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Best Way To Get $$$ To Jump
MotherGoose replied to iluvtofly's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Well now you just shit on everyone's parade !! You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed. -
showoff .... edited to add ... learn from this kids . . . no one wants to be this guy ... (generic colored jumpsuits that is . . . grovelling girls is another thing ...) You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed.
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California ??? How the hell do you jump in that heat ?? Not to mention how the hell do you pack in that heat ??? I can't stand Canadian summers for packing chutes, I couldn't even imagine California or ARIZONA!! I can't say anything bad about Canada for jumping. The seasons leave a bit to be desired but its not all that bad to get a winter break because it gives me that time to reconnect with the family and Whuffo friends that I don't get to see for 10 months of the year. It also lets you "miss" skydiving and keeps you wanting. As for your jumpsuit . . . thats actually quite SHNAZZY. I wouldn't put it in the same category as some of the doozies in this thread. Its not all black though, so at least you still get to stand out. You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed.
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Best Way To Get $$$ To Jump
MotherGoose replied to iluvtofly's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
No one can rival the superior robotic-like acitng abilities of Keanu Reeves !! And do you really think Matthew Broderick could make FBI feild exams in the rain look half as good as Keanu?? I think not !! I'm surprised a greeny hasn't spanked us yet for the hijack !!! I wonder how far we can take this? apologies to ILuvToFly. Best way to make money to Jump could very well be starting an acting career with no talent. You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed. -
Best Way To Get $$$ To Jump
MotherGoose replied to iluvtofly's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
You know nothing. In fact, you know less than nothing. If you knew that you knew nothing, then that would be something, but you don't!! Think we can petition for a sequel?? The long-awaited return of Johnny Utah !! Id pay to see that in a heartbeat. More 5 minute freefalls from 4500 feet !!! I just cant get enough!!!! You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed. -
Come on, do you really need to ask such a question?? Every American knows that the moment you cross the border, there is a frozen and vast tundra. We live up here in igloos and ride dogsleds to work every morning. Hell we take baths in ice pools on frozen lakes!! You think we can't handle a little winter skydiving ?? Ok, seriously now.... I must admit, winter jumping up here is only for the hardcore. I did a jump last February from 10,5 and it was -15F on the ground (-26C). Our plane thermometers werent functioning but you can imagine how cold it was in freefall. Even with good goggles on with a balaclava, my eyes were watering in freefall under properly sealed goggles. My hands were so cold I couldn't pack for an hour after landing.... It was freaking AMAZING!!!! I love it .... its a different experience, grant you, but a fun one nonetheless. You should come up this year, at least for a hop and pop, those are a piece of cake !! You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed.
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Best Way To Get $$$ To Jump
MotherGoose replied to iluvtofly's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Well you're absolutley right there, they arent big fans of the "open concept" living conditions. The privacy and coziness of a nice weathered old trailer is all they need. You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed. -
Best Way To Get $$$ To Jump
MotherGoose replied to iluvtofly's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino, I should have had you get me three of these "Let me tell you something, Harp. I was in this bureau while you were still popping zits on your funny face and jacking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog. But there's something I've learned in all my years..........Respect for my elders !! " You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed. -
Can I get an "AMEN" !!?? Strato... whats going on here ? Is this really what skydiving in the US has come to? I am from outside the country and looking to take a skydiving vacation one day . . . is this what I can expect from some DZ's and jumpers in the USA?? Like I have said before more is needed badly ... American beer is too light, I'm sending some cases of Canadian beer, please distribute them to the most needy. PS ... I've been accused of DLP, its not cool. Opinions about pull altitudes should be left to a whisper. We are all adults here, we take our lives into our own hands every time we suit up. Sometimes we push the limits and sometimes we make mistakes. Why are we trying to pretend that 1000 feet is like the difference between life and death? Last time I checked, none of us had any business being up in the air . . . its for the birds Smile people . . . and hug or some shit . You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed.
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Looking for opinions-everyones got one.. whats the best!
MotherGoose replied to enflyt's topic in Gear and Rigging
HAVE TO HAVE : container,main,reserve,AAD AVOID : posting on here for an opinion if you're tired of getting "A MILLION" different opinions. Go cheap and used, you'll be upgrading in no time. You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed. -
By the way Chris .... Thats not bad at all ... I think you should wear it with pride, otherwise post the damn thing on Classified's and I'll freakin buy it !!! You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed.
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I don't mean to seem forward here ...but ...jumpchikk .... WILL YOU MARRY ME ?? You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed.
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Best Way To Get $$$ To Jump
MotherGoose replied to iluvtofly's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I hear yah . . . I lived at the DZ part time this year . . . I think I'm gonna move into my trailer permanently soon. At least its paid for. Kinda hard to pick up chicks with a 1973 Voyager mobile condominium!! Chicks can be really shallow like that ... You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed. -
Thats the damn spirit!! Loud and Proud !! I'd love to see a pic of that rig though !!! You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed.
