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  1. sartre

    So Jewels?

    Yeah, that's right, sitting back quietly and letting me start the trouble.
  2. Shouldn't that be a baby blue tux?
  3. sartre

    So Jewels?

    Well, you know, we've had a couple of offers....what makes you worthy?
  4. But if you always lie, then THAT is a lie.....or ....or... ....I'm really confused now. I mean more confused than usual.
  5. sartre

    So Jewels?

    Oh great, now you're going to get all those disturbing PM's with offers to blindfold you. I really hope you only accept my offer though.
  6. Ooh, that's a GREAT idea!!!! But can we have him make some pink ones as well?
  7. sartre

    So Jewels?

    Well, I made a feeble attempt today after the swooping competition. But she easily deflected me. Soon. I just know it.
  8. If you make it to the Sturgis rally, you'll have the pleasure of seeing my drunken, redneck brother making an ass of himself, I'm sure. Could you kick his ass for me? Actually, anyone hitting the Sturgis Rally is more than welcome to do so.
  9. That's very true. There's much harsher responses on dozens of threads throughout the forums. Interesting and strange............ Maybe the aliens did it.
  10. sartre

    So Jewels?

    Aw, thanks for the thanks, Sweetie, but it's never ever a struggle for me to hang out on a sunny day at the dz. Especially with such sparkling company! (Though to be honest, you sparkled much more after the margarita at Wahoo's!!) I think you owe beer for finishing an entire drink. It's the first time I've seen you do so. You'll make a skydiver yet. Big old hugs to you for trying your damndest to jump out of an airplane today, and for the second time, getting rained out. Such is the nature of this sport, that's for sure.
  11. What you did today was really nice. You're not a complete asshole.
  12. ive been accused of being grumpy. There are much worse things to be than grumpy. I wouldn't say that even comes close to qualifying you as a fucktard. But maybe I just haven't been paying close enough attention!
  13. Well, I'll buy you a big ass drink when you're done. Doesn't that sound fun? A frosty beverage to give you a little buzz for the ride home. And I'll make sure you get some chocolate as well.
  14. They want to be able to see the look of terror on your face. I mean the look of ecstasy. The tears of joy. And the bugs in your teeth.
  15. Whatever you'd like to be called is fine with me.
  16. Well, I am blond, and female, so most likely I'm one of the clueless fucktards to which I was referring.
  17. The sad thing is, those that are saying they're fucktards so are not. And the ones who are fucktards are apparently clueless to the fact.
  18. you don't get to jump with a full face while you're on student status. But I'll let you wear my pink protec if you want!
  19. Billy you need to make up your mind where you stand on the fucktard issue!! You said you weren't a fucktard in the other thread!
  20. I used to have that written on the whiteboard in my office. Love it.
  21. Nah, it was our posting on the women's forum. Don't blame Squeakster. At least not this time.
  22. I'm actually a nice person too. I hope I haven't been fucktardish to anyone, but if I have, I apologize. WEll, unless they deserved it. (That was sarcasm. I get in a lot of trouble with that when posting here.) (I mean the unless they deserved it part was sarcasm. Not the....you get it, right?)
  23. Absolutely she is. I gotta get back in there and try to get myself somewhere near her level of flying-I'm struggling to hold a sit and she's working on head down.