Tink1717

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  1. The most accurate description of a cat I've ever seen. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  2. I bet he sues. He only listened to what he wanted to hear. Sad. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  3. Whoever told you that skydivers should never give blood had absolutely no idea what they were talking about. Recovery periods for skydiving after blood donation are the same as for any other strenuous activity. You will be fine. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  4. inspect the stitching and the trapping. Contact PD of anything looks awry. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  5. Maybe you didn't really like these people to begin with, but felt obligated to like then by default. Either way, it looks as of you've found a new group of friends. Welcome aboard. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  6. It's a sometimes derogatory term used to describe any non skydiver. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  7. I think that if you try to sue, you will fail miserably. This will make your situation much worse than it is now. If you are instructors, you know, or should know, that this is a sport where you can do everything right and still get killed or worse. Also, since you have yet to provide the exact sequence of events and give only vague and contradictory information about the system involved, you sound like a troll. Please post the sequence of events, the reason for the "contrived malfunction" (and a definition of what a contrived amlfunction is) and the sequence of actions. Then, and only then, can we make a fully informed opinion. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  8. I'm here in Baltimore. Fun jump at X-keys, work jump at Delmarva. Check your PM. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  9. Here you go. Took a while to get them sized so the server police wouldn't choke on it. Enjoy Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  10. I've had two rounds of knee surgery. Expect a minimum of 6 weeks until functional again, and about 12 weeks of PT before you're back to normal. Using arthroscopy means that you won't have major incision issues but you will have the same basic recovery time as most other forms of surgery. Good luck. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  11. I got through mine by cutting away and pulling the reserve. Just make sure that you clear the risers because there might not be enough drag to clear them. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  12. Yep! Hide your log book. Also, in some places, it's ANY jump that ends in 00. Be afraid, be very afraid. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  13. A list of DOT physical places would be nice. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  14. They have almost as much time on their hands at works as I do. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  15. Dave DeWolf at Paraloft (paraloft@aol.com) probably has one he can hook you up with. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  16. I thought you were going to post something about Duran Duran, or some equally bad band from back in the day. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  17. Tink1717

    Good quotes?

    I skydive because I can't handle golf.
  18. You can get fully airworthy used gear for a reasonable amount of money. Just be sure to be somewhat picky about who you buy from. Get a instructor (who also has a rigger ticket, if possible) to be your advocate. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  19. Two words: Performance Designs. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  20. If he went in under a main/reserve entaglement, he DIDN'T do everything right. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  21. Yeah, he IS that nuts. And he is that STUPID. Meanwhile Shurbya and company are asleep at the wheel AGAIN. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  22. Surely the guys in Iraq can summon greater firepower than a 12g? Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  23. That gives a whole new meaning to the term "morning wood". Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  24. They didn't charge me anything. I gave him a days notice, came back the next day and did it. Mike is WAY COOL about it. (But it would probably be more tactful to give more than a days notice though.) Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717
  25. The best thing a rigger can do is to got o Jump Shack and spend a day with Mike. There is simply no substitute for getting factory trained with the latest techniques. It only takes a day and you get a cool t-shirt too boot.