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Everything posted by porpoishead
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LOL!! I don't know man crazy shit has a funny way of escalating sometimes. you set out to have some fun, shit starts snowballing and before you know it you're the fucking taliban if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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thats what I was thinking.. is he just trespassing?? is he breaking and entering??? misdemeanor or felony?? I would guess the statute of limitations will not be the same for a misdemeanor as opposed to a felony. if he breaks in then shoots a guard in the face before he makes the jump, then i would think there is no statute of limitations. they will hunt him till the end of time. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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just google statute of limitations you should get something. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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yep what swervy said the fed-exers and all delivery services are working their asses off right now it's christmas time and their is an assload of e-shopping and stuff being shipped. they delivered a package to my house at 7:45 in the evening a couple days ago. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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LOL!! right on man I was just blasting on suunto watches because of another thread in general skydiving.. one of my bros has that suunto altimeter watch he says it works pretty good and it's fairly accurate most of the time. he still wears a wrist altimeter and has audibles in his helmet though, don't think he has much faith in the suunto. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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c'mon dude you mean you wouldn't trust your life to some silly ass SUUNTO computer watch... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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Is ours the only sport ...
porpoishead replied to ChangoLanzao's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
LOL!! yeah just more unbelievable ones ed. no shit there I was at 60ft..and my computer died, sharks everywhere.. BWAHAHHAAA!!!! you jumping tomorrow or what?? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell -
Is ours the only sport ...
porpoishead replied to ChangoLanzao's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
a subset of professional divers.....LMAO!! give it whatever name bro...I don't see any fagits with silly ass computers pressing down to bottom 1000ft on gas and burning steel or making a flange up. so we will just have to disagree there. but I'll venture and say were about as professional as they come, otherwise they wouldn't pay for a $100,000.00+ a day dive operation. and my point on the whole watch thing was that I can pick out a bunch of "professional"divers out of a crowd. they will almost certainly all have on big ass expensive dive watches. I can pick out scoobys out of a crowd too.. they are usually louder than us, got more unbelievable sea stories, got some fake ass watches on, and smell like pussy. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell -
So i have a date with a really hot chick tonight!
porpoishead replied to floridadiver81's topic in The Bonfire
the pump malfunction offshore ?? BWAHAHA!!! I gotta search through a million files let me see if i can find them...thats broke dick, noooo doubt. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell -
So i have a date with a really hot chick tonight!
porpoishead replied to floridadiver81's topic in The Bonfire
what one?? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell -
So i have a date with a really hot chick tonight!
porpoishead replied to floridadiver81's topic in The Bonfire
LMAO!! yeah I meant broke dick, like poor or cheapskate unable to buy a gift. a dick that doesnt get hard, well I suppose that would get you dumped anytime of the year and twice on christmas day. and yeah I know some guys like that. they dump their girl right before any present giving holiday to avoid having to get a present..pretty scandalous low down dirty game. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell -
So i have a date with a really hot chick tonight!
porpoishead replied to floridadiver81's topic in The Bonfire
LOL!! whats with all these girls dumping guys right before christmas the ladies don't want no broke dick fuckers when it's present time or what?? in the OP's case it sounds like he has a job though.. it's a conspiracy if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell -
Is ours the only sport ...
porpoishead replied to ChangoLanzao's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
The majority of people with "divers watches" are not divers. And it's pretty damn rare that you see someone using a Tag or Omega or Rolls in the water - why use a 1-10k watch that only tells duration when you can use a $500 Suunto that will compute nitrogen, oxygen, average depth, deco schedules, and your sperm count? I didnt mean scooby doo divers bro. hate to be the one to break it to you bud, but we don't use no gay ass sunnto computers to calculate our bottom time, our tables, figure our chamber schedule, in water stops. travel time, repets, RNT, depth, gas mixes, partial pressures none of that shit.. we do it with watches, clocks, gages, and knowledge. it's not rare at all to see a professional diver wearing a real watch on bottom, not some gay plastic or shiny fake ass shit that reads water resistant to 200m (660ft) and then folds at 350+ on any typical day with any of our dive teams of 14+ guys you will have over 20k in watches on deck and those boys don't take their watches off for shit... on a side note fuck tag heuers they look pretty but I have folded 2 of them just under 600ft down. I either wear one of my 2 submariners or one of my 3 subaqua noma III's cheapest one is over $2,000 the price sucks but they don't fold, and they take a beaten from hell. burning, welding, jetting, impacting..whatever you hit em with. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell -
What is the reasoning behind locking a thread vs deleting it?
porpoishead replied to HellRaiser's topic in The Bonfire
some people like skanky.. LOL!! i'm just saying. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell -
actually since water expands when frozen you would get bigger. Oh and Perry I think it best to PM your phone number to him instead of posting it for all the internet to see. but the friction would cause the hole in the snow woman to get bigger...pick your poison I guess i'm not perry bro, he's another guy on another job. my number is listed publicy, I have never seen the need to make my number private. people call, I answer. if I don't like the formality of the call then I either entertain it by telling the caller to go fuck his mother or I simply hang up. whats the worst that can happen?? a drunk dial?? somebody selling me shit?? somebody calling to tell me the prices of potatoes in idaho?? somebody calling to learn me a thing or two about a thing or two??? phone sex??? LOL!! I am not ascared.... the whole entire internet can see my ass and balls for all I care.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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hell yeah!!! stylin merry christmas if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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munching carpet for a nice christmas presents... I munch carpet and I still have to buy christmas presents.... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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chillin like a villain on penicillin.... how you livin?? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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Have your kid had the ear tube thing done and/or tonsillectomy?
porpoishead replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
right on billy, good to hear bud. when you see her she is still going to be trashed from the medication...don't let her sign any checks or make any important decisions for 24 hrs. LOL!! J/k i remeber my little girl was reaching up in the air trying to grab stuff that wasn't there, and talking crazy stuff ...and she kept wanting to get up and walk around. that wasn't happening oh well man it's all for the better mine doesnt even remember none of it.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell -
so what youre saying is, you stay in the ghetto. don't get angry remi, i'm just playing.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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who sold him that rig and that 120 stiletto?? sounds like whoever sold him a 120 stiletto when he was fresh out of AFF needs a kick in the ass too!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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this is worth repeating.. posted by gixxer5223 on May 28, 2007, 3:02 PM hey whats up guys, i just got finished with my AFF at sebastian in Florida and im ready to buy a rig. the question i have is what canopy size should i be looking for? Im 5"8' and 160 lbs. i was thinking a 150 but i found a really nice deal on a vector 3 that has a 135 canopy do u think this is to small to start with or no? thanks for your help. posted by gixxer5223 on Dec 11, 2008, 2:47 PM hey guys i recently had a bad swoop and bounced. i fractured my L-2 vertebre and broke a small bone above my tailbone.. the recovery time is said to be 6-8 weeks has anyone healed earlier??? im 22 and in great shape i cant wait 6-8weeks to jump again any suggestions or good exercises and stretches to do to aid in the recovery time? thanks guys. doesn't sound like it was a very nice deal does it??? why did he ask for advice if the rig was right for him, and then ignore the advice of many that told him it was too small??? this shit makes no fucking sense!!! think people!!! be safe out there, somebody loves you.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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it's the american dream bro..to do what you love to do and get paid for it.. all you can hope for is that it doesn't burn you out or kill you. everything comes with a price. I love my job too.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell