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  1. Jewels
    SWEET!! The bad girl of the harem . . . won't conform! (Except getting my toenails all purdy would be fun. I could conform for that part.) TPM Sister #102
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    Sweet! So we can have nekkid toe painting practice with Shell666! The nekkid part may look like this ... Shell should be in the harem, I think! And I don't know about that other stuff. I don't adapt well to being managed. TPM Sister #102
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    Should be interesting to see how this competes! Makes me want a new phone, although I don't have Verizon OR AT&T.
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    Can I be the queen of your harem? At least temporarily. Let's be fair. I don't mind if she gets to be queen, as long as I get one of those sweet little "I Dream of Jeannie" (sp) outfits to wear. TPM Sister #102
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    Yes. Eventually. *Sigh.* Jenn wins. I KNEW I shouldn't have mentioned the prenup! No, I didn't read his answer that way at all. I knew I hadn't won when he put Sunny's name on top of the list. You may have stipulated the prenup, but I said no harems. We can't put all of these conditions on the guys. Our names just slip farther down the list. Too bad; the tropical island thing was sounding much better than Iran, but I see what you mean. So, Turtle, if you went recruiting, which of the dz.commers would be on your list? TPM Sister #102
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    He'd have to move to Utah. Oh. I was hoping for some place a little more exotic. TPM Sister #102
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    Why doesn't he forget the divorcing part and put together a little harem? (After all, either way--it's not going to be cheap!) TPM Sister #102
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    Yes. Eventually. *Sigh.* Jenn wins. I KNEW I shouldn't have mentioned the prenup! Au Contraire... He plans on making you his future ex-wife prior to said affair. Poor turtle. He doesn't have very good decision-making skills, does he? TPM Sister #102
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    Yes. Eventually. *Sigh.* Jenn wins. I KNEW I shouldn't have mentioned the prenup! TPM Sister #102
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    I'm sure the comment about demonstrating your ability to do these other skills is correct. Assuming that those things will not be a problem for you, learning HD in the tunnel is a very good thing. You're able to find your balance in a controlled environment and to work on finding the right body position with someone right there correcting any problems you may have. It took me quite a bit of repetition before I got off the net on my own but you should be able to make some great progress in an hour. You may not have it down completely in that amount of time, but I think you'll be able to achieve enough that you would consider the time worth it. TPM Sister #102
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    New Daughter

    Jewels replied to Glipazide's topic in The Bonfire

    She's precious! Her name already seems to suit her. TPM Sister #102
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    Happy Birthday!!! Don't work too hard--just have a great day.
  13. Jewels
    For you, a prenup. I should add that I don't expect traditional alimony. I just want you to support my tunnel habit and a few other little necessities. . . . TPM Sister #102
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    Headed to Denver

    Jewels replied to ntrprnr's topic in The Bonfire

    Ahhhhhhhhh(cough cough) BALONEY (cough cough) Sneeze D'oh! Well, in any event, Peter, we'd love to meet you and I DO know people other than Sartre who will come . . . whether she makes it or not! TPM Sister #102
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    And I'm sure the only thing worse than getting divorced would be getting divorced from a lawyer. Nothing personal . . . . TPM Sister #102
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    Are you saying I can't sample before buying? I thought you went straight to the "buying" phase of all this, anyway! What, are you trying to do a lease-to-own sorta thing? TPM Sister #102
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    ROFL! I just am not even going to start speculating as to what that means. TPM Sister #102
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    Ummm, put me down as a maybe. But I don't cook and there is a lot of shopping involved . . . and tunnel time. LOTS of tunnel time. TPM Sister #102
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    What?! Turn down a gimme like that one??? TPM Sister #102
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    It's not just the fun I'm going to have with it - its the benefit to the region I'm so excited about. I'm going to get the kids and teachers excited about science if I have to hold them down and beat them... Oh, yeah, SUUUREE, it's all about the region. You know you're having late night fantasies about this already. Plus now we have the research infrastructure to compete with Boston, Cambridge and Silicon valley
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    I could be that woman. I'm pretty sure I could make you hate me. TPM Sister #102
  22. Jewels
    Lawyers are notoriously bad rioters. I, for one, am terrible at it. TPM Sister #102
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    Headed to Denver

    Jewels replied to ntrprnr's topic in The Bonfire

    Wait--I got a new booty? When and where did I miss that??? And yes, I will SHARE my tunnel. I mean, our tunnel. For a price. If they can fly with me at my windspeeds, I mean. Well, okay, they can watch from the bench--but I will make exceptions for some people. . . . Edited to add: Mary doesn't work there, but she's around. We see her from time to time! TPM Sister #102
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    Wow--congratulations! That's an amazing accomplishment. You're going to have SO much fun with your new toy! TPM Sister #102
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    Headed to Denver

    Jewels replied to ntrprnr's topic in The Bonfire

    LOL--I'm very sorry about the diet Coke. At least you could've had one with lots of sugar and lots of calories! Edited to add: You could always come to Denver. We'd share our tunnel with you, too! TPM Sister #102