Greg
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whats falafel?
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I love red meat, as long as its not attatched to me, hee hee. I usually try to eat as much as possible the night before because I know with the combination of nerves and excitement, there is no eating for me at the dz. Its usually coffee, water, and an ocasional red bull at the dz until Im done jumping, and then coors lite until......bed I guess. I just hope we can stop the foot and mouth thing before I have to try eating a salad or something the night before!! Good to hear there is a benefit to eating steak before jumping, now I can use that as my excuse instead of the "potential last meal" thing.
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I was getting ready to head down to the dz this weekend and found myself cooking what has now become my standard pre skydive meal. I had a roughly 2lb Angus cut porterhouse with a baked potato and a few cold ones to wash it down. Not sure why, but this is becoming a sort of ritual, almost like a "potential" last meal or something. I was wondering if anyone else has a favorite/standard type meal before a weekend at the dz?
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Your mama's so fat: When she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks! Her cereal bowl has a lifeguard! She jumped in the air and got stuck! She broke her leg and gravy spilled out! It took two busses and a train to get on her good side! She puts her belt on with a boomarang! I had to roll over twice to get off her! I can slap a thigh and ride the wave in! When she goes to the beach, Greenpeace tries to roll her into the water! When she hauls ass she has to make two trips! Her blood type is Ragu! Your mama is so ugly: She looked out of a window and got arrested for mooning! Had to tie a bone around her neck to get the dog to play with her! She jumped in the bath tub and the water jumped out!
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Well, I think I fit the mold here. I am a electrical controls engineer and electrical control system estimator for a large material handling company. I have actually built many computers, mostly out of "spare" or "leftover" parts from jobs that I have installed in the past couple years. (I am the estimator, dont ask where the extra materials came from wink wink nudge nudge)
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Primus, COC, Testament (the new one with Dave Lombardo from Slayer) Slayer (the old stuff before Dave Lombardo left), Megadeth, Beastie Boys, Rage Against The Machine, ABBA (once in a while), Static X, Machine Head, Coroner (Damn, that's good stuff), Mercyful Fate, and Incubus for all that slow dancin stuff. Thats just the CD's in the ole GTO this week.
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Congrats Pammi, that rocks!!!
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I got a marginally offensive joke too. Why do women close thier eyes during sex? Because, they cant stand to see a man have a good time!
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Cant tralk about beer and not mention the good ole beer bong!! There is one floating around the drinking crowd I hang with that has been around for years, it is the single nastiest thing I have ever put in my mouth!! I can remember the worst beer bong I ever did, my brother thought it would be funny to put a raw clam in my beer bong just before I finished it. It was funny for a minute or two, but the "rainbow" of fresh cold beer and a chunk of clam that came flying out after that, I thought, was quite a bit funnier!!!
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(Or how about crazy ed's original cave creek chili beer? Brewed and bottled by Black Mountain Brewing. Discovered it in Arizona beginning of last year and HOOOOOOO, will this stuff put a sting in your ring!!!) Yeah, thats the stuff!!!
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I would have to say, one of the best micro brews I have had is a "chili beer" brewed at the satisfied frog in cave creek, az. it has a real smooth flavor and you get a chili peper to boot. whats really cool is that it is not real hot or anything, just a different flavor. and no "arizona jalipeno fire", that is, no after burn in the fundamental orrafice.
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Congrats dude!!!! I just got my A last night. That ROCKS!!!! Blue ones!!!
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Yeah, Ill be the first to admit, when the chain starts....I can usually last, at the most about 30 minutes, and then its a piss hard on for sure. Although the piss hard on is kinda cool, a little (I mean its huge) added bonus (bone us) its not what I drink beer for. As far as that goes, that bud light I drank last night seemed to work just fine! I am still one hung over puppy, cant seem to shake it, each time I go to actually do something (work related, as I am at work now) I find myself back here. Oh well, if my boss doesnt understand, Ill just whip out my..............piss hard on and chase him out of my office until his atitude improves.
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Personally, I try not to drink anything but American brew. All that import stuff, at least that I have tried, always smells like B.O. or its so thick you have to chew it or something. Except for Red Stripe, that stuff is smooth. Me, personal favorite is Coors Light, started drinking it because my friends wouldnt, left more for me!!!
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My bro and I were just talking about heading out to Vegas, I can make the drive in about 6 hrs or so from Phoenix!!! This would be the perfect excuse!!! So far looks good, I'm gonna try and make it, I would just love to meet any dz.commers!!! Blue ones!!!
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My bro is so pissed now, he is actually considering making his own 20 question test and sending it to USPA to see if they can pass HIS test!! hee hee hee, Ill have him in tears before lunch!!!
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This will probably get me in trouble but......I spent about two years in Philadelphia, and they had some Jersey jokes like this.......sorry in advance: What does a Jersey girl say just after sex? Get off me dad, your crushing my smokes!
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Someone should "recycle" old canopies and make them into....(drool)....pantys!! might be some issues with zero p and flatulence(sp) that will need to be tested but....I think it is worth looking into. Blue ones....unless thier pantys, then any color will do!!
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I bought a boatload of beer last night!!! I think I may have celebrated a bit on the heavy side, and I feel it this morning!! My eyes feel like two piss holes in the snow.....or something. I went to take the test with my brother, he missed seven questions and has to try again (hee hee). Is it bad to give him hell for it? I have been, dumbass should have studied, what a looser (hee hee). Hey joe, if you happen along here, there was only 20 questions!!! and they were all about skydiving!!! looser!!! (hee hee hee) Blue ones!!!
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Wooooooohoooooooo!!! I finally took and passed my A license test last night!!!! Got a 95, only missed question # 17. I am faxing in my aplication this morning. igotitigotitigotitigotit!!!!! WoooooooHooooooo!!!!!!!!
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Exactly!!! Thats why I drink it!!! good fer nutin granny had it commin!!! shes not the boss of me!!
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your probabbly right skreemer, its fun though. Must be nice to be drinking now, I'm still at work. I have cold beer and bout half pint of rum at the house though, and Ill be there in .........4-5 freakin hours......enjoy the shots!!!! Blue ones!!
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Loin twist malfunction involving having ones nuts traped in a leg strap
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bro pack packing method based on having your brother pack for you
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this is bad.........sorry rip corn what an aff student does (or finds in his underware) when he misses the rip cord.