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Best Way To Get $$$ To Jump
MotherGoose replied to iluvtofly's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
-- Special agent Utah! This is not some job, flipping burgers at the local drive-in! Yes! - your surf board bothers me! Yes! - your approach to this whole damn case bothers me! And yes! - YOU BOTHER ME! And Pappas! Oh, for the love of Christ. How the hell did I even let you talk me into this whole bone-headed idea to begin with. -- Harp! We are working under-cover. It takes time. We've produced a few... -- NO! No no no no no no NO! Let me tell you what you've produced... Over the last two weeks, you two have produced exactly squat! SQUAT! During which time the ex-presidents have robbed two more banks. Now for Christ's sake, does either one of you have anything even remotely interesting to tell me? -- I caught my first tube today... Sir. Yes ...... we are geeks !!! and this is a helluva way to hijack a thread !! You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed. -
Best Way To Get $$$ To Jump
MotherGoose replied to iluvtofly's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Dont forget selling blood and other "fluids", vital organs and "unwanted body parts", as well as prostitution. While your at it . . . sell your home and live at the dz, your life will be perfect .... promise! Oops forgot the [sarcasm][/sarcasm] tags ... You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed. -
whats wrong with being a bit eccentric?? When did skydiving become a fashion show ?? At least you'll be able to spot yourself in a big-way photo pretty easily amongst all the generic black jumpsuits. I think it brings another level of fun into the sport . . . go with it !! You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed.
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Not a jab here but ..... this is lazy shopping. The right rig won't find you, you have to find it . There are tons of 150/170 rigs on the classified's right now. You just have to put forth some effort. Its time-consuming but very rewarding once that rig is in your hands. You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed.
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Best Way To Get $$$ To Jump
MotherGoose replied to iluvtofly's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
You're a real blue flame special, aren't you, son? Young, dumb and full of come, I know. What I don't know is how you got assigned here. Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh? You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed. -
But why the big cloak and dagger conspiracy treatment involving manifest?? These "experienced regulars" should have done the responsible thing and approached jraf to tell him that their dz operates a little differently, perhaps he can adhere to their rules. Insead they whisper behind his back and involve manifest?? This is not a very good tight-knit skydiving community mentality. This could all have been avoided if people just talked more, whats the big deal? Doesn't space center advertise regular 18000 king air trips ?? I guess your still only getting a 14000 foot jump? Also, manifest is a hard job no doubt, my DZ can't even keep a manifestor for a whole season, and yes it is a service provider-to-customer relationship technically, but this is still skydiving people, we shouldn't compare this sport to other businesses. We should respect each other in the skydiving community, there aren't that many of us around, its not hard to keep a family mentality, even at other DZ's. LESS ARGUING....MORE BEER !! PS. -- chill-pills are attached to this post if you need one You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed.
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Maybe this will help .... CLICKY You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed.
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Another ocontainer company belly-up??
MotherGoose replied to MotherGoose's topic in Gear and Rigging
Gentlemen, lets be honest, after 150 jumps, I have no skill. Basically I've just been lucky to have not been hurt yet. I understand what you two are saying, and it makes perfect sense for the most part, but I enjoy challenging myself and I do intend to become the best canopy pilot I can be. Thats going to involve some risk and IMO flying a Spectre or Sabre 150 is relatively conservative risk taking. I have spoken with senior jumpers on my DZ and I have chosen a 150 to be the canopy that I will spend the longest time on before moving down again, if ever. Safety first!! You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed. -
So what do you think???
MotherGoose replied to MakeItHappen's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Well then maybe the answer to this "conundrum" is simpler than we think. We are all repsonsible for the drop in renewals or upgrades after A license. The whole skydiving community should nurture the lower jumpers well into the next phases. If you train jumpers and guide them along until they get their A and then leave them out to dry after that, OF COURSE the sport will suck to them. Anyone interested in boosting the sport of skydiving should be more actively involved in participation and mentoring of new jumpers past their 100th jump. Thats just my opinion of course. You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed. -
So what do you think???
MotherGoose replied to MakeItHappen's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Wow....I never imagined there would be that many people who jump from a plane 100 times and realize that the sport is not for them. Im not sure I buy that argument at all. I fully agree with not upgrading your license if you have no interest in the privelages of that license, but to claim that there are many jumpers who lose their need for the sky at around 100 jumps is arguable. This sport just keeps you wanting, if you are getting bored, you must be jumping solo a lot. I just did my first 10 way (I know -) and it was awesome. I also did my first CRW dock and I landed it docked (I know -), and it was amazing. Now I want to do a 20 way and a CRW downplane!! The possibilities are endless, just go out and find them. Not trying to bash here, I just don't think your statement was correct in explaining the drop in renewals. You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed. -
So what do you think???
MotherGoose replied to MakeItHappen's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Thats waht I meant by dwindle ... the drop in numbers from A to the others. I agree the sport has been growing @ a very steady pace since its inception. You think you understand the situation, but what you don't understand, is that the situation just changed.