Zipp0

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  1. No problema.... Make it 10. FYI - a taser can be used just like a stun gun contact weapon. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  2. It seems odd that they can't get the ID of the caller. There are phone records, right? Maybe a pre-paid cell? -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  3. When will it end? http://www.thespeciousreport.com/news.aspx?newsnum=7070096 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  4. Are you kidding? If we mandated 50 mpg average fuel economy for 2010 gas would be 25/bbl TOMORROW. AND we would need no foreign oil. This is quite an assertion! And a correct one, too. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  5. Are you kidding? If we mandated 50 mpg average fuel economy for 2010 gas would be 25/bbl TOMORROW. AND we would need no foreign oil. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  6. How about a cop using a tazer on a guy charging him who is a lot bigger than he is? Without a knife or gun. Both situations warrant DEADLY force - ie. a gun. We need less taser use on people who are simply "uncooperative" and more gunfire on the real criminals. I tend to question authority, and don't particularly like 'officer friendly', but I am not a criminal. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  7. uh... what? Do a google search for stun gun vs. taser and you'll see right where he got that bullshit..... uh... marketing language. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  8. They say he has a bomb and is demanding to speak to Hillary. Maybe Bill couldn't take her shit anymore..... -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  9. And now he'll probably smack the shit out of his own kids. But whatever works, I suppose . . . By the way... I know smacked has a 'c'. Typ-o, not misspelling. Anyway, I really believe that SOME kids need that proverbial 'swift kick in the ass' once in a while. Not a beating, and not all the time. OTOH, I still remember that time I got 'the belt'. From time to time I consider punching my dad right in the face and letting him figure out what it is payback for. So, you do need to draw the line somewhere. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  10. I have a friend who was a problem child, but now is doing quite well. He explained it to me this way - "They told my Dad that I had ADD, which was the cause of all my problems. One day he got sick and tired of it, and smaked the shit out of me. Amazingly, after that I didn't have ADD any more." -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  11. http://blog.greens.org.nz/wp-content/SIMPSONS_edit10.wmv http://blog.greens.org.nz/wp-content/SIMPSONS_edit11.wmv As illustrated by the Simpson's...... -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  12. Uh, no. Essentially a stun gun is a taser without the shooting darts. They both use very high voltage, low aperage to disrupt signals from the brain to the muscles. The officer shocked the baby along with the woman. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  13. If there are problems with the pregnancy, is the officer liable? http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hITnaZN_0DTZIdkIWKC9rXJJSNpQD8T7ELUG0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  14. If I'm vacationing in Boston, can I still spank my wife if she has been a bad girl? -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  15. OK... Is she hot? -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  16. good example - I read the Narnia stories. Really enjoyed the first few, but then they started getting REALLY sickly sweet religious in tone and symbolism. It turned me off enough I just put the book down and stopped. I have the same response to hollywood "preaching" in movies on any topic (religious, anti-religious, enviro, self loathing, or otherwise). I'd rather think for myself than nod along with some obtuse intellectually deficient preaching in some movies of today. And that goes for themes I agree with or disagree with. They lose me when, instead of entertaining me, they presume to try to 'educate' the world. That's why I walked out on both Spaceballs, and Fargo. Awwww Yeah, Boyee! Lazy Sunday Wake up in the late afternoon Call Parnell just to see how he's doin' Hello? What up, Parn! Yo Samberg, what's crackin'? You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? Narnia! Man it's happ'nin'! But first, my hunger pangs are stickin' like duct tape. Let's hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes. No doubt, that bakery's got all the bomb frostings. I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling. Two! No, Six! No, Twelve! Baker's Dozen! I told'ja that I'm crazy for these cupcakes, cousin! Yo, where's the movie playin'? Upper West Side, dude! Let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route. I prefer Mapquest! That's a good one too. Google Maps is the best! True that! Double true! 68th and Broadway. Step on it, sucka! What you wanna do Chris? snack attack, mutha----! Hit the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia! Yes, the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia! We love that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia! Pass that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia! Yo, stop at the deli. The theatre is overpriced! You got that backpack I'm going to pack it up nice. We don't want security to get suspicious! Mr. Pibbs and Red Vines equals crazy delicious. Yo, reach in my pocket and pull out some dough, Girl acted like she never seen a $10 before! It's all about the Hamiltons baby Throw the snacks in a bag and I'm Ghost like Swayze. Roll up to the theatre Ticket buying what we're handling, You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons Parked in our seats movie trivia's the illest! "What Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?" We answered so fast, it was scary: Everyone stared in awe when we screamed "Matthew Perry!" Then quiet in the theatre or it's gonna get tragic We're about to be taken to a dream world of magic In the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia! Yes, the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia! We love that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia! Pass that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia! -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  17. Well, if I continue having problems with my neighbor maybe I'll pick up 10 of these guys and pay them $20 each to dig a 25 foot deep hole in the neighbor's front yard. I'll just tell them my name is Charlie, drop them off, and drive away for the day...... -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  18. Comcast sucks pretty much all the way around. You could have just switched to a port not normally used for BitTorrent and then you would not have been throttled. Most private trackers require this anyway, since throttling became an issue. But yes, screw Comcast. Verizon Fiber Optic gets rave reviews. I use Verizon DSL and I am happy with it. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  19. Actually, to make a very narrow point, I believe that most average, ordinary people are born with sufficient raw intelligence to absorb the education and practical training needed to become reasonably capable doctors or lawyers, given enough time and opportunity. But...that's not the point of the thread. Agreed. I'd say at least the simple majority (most is too vague and probably overstated) COULD do it. The bigger factor is being willing to do the work. Or maybe we just have no interest in sticking needles in people or chasing the ambulance. Did you consider that? Maybe we would rather study art, or literature, or music. Or maybe we prefer to work with our hands and create something tangible. There are many different kinds of intelligence, and not all smart people want to be doctors. The truth is, intellegence and education often has very little to do with income. I know salespeople who sell to doctors and make a better living than the docs themselves. If you are really good at what you do, no matter what it is, you can probably make a decent living doing it. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  20. Do you have any idea how expensive calls from N. Korea are? This guy got off light. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  21. Oh no!! $2 for a 1500 calorie double cheeseburger?!! The dollar menu would become the 2 dollar menu!! They would have to change the commercial to "Are you a 2 dollar millionaire?" Noooooo! -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  22. Well, we all remember how the Catholics were able to bring down that other anti-christian film/book "The Da Vinci Code." They will probably have about the same luck with this one. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  23. "Mohammed Brand Pork Products!! Now available in Mecca, Medina, Birmingham England, and Dearborn Michigan!!" Mmmm mmmm good. I love them Mohammed thick cut bacon slices! Usually I have to hit the bathroom about an hour after I eat some, so "Allah can speak his wisdom." -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  24. I named my asshole "The lips of Allah". -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
  25. I guess they have an eye on me considering my ORM-D UPS shipments....... -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.