wlie

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  1. wlie

    monday funny

    That's the work week clock. For weekend jumping, you just substitute everything with JUMP and BEER. Anyway... I'z best be getting ready for my beauty nap now. My other ride is the relative wind.
  2. My favorite whuffo is my wife. 1 tandem, don't intend on doing it anymore. But she packs for me. One more thing... It opens soft, and on-heading.
  3. I see that you are CEO material. Let me know when you IPO. I'll need the cash to buy a brand new full options Infinity, w/ a Sabre2 170, and Dash-M 181, and Cypres.
  4. Because I'm afraid of heights My other ride is the relative wind.
  5. I pity the poor sob who's gonna have to do some cleanup. Gross! My other ride is the relative wind.
  6. Famous quotes by Linus Torvalds. Though I remember something about programmers, backups, and replication. But I could find it. My other ride is the relative wind.
  7. Let's not forget all the porn too. My other ride is the relative wind.
  8. http://famulus.msnbc.com/FamulusIntl/reuters11-14-033954.asp?reg=PACRIM Interesting read.
  9. Drinker's chicken soup = Essense of Chicken Yummy.
  10. Yeah... Never a good idea to flirt with disasters.
  11. Only if it's the USPA visa, and only for the picture.
  12. Forgot to mention: I'm on a diet. My other ride is the relative wind.
  13. Yap... Their boobie pics are getting less and less. I get to see more here though...
  14. Did she end up buying anything?
  15. I'm an ox. I think I'm safe from Clay, but probably not farmer Brown
  16. Is this guy a few fries short of a happy meal, or is he missing the plastic thingy that holds the 6-pack together? My other ride is the relative wind.
  17. Pretend that your mooning someone on the ground. Better yet, pretend that you're shitting on their head. That's what my jump master told me.
  18. I'm going to invest my life savings of Oracle, and Maxtor stocks. Oracle - because Larry Ellison is all for some National ID card; read it in Playboy Sept-Nov issue, one of them. Maxtor - 'coz the data's gonna have to reside in some mother of a hard drive. My other ride is the relative wind.
  19. Gates honored with big condom Doubt his micro soft pecker needs all that room My other ride is the relative wind.
  20. May I say that's a huge MFin' spaceball! Glad to hear everyone's fine and recovering. My other ride is the relative wind.
  21. "Life is what heppens when you're making other plans" - As the graffiti says in the movie Kuffss starring Christian Slater.
  22. Mine says (as quoted from msnbc.com) sagittarius 11/22 - 12/21 The Sun is in Scorpio and the Moon is in Pisces. Rules and regulations are important, but they also inhibit your creativity. Take them into consideration, especially the law of gravity. So the weather sucks, the DZ's winter operation's Friday - Sunday, my bank account's a little shy, and I'm running out of ideas to relieve my altitude deprivation. Ideas people? My other ride is the relative wind.
  23. Got this quote from a Joke-A-Day mailing list this morning: If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. -- Albert Einstein
  24. I've got the regular wide kind of risers. What is that? Type 8 is that correct? Any general rules about when it should be replaced? Only asking because I'm thinking of replacing them with the mini ones so I can pull the slider down and leave it behind my head. My other ride is the relative wind.
  25. When I have my own business, I'll skydive to promote it. That way I get to write it off as a business expense. Wlie's 11th & 12th commandments - Thou shalt not pay retail - Thou shalt not pay taxes My other ride is the relative wind.