Para_Frog

7 Hours of surgery, 9 screws, 1 plate, 1 rod, and a chest tube. And our girl's still smiling. It's been a long night. Thanks for the well wishes and PMs. She's smiled at every one. -Chris - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

Blondie had a very bad skydiving accident today. but I'm putting it here because you all know her and she loves her BASE jumpers. Canopy collapse at about 60 feet. Broke her right femur in two places, one compound, collapsed right lung and broken left toe. She's pretty banged up. We're at St Als in Boise. Send her your good vibes guys. Please. -Chris

Yeah, but you pull off the splatula ya dead sexy fucker. edit to add: Clair...yours just makes me all warm and twitchy...but I'm wrong freaky. Not jailbait freaky, but freaky. - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

You sick fucker. - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

And you gotta love a town that has to rule out a BASE jumper. Clicky Autopsy reveals clues to body found Monday By Cassidy Friedman Times-News writer TWIN FALLS -- An autopsy today revealed an unidentified man's body found early Monday evening on the south side of the Snake River Canyon near the Perrine Bridge had reached "an advanced state of decomposition." A Twin Falls County Sheriff's Office press release described the man as white, between 30 to 40 years old, about 6 feet tall with medium build, and short brown hair and facial hair. He was not wearing a parachute or a harness, said Nancy Howell, a spokeswoman for the sheriff's office. "It's not obvious why he was there," Howell said. A hiker called 911-dispatch just after 5 p.m. Monday to report finding the body. A forensic anthropologist is scheduled to examine the body. Toxicology results are pending. Because the body was found so severely deteriorated, the sheriff's office asks anyone with information to call dispatch at 735-1911 or Sheriff's Investigators at 736-4109. I thought the smell was just the whispy bouquet of Jerome in a westerly wind Edit to add: "Grab my rig dude" IS part of my pact! - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

Perfect picture. - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

I'm an amateur BASE jumper - I fall faster because I lack the Neo-like ability to warp the matrix and increase my loft. I've seen 808 do it...it's kinda cool. Someone once compared my chiseled, sleek lines to the aerodynamic artistry of a pair of vise grips wrapped in redi-whip. Oh...but I do use 3 wraps of masking tape on the tailgate lines in lieu thereof. Tailgate - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

Who's starting the pot? Anyone have connections in the mob? Chi-Spire Etc. Looks like a vibrator. Tom...I searched and searched...if I missed it, move it...and accept my apologies. - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

Humps = 4 Jumps = 3 (BASE) Cases of beer = 0 I must be getting old. - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

"Dude! Where's my slot in this friggin thing? - and quit moving around so much!" - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

Drive the extra couple hours to Salado. Nice DZ. (granted - I haven't jumped there since the Rich Worell days, but now they have a PAC-750) And Wendy Faulkner is the shiz-nit super CRW dog from hell. Miss ya sweety! - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

Dude, you suck. I can't believe I just sat and watched that whole thing. I'm a fucking retarded lemming. - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

Had it BAD until I started looking at the ground on exit vice the horizon (around jump 10)...then it morphed into a hard-on. But I ain't never been quite right. - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

Tsunami Part II - and his name is Richard Take lots of pics brudda - and not just of the jumping. - C. - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

On a positive note...watching someone with the whole Taxi Driver complex thing has allowed me to learn ad infinitum the proper way to execute a rollover. Without a single lesson! - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

Fucking morons... Let me 'splain why we are all here... Grab the Cheetos I included and old fav. - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

I said GREEN suit squidbert! (Corpsmen are always excluded from my vitriol, Chad-) - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

That thing have the kill-line pc and the CRW mod? I can't see the freefly pud in the eBay pics... Gonna throw you another bone there dee-Dee-DEE, just because. Paid 1st Jump Course PM Me...I'll put you in touch with a guy in a cool green suit. - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

We kicked out the Nazis...they were quickly replaced by Californians. Don't forget - we have Demi Moore and They Kerry-Heinz Compound here too...their mansions suck half the state's energy resources. - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

Dude...Space...WTF...next time you have THAT much time on your hands, I got two words for you... PORN CHEETOS You're killin me with the Einstein shit! Maggot would be crushed!!! - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

Dude...THAT would be HILAROUS! And that's coming from a guy who's been shot at by em. - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

Wouldn't it be nice if the friggin press would jump all over THOSE stats? Rather than "This is the first fatality at the popular attraction this year" Excellent job to all involved. - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

Got it...you rock. Thanks. - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

Ummm...er...I got nothin. - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member

PM me please. Looking for someone. - Chris - Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member