumper was full of shit stalker nut job mental patient.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  7. thats what i was thinking squeak.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  8. sounds like you got jacked bud. or gaffled, bamboozled, run amuck even.. if no foul play is suspected then i retract my statement except for gaffled..i like gaffled but i don't know why if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  9. 08 has been very good. my grandma died but besides that it has been one of my best years.. even the best ones can't be perfect i don't guess. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  10. LMAO dude you're a clown.. who are you anyway no name, empty profile, are you a jumper ?? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  11. HOLY SHIT!!!! That's my new favorite phrase!!! yeah it does have a certain sig line flavor to it LOL!!! we were picking up our sonar last night and one of the divers yelled out to one of the tenders "pull up on it hard you big pink cock cake" dude i almost fell overboard laughing.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  12. oh right on if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  13. LMFAO!! good one cheese..thanks bud yeah, if you like oil & gas just think of the fishboy when you flip a light switch, pump gas, or cook on your stove top, take a warm shower, a/c heating, etc... proudly bringing you fuckers energy from 20'000 leagues beneath the sea 10years + and counting thanks turtle.. man i know i'm setting myself up, but i gotta ask what is HBD Y S F if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  14. dude that music is so fucking gay. actually that whole video is gay if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  15. the girl was paige kleeber from california 5th grade. her friend toni dropped me a love note from paige saying she liked/loved me whatever...this was during homeroom we had most classes together, so we talked and traded notes most of the day ate lunch together. i can remember lucky star by madonna playing on the jukebox in the cafeteria. i walked her home after school. i usually rode my skateboard with all the other skaters but i actually walked with her holding her hand that day. we got to her house and sat and talked on her porch for a while then we kissed for a while it was nothing short of ..well awesome. she was wearing peach flavored lip gloss, to this day i still love peaches and everything about them or anything that has to do with peaches. i have a feeling that she knew what she was doing, i sure as hell didn't we went out for the rest of that year that summer and a little bit of the next school year i was really upset when we broke up and don't really remember why we did. think she wanted to have sex and i just wasn't ready for that yet. i was like 11 or some shit.. two years later i did anyway and fell in love with my childhood sweetheart that is still my love to this day... how the hell i remeber all of this i have no idea...young and in love with your girlfriend....fucking A ..man i love peaches
  16. Who would buy one of those? It's really a good deal. Especially when they throw in free video. I bought one back in '84. But I was stupid...I did not get the video. very well played andy sir if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  17. nice, right on if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  18. we wanna be free, free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man...yeaahhh!! and we wanna get loaded..YYYYEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  19. fucking communists... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  20. thank you ladies. i wish i could get sauced cindy, but i can't so i won't I'm out in the gulf of mexico right now diving, i will consume some beers when i get on the beach, no doubt if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  21. suck it up cupcake... put on yer big girl panties suzie creamcheese....and ride the fuck out if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  22. fuckin freak if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  23. thanks ya'll yeah the cake..LOL i knew something was up when i stepped into the galley and everybody was standing around with cameras. should of seen those guys take it down that big ole thing didn't last 10 minutes....it was pretty tasty they were quite satisfied BWAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!!!! got a nice welding shirt from the company man, that i'm probably gonna use to dive in so my wetsuit dont get all burned up LOL.. a spyderco H-1 with a black handle(very very nice knife) from my dive team. tons of e-mails booby pics and everything.. wooo hoooo !!!!! if only i could get some beers flown out here if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  24. on momma earth. they woke me up around 1100 i made a dive to -158ft to close a valve on a leaking sub-sea assembly. i relaxed on the bottom of the ocean with the fishes on the continental shelf in the gulf of mexico, and took it all in for a few moments before i came up and over to the surface... a beautiful day to be alive. nothing but love, life's been good. lot of good times. to all my friends, family and the ones that are no longer with, i stand here humbled on this beautiful fucking planet for my 35th birthday. much respect, love, and peace...blue skies and blue waters. check out the pink cock birthday cake the fellas got one of the cooks onboard to make for me....bunch of fuck sticks LMAO!! fucking coco-nut sprinkles for the ball hair if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  25. holy shit, newark..... RRUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN... newark is a shithole if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell