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  1. Thanks for pointing that out! No, really... I think that my numbers went up a little when I broke my ankle and because my BF is often away at sea, but, then again, maybe not... Hey, at least I'm not as bad as Clay! Yeah that's true... but Clay, me, JTVal, AggieD, SkyMomma, etc have been at this post whoring business for YEARS. Bah.....whatever, newbie Ok so I post whore and take off almost a year.... I'm still a post-whore at heart and would be in the 10,000s by now hahahaha ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  2. I KNEW someone was going to say that... I was holding back ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  3. That might explain why you need to give it another try. Work on those 4ways! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  4. Thanks for pointing that out! No, really... I think that my numbers went up a little when I broke my ankle and because my BF is often away at sea, but, then again, maybe not... Hey, at least I'm not as bad as Clay! Yeah that's true... but Clay, me, JTVal, AggieD, SkyMomma, etc have been at this post whoring business for YEARS. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  5. Don't give up! You can be the WORLD'S best belly-flyer! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  6. Post your boobie pics before you leave so we have something to occupy ourselves while we await your return!!! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  7. What good would that do for you? Do you not get the joke? Here's the clue to her punchline... 1-800-DNA-TYPE Do you get it now?
  8. Ok Blanche, give up the tiara--the other ladies want to be Mrs. America for a while. After I win, I want to travel, and help poor people and animals... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  9. I've always tried ot be up front with her. Recently I've made ot very clear that I finish up in December and will then move back home to be closer to my son. I alos pointed out that I was giving up an Ivy League grad school to be closer to my son, and she knows that until my son came along, that that getting into that school was the most important thing in my life. Iam hoping that gives her a sense of perspective and makes her realize that I am serious about not being in a serious relationship. -Blind Even if you spelled out the rules up front, she's overlooking all that and the words coming out of your mouth are just "blah blah blah." She thinks she can change you. Better to just end it now. Sounds like you're just gonna break her heart even more if you keep this up. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  10. Well if she's afriad of the jackhammers hurting the baby then she should stop having sex during pregnancy or find a smaller guy. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  11. No kidding, 5000 posts? Jeez and I have a much older A license. I think once I'm back F/T to jumping my goal is to be the highest # jump skydiver with only an A license. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  12. Top 5 Signs You Are Addicted to DZ.com: 1. Your screen name is in green instead of blue. 2. You get sudden sporadic urges to use the words "Clay" and "sheep" in a posting. 3. You PM friends more than you e-mail. Or worse, IM and PM the same people at the same time. 4. You are scared to click on any attachment from Adam and check to see if anybody is looking, even if you are at home alone, before you click it. 5. You've been here long enough that you've posted a pic of your naked self to the penis thread, or to the boobie thread, bra thread, etc. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  13. Yeah the work "oopsie-pregnancy!" scares travel through the office like SHOCKWAVES. I did forget to mention that if you're already on your way out of the company, feel free to screw away! I had a blast the last 6 mos. I was @ USAA. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  14. Shit... you can pay your bills on line, buy cigarettes, refinance your house... all while wanking your meat to bangbus.com.... I love America ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  15. Ok this is my new wallpaper!!! *sigh* ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  16. I could stare at Maria all day. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  17. FMJ, Best 'nam movie ever! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  18. I learned a lesson... don't ever start anything with somebody at the office EVER!!! It's a long list of why-nots there I won't even go into. If you can get her to quit or transfer or you quit for another job, then go for it... otherwise just let it go. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  19. Mmmm curvy women.... Quade stop it I'm @ work and can't stand up now. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  20. It depends on how busy the cop is if he'll show up for your hearing. If its in a major city, you can almost guarantee he wont show up because most municipalities aren't going to pay OT to the cop for courtroom time. If it's some podunk county in the middle of nowhere, forget it... they have nothing better to do and they'll most likely turn up so they can B/S with their friends at the courthouse. < rant > The crap you hear all the time about "speeding is about safety" is sometimes nauseating. We all know it's really just a major source of revenue. Just ask Shavano Police Dept in San Antonio, they've built a VERY posh new 1.3 million dollar station in their district... and they only have about 500 homes to collect property taxes from and there are only 10 business there in their legal boundary. However, they are so overzealous about pulling over speeders that most people in San Antonio avoid driving through this area. Now I've seen Shavano Park police going WAY outside their legal boundaries, pulling over people and ticketing on San Antonio's turf (they're hoping someday to get Loop-1604 added to their district so they can start clickin' interstate traffic ) Makes ya wonder. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  21. Do you clip coupons, too? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  22. Hmm she is a really good singer, but I liked her more in 10,000 Maniacs. Her on-stage stuff has always been good, never been disappointed (unlike Stevie Nicks in her "im too tired to sing... I think I'll just sing Blahblahblah... blah blah, words words, blah ok thank you everybody!!!! ). But The Cranberries, Avril and Alanis Morisette all sort of copy-cat each other. They probably also have one thing in common (can you guess what it is? okay I'll give you a hint... Indigo Girls) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  23. That kid shoulda learned to go sans-undies. I did that in 5th grade. Needless to say the brave soul who tried it the next day after I went without is probably now a hairdresser in Manhattan--he's fucked up for life!. Revenge is a dish best served cold. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
  24. well if he does hop the fence hopefully he'll put his pants on first. LOL ( i had a friend who left part of his stuff on the chain link when we were kids(9 or 10). he was running form gettin a wedgie form the older kids(17-18). well he succeeded in not getting the wedgie but he was never the same) The guys who dare post attachments of themselves in full regalia on this thread are truly brave souls. Reminds me of the Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" ads .... We SALUTE you, Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator! Wearing nothing but a clipboard and a pencil, your job is to plan activities for people to do... naked. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.