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no john, I do not guess that would go over well in the FAA control room.. had one of the tenders come tell me once that a diver punched him in the face kids mug was all swollen and mangled looking...I asked what happened, he said the guy went to sleep during his chamber ride so he beat on the side of the chamber with a hammer to wake him up... I was like yeah don't do that, they don't like you telling on them either I'll pretend we never had this conversation ok ....poor kid walked away and didn't say shit for the rest of the hitch... wtf did he expect for me to kiss his face and make it better...stupid hurts edit to add we had fresh sheets in the can and stacks of towels fresh bibs...kid turned out to be a helluva tender..so not for nothing you know if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

all of that stuff sounds pleasant and all but i mean, keep it simple you know smash her head face first into the thermostat leave her laying there unconscious to think about it for a while .. call engineering tell them there's a problem with the thermostat somebody tripped and fell into it or some shit if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

just skulldrag her after work in the parking lot deedy that ought to warm her up a bit if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

or...... just punch the co-worker in the fucking face...break the nose for extra points politely turn the thermostat back and tell em I fucking triple dog dare you to turn the motherfucker again.. problem solved..eat your tuna sammich

the guy in the pic does appear to be in an awkward position just prior to impact that's what caused me to question pilot input prior or during his encounter with the turbulence.... I understand there's only 2 things you can do when you're that low and you have a collapse, jack and shit....as someone else pointed out though the canopy appears to be in a left turn configuration and it's diving/out flying the pilot.....was trying to figure out if the guy got all panicky and cranked some toggles...that's why i asked if the OP actually saw it go down or was some pics from his dz as he stated and heard about the incident...I understand ideally you want full flight to ensure optimum pressure of your canopy through the turbulence but at some point you have to flare before you meet the ground which requires some sort of input, ultimately effecting the way your canopy recovers or.....doesn't if you have already impacted mom earth also understand how fast it can all go down as well, I learned the through the school of hard knocks how bad low turbulence can make your landing..matter of fact when it happened to me, you had just landed doing video and actually filmed me pounding in or just after... i was stupefied and my ears were ringing from the impact...first thing i remember hearing was you asking me how much i wanted for my gear and squeak.. whatever bro...you will not get a rise from the fish head if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

thanks for the heads up bro if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

thats why i was asking if he indeed witnessed or what.. i had a collapse when i first started out from a rookie mistake high winds, I brought it in too close downwind of the hanger, and pounded in in a similar fashion except i impacted on my back with the canopy behind me which made sense, not facing the ground with the canopy ahead... just weird scenario i guess doesn't make much sense. if the canopy collapses and loses its airspeed then there's a lot of surface are creating drag now slowing it down as the momentum takes your body forward passing up the fabric just flailing in the breeze...some slack in the lines something... i dunno maybe collapse is not the proper term is what I'm getting at...might be a turbulence related crash but it does not appear to be a collapsed canopy from the pics. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

BWAHAHAHAAA!!! you're a goober charity if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

yeah i read your post the first time.... from the pics though it looks like a steep dive i just dont understand how a collapsed canopy is gonna out fly you to the ground with you above it at full line stretch...........maybe I'm just stupid some more bold print might help me edit to add: looks pretty well pressurized in the pics too in the effort to not sound like too much of a smart ass. I am just trying to tell you that the pictures paint a different picture than what you are describing as a straight in approach with a canopy collapse....the pictures show a pressurized canopy out-flying a jumper to the ground and impacting slightly before the jumper. where you a direct eyewitness?? were you the one taking the pictures?? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

did he apply input with the toggles when he encountered the turbulence??? wouldn't a canopy collapse or a stall on landing lay you down on your back....from the pics it looks like the canopy is in a dive the whole time... it hit the ground before he did loss of lift with what forward speed you already have.. would put you ahead of the canopy am I missing something ??? edit to add: maybe a case of turning too hard into a strong wind than a collapse if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

seriously brutal pics... better to be on the ground and wishing you were up in the air, then the other way around.... hope he heals fast. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

very nice piece chris! and some people are heartless when it comes to animals no doubt... sounds like an awesome idea for your piece SR...i"ve been thinking about getting my beast done too ...he's never ripped me open too bad but he loves clamping down on my arms to show me how much of a bad ass he is. we play rough but he's one of the most loyal obedient animals I ever had, gonna be a sad day when that big knuckle head buys the farm...he will be 13yo this nov. getting skinny hes like 75-80# now a days but in his prime he was a solid 90...fucking monster....yet extremely docile if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

most restaurants only serve shrimp We serve anyone, big guy. Have a seat. no shit there i was, thought i was gonna die (laughing) mrB's one of the brennans restaurants downtown new orleans. old lady a table or so over is lappin up a bowl of gumbo, she gets the waiters attention (black guy) she asks him "excuse me sir do ya"ll serve crackers"....dude responds with a straight face and all "yes mam we serve everybody" if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

shoulda put a sock on the pickle if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

used to be a nice place...filthy dump more so, post katrina...will never be the same as it once was if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

oh don't worry she didn't spoil it, i remembered that, i just didn't remember it was broke who did it... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

who was it that pulled that shit and roasted their sack?? i almost died laughing when i saw that shit... and kasch i dunno bud they got some they sell in a spray can...the old school tool dip though, yeah you had to heat up...guess it would be like waxing your nuts.....not recommended either..some one here also tried that too clay i believe if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Gold Paint. Edit: Spray Paint.

what exactly are they going to do if you smoke in a hotel room??? kick your ass??? there's hotels all over bud...a lot of the fishing holes and water ways are back open and the big speckled trout are running... its hot as all hell down here right now though. 100degrees with 190% humidity and the mosquito's will carry you away if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

you want that with or with out the spray on tool grip??? certain women have perverted me last few years to the point where I have had to upload pics of my junk...so i guess I'm kinda over that hump now so whatever is owed will be paid in full (color) if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

what the hell, just use a coupon and buy some saran wrap... or a home depot gift card and buy some spray on tool grip comes in a few different colors and you can spray it on as thick or thin as you want.....coat the sack with it even you could get your brown chicken cows on for hours with a roll of 75ft saran wrap...$2 well spent if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

no doubt cajun boiled or cajun fried....good stuff if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

i see what you did there! but isnt that being frugal? Fugalness has its limitations with certain items. Such as beer, wine, and condoms. so i guess if you grab a handful of them for free from the local clinic, that's a serious red flag??? wtf they're free you wouldn't want them to expire then its a total waste if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

there is also fried peanuts kris..they sell them around here or you can just deep fry some in the shells yourself. even more awesome than eating them with the shell roasted. fried they have the consistency of like a peanut butter sugar wafer...well without the sugar of course boiled though, I prefer to shell them... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

oh no!!! absolutely not...allow me to clear this up I absolutely love seeing any boobies anywhere at anytime,the more the better i will never complain I was complaining in no way, i was telling deedy that she had already seen that pic before. but yes she should see it again too...im sending her a rock n sock em hulk to recreate the picture for us if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell