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  1. wlie

    Too good to be true

    I'll keep that in mind Clay. Thanks for the tip. The best investment decision I've made was selling off my winning stocks (AAPL, WM, EIX, COST) around the start of the year and took the cash and bought my gear. It's held it's value much better than the stock market. It's a good thing too that banks won't take it as collateral. My other ride is the relative wind.
  2. I ain't got mine either. Yeah man. Wazzup wit dat? My other ride is the relative wind.
  3. Just got laid? My other ride is the relative wind.
  4. wlie

    Too good to be true

    I've bought Williams Communication (WCGRQ) at 10, got "Enron-ed" to .01. Now they're out of Chapter 11, changed their name to WilTel, but my WCGRQ stocks got canceled! Bought MetroMedia (MFNXQ) @ 10, and it's sitting at .01 Looks like my investment in the telecom sector's got an OC-192 straight to hell. My other ride is the relative wind.
  5. wlie

    Too good to be true

    Checking out my stocks in the AM, and holy! AT&T (T) was at $25! What better time to make like a bandit, so I thought. After double checking, triple checking, ++, ComCast (CMCSA) had acquired AT&T Broadband for $30 billion. So for every 100 shares of AT&T, I got 32 shares of ComCast. Might sound good, but I'd be shitting myself when I've got 12 of AT&T. Then AT&T did a 1:5 reverse split. So now I've got 2 pathetic AT&T shares in my portfolio. To rub salt into the wound, my Ameritrade account charged me a $20 re-org fee. Like that was my fault - bringing my cash balance to -$19.27.. Now this made the headline on MSNBC.com. X'mas did arrive early for Wall St. alright. And Ameritrade. Bastards. My other ride is the relative wind.
  6. No pie?! So instead did Cornholio get TP for his bunghole? Congrates to Cornholio!
  7. wlie

    NOT HAPPY!

    Let's work a scam for you here... Go to your service provide, sign up for the "insurance" Pay your $30 or whatever they charge for the year... Wait a week Make a claim Get new phone. Good luck. My other ride is the relative wind.
  8. So far away, So far away... So far away, Take me down to the paradise city Where the grass is green And the girls are pretty Take me Home... My other ride is the relative wind.
  9. Not like the justice system is that justice to begin with. My other ride is the relative wind.
  10. Yeah... thanks for the heads up. I thought I got sucked into the system too. 'cept I'll be known as NULL
  11. Little did I know I was watching "Funniest Animal Outakes" on Fox Couldn't believe my eyes when the first scene (as the tube illuminated) a rabbit screwing a chicken! Like that's where easter egss came from (aside from the narrator's comment). Scene 2: A beagle srewing with a rocking horsey thingy! Scene 3: Some mutt screwing a volleyball Scene 4: A deer doing it with a decoy! ( actually thought of Clay - didn't know which was scarier) Scene 5: A cat and a dog in bed together! So question is: Why not show some PORN while we're at it?! My other ride is the relative wind.
  12. See what it made me do... My other ride is the relative wind.
  13. What's the difference between a regular thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Really think now. No cheating. Scroll Down | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | V The Taste! My other ride is the relative wind.
  14. Little did I know I was watching "Funniest Animal Outakes" on Fox Couldn't believe my eyes when the first scene (as the tube illuminated) a rabbit screwing a chicken! Like that's where easter egss came from (aside from the narrator's comment). Scene 2: A beagle srewing with a rocking horsey thingy! Scene 3: Some mutt screwing a volleyball Scene 4: A deer doing it with a decoy! ( actually thought of Clay - didn't know which was scarier) Scene 5: A cat and a dog in bed together! So question is: Wh not show some PORN while we're at it?! My other ride is the relative wind.
  15. I'm with you Bro! My other ride is the relative wind.
  16. 10W30, WD40, Oven grease... NOT!!! Anything but old granny perfumes, and BO reeks. Oh yeah... Have to agree with Weid14 - that perfume's the only thing she's wearing My other ride is the relative wind.
  17. wlie

    Real tv

    Oh yeah... I remember now. I remember seeing a picture in Skydiving Mag. Aren't they wearing fullface helmets though? I hope he includes a straw. My other ride is the relative wind.
  18. wlie

    500th jump

    Tell me when that's going to happen. I'll be sure to stay 500 miles away. My other ride is the relative wind.
  19. I'm surprised none of you have mentioned the scent of extra virgin olive oil.
  20. wlie

    Real tv

    Was it in the plane or during freefall? What happened to the alcohol and jumping don't mix thing? My other ride is the relative wind.
  21. wlie

    Egg Nog?

    It gives me the diarrhea cha cha cha, diarrhea cha cha cha. My other ride is the relative wind.
  22. I think I caught the flu last night. Felt the chills, then all the joints from my neck all the way down to my toes feel like they're bruised. Every move I make... Owch! But it'll be gone by Friday 'coz we've got SUNSHINE!
  23. I had the pleasure of getting coached by Mike Ortiz during the Summer Solstice Boogie in Alaska this year. Very nice, friendly, methodical instructor. I'll have to post that video on skydivingmovies.com soon for all to see and agree that I should stick with RW. Anyway, if you see Mike, tell him I said "hi". My other ride is the relative wind.
  24. wlie

    Tune in after PUB

    11/20 9/8central, CBS Victoria's Secret fashion show. Can you say EYE CANDY?
  25. My sister's family lives in Syracuse and visiting her one X'mas I thought if hell froze, Syracuse would be it. Looking at the weather forecast for this weekend... Can you say SUNSHINE?