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    Here's to you Mr. 30 jump wonder. When people are giving you sh*t about your last 360 toggle turn at 500 feet, you have the balls to ask, "Should I have used my risers instead?" **here's to hookin it in** All the women with 500 jumps just swoon when you inform them at the bonfire that, "YES I am skydiver, AND I have 30 jumps " **watch their knees buckle!!** There isn't a lake in the world that could hold all of your testosterone flowing through your body. When senior jumpers tell you about your future accident, you just blow it off because YOU graduated grade school and YOU don't have to take SH*T from anybody. **I'm a natural at this**
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    Foggy

    divnswoop replied to simoncathrine's topic in The Bonfire

    Here's a token bump for ya Foggy....!!!
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    Ohh Ohh I know I know pick me!!! Ok.....Julia the answer is???
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    Who was the first person passed out at Tara's party?........
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    Uh....our losses are to the current #2 and #4 teams in the country...
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    Sadly, I won't be on the front page of the Columbus Dispatch again this year after the OSU victory. BUT I will be watching it from down south here! O.........H.........
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    JEFF???!!! What about the other pics you MISSED!! Your camera radar was on low that one night!
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    I should be able to keep up.......
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    Hey..you girls actually made it to work this morning!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TARA!!!!!!! Let's see.....26 spankings....I need to choose my weapon....err method of paddling wisely. ( or am I allowed to mix it up a little?) Hope you have a wonderful day! love ya, shawn b w c9t h p s.b etc
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    UH OH....web cam bad....
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    LMAO! Why can I hear Bob say that in my head as I read it?
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    Hog Flop 2005

    divnswoop replied to sid's topic in The Bonfire

    Likely excuse.....
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    Hog Flop 2005

    divnswoop replied to sid's topic in The Bonfire

    Yeah....definitely a great time. Art and everybody else did an awesome job. The only issue with it was how the Hog Flop was marred with controversy. Teams were suspected of cheating, pre-flop practice, illegal flopping, blood doping and judge bribing....... ------------------------------------------- Big D*cks and the Extenders 2005 Hop Flop Champions
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    Did that last Tuesday....came back Monday......going to do it again tomorrow!!!! Just 1 more trip back here till x-mas
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    "I HATE YOU!"
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    What is there to do in Ohio on one of our weathered out days............? ......not much! .....lots of bad weather here too!!
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    Well,.....the bad news is I won't be waking up at 3AM tomorrow to drive 15 hours to Palatka. The good news is I'll be getting up at 7 for the 5 hour flight to Palatka!!! ....see you at lunch-time!
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    The only thing worse than sitting here posting......is sitting here reading what everybody else is posting. If we have too much time on our hands.....then you need to go away and find something else to do. If it is "THAT" boring why are you posting here? G.F.Y.!!!
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    Noticed she didn't say," I'm trying to get all my work done so I can leave the rest of the week." ...but... If I can just get through today..... ..maybe there will be more jager at your house waiting on ya....
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    Started Monday night and carried through last night.......building tolerance.... Things that are EASY to say when your drunk.....and the whole state of WV is spinning... "I haaate yoooouu"
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    You showed up just at the right time Kelly! All of us here in Ohio are just about to loose it! I've made 2 jumps this month!......and one was a tandem in the ice from 7500! Better keep a deep supply of wine/liquor/ whatever you drink! The worst is yet to come.
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    Just realized I wasn't on it!
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    Her looks or her personality? I always thought she would be one of those people you had no ideal what would come out of her mouth next.... Those people keep life entertaining! Kel....you can come sit in the rain up here in Akron.....I'm leaving for ATL tuesday if you want to hide in my luggage.
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    First Sat night in Ohio huh??......
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    I thought we caused it!!!!!