vortexring

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  1. Bloody hell, LOL and PMSL still doesn't describe how much I've been laughing at that pic. Dorbie. 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  2. He could have at least given Georgie a 'throat massage,' and insist on being addressed correctly. 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  3. The other day Georgie Bush addressed the UK Prime Minister Tony Blair; "Yo, Blair." It was in private, however, if you were to be addressed as such, wouldn't you bristle? He may as well of said; "Hi, person-I-don't -respect." Would Winston Churchill accept being so addressed? Thatcher? Is this a bit of an Americanism? Would Americans be insulted to be addressed with only their surnames? 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  4. >The UK won't go to war against the Iranians, Tony Blair would be commiting Political suicide. The British people simply wouldn't go along with it. He fooled alot of people with Iraq he won't be able to do it again. < Skyrad, bet you a tenner your wrong. 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  5. >It boils down to whatever metrics the policy makers think are tolerable. Without a doubt. Have a funny feeling about this one - it's interesting to read how others have a funny feeling too. It's straight forward enough to see where this situation is leading. I have mixed feelings about all this.... 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  6. Cool, just wondered. 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  7. What you've said has certainly crossed more than a few minds, including my own. Skyrad, do you think Diana was murdered? Edited to add: Yeah, I know - hence conventional = EndEx............................. 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  8. What if Jeb becomes next US President? 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  9. It seems a war involving Iran and America(and therefore the UK) is ever more likely. Many things happening now regarding US and Iranian interactions are very similiar to how things were with Iraq around 2002. In a sense we're already in a conflict with Iran. It would make strategic sense for them to keep us as busy as possible in Iraq and Afghanistan. And guess what? They are. My point really is that a conventional war with Iran = EndEx. I'm sure most people understand why. So will it be unconventional? Seems we're on a bit of a knife edge at the moment. And sure, we've been there before. 2001? Russians moving into Pristina? Apparantly one mans decision quite possibly prevented a major conflict with Russia. Hopefully at crunchtime something similiar happens again............................ 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  10. It would certainly be interesting to discover if there actually is a scientific answer to this - I visited the Dead Sea once and a chap mentioned it's much healthier to sunbathe there, as it's far below sea level and the suns rays have to travel that bit further. Something to do with how it affects the UVA & UVB rays. Apparantly one is more effective in stimulating the chemical which makes you tan while the more damaging rays are filtered out a bit more. I wonder.... On the Scottish side, here's the best joke I've ever heard; A Country Gent walks into a local bar in Scotland. He's typically dressed too - tweads, brogues, that kind of thing. The bar's empty except for an old pisshead propped up on the bar in a drunken stupor. Eyeing him disdainfully the gent orders a whisky. As the bargirl turns to get his drink, he quietly says; "Tickle your arse with a feather..." Shocked, she spins round, "I beg your pardon!!??" He answers, "Oh, I'm just commenting on the particularly awful weather." Looking a bit confused she accepts his answer and goes off after serving him a whisky. The old pisshead has now sat up by this time. He pokes a finger in the gents chest, "Whits aw this aboot arses and feathers?" he asks. "It's a chat up line!" answers the gent, "When her back is turned say 'tickle your arse with a feather.' If she's interested she'll turn round and smile - otherwise you cover your tracks by saying 'particularly awful weather.' It's splendid - you should try it some time." The pisshead rubs his chin, then bangs his fist on the bar. "What is it now Rab?" asks the bargirl. Pointing a wobbly finger at her he demands, "Geez a' pint o' lager!" The bargirls stood right in front of him, pulling his pint. Again, pointing a finger he shouts quickly, "Shove a feather up yer arse!!" "You bloody what!?" "......er....It's fuckin' pissin' doon ootside!" Anyway, sorry, back to UVA/UVB rays..... 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  11. In reply to Kris and Randall's posts; thats fair enough. In its extreme it could be seen that Jews are one of most disliked races throughout history. This is certainly not my opinion - but through history I can't think of a more persecuted race. Why? Because they're different? Why are they different? We're all different! From living and travelling around Europe over the years I've always been fascinated with the different nations opinions of what characteristics other nations had! But these opinions vary - not all nations think little of one particular nation(well, perhaps France) so why then do so many dislike Jews - is it as simple as to peoples dislike of the Romanies? I'm sure there is more to it than this - religion. That must play a significant role. I can understand why people may dislike gypsies. I can't understand why the Nazi's decided to exterminate an entire race. Does Judas have anything to do with all this???? 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  12. Regarding all these points, would anyone be able to explain why Jews have been so disliked and discriminated against through the centuries? It seems to go all the way back to biblical times. Stereotype explanations don't really seem to explain it all - I've often wondered about this. So I'd appreciate if anyone would be able to explain why. 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  13. 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  14. I was just busting your balls, but with a few people that I know, it's more about "something" continuously being taken away. Not so much the item, but the taking. I'm a member of the NRA and a couple of other groups because they lobby and help beat the takers back. We're constantly inundated with how "free" we are as a society. Freedom of speech, freedom of the pursuit of happiness, etc. We get so wrapped up in our fantasy world that we can't feel the hands in or pockets, or the feet on our collective necks. You were just busting my balls? Oh fucking really. 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  15. Sorry for earlier rant - it was a bit OTP. At the end of the day we all, to varying extents, have our insecurities which we may well wish to address, yet at the same time we all have varying tempers and snapping points. This is primarily where my rants aimed at - it's not directed at anyone in particular. Far too many people have ended up dead or seriously injured through these circumstances as equally far too many people have sent their lives down the plug hole through actions exasperated through the weapons they arguably didn't need to carry. Too many reasonable people end up staring at the smoking gun/blood stained knife in their hand thinking "....fuck....." Anyway, I could sit here tapping away like a fucking idiot all night, to read a perfectly good counter arguement I may then feel necessary to reply to - and I just can't be arsed. Total waste of time. Also, despite all this, I have my sights to check zero and my knives to sharpen. 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  16. Please,any fat little pussies argueing their gay little case can fuck right off
  17. I don't know what fuckin planet you live on but here on Earth there are alot of people that could't give a fly'n fuck how tough you think you are. Gives them all the more reason to fuck w/ you. Me myself. I surround myself w/ friends when I go out and ALWAYS have a concealed weapon Please, any fat little pussies argueing their gay little case can fuck right off
  18. Knives to the chest! 2 barrels to the fuckin' bollox! Weaponary fuckin' weaponary! Be so fuckin' hard nobody in their right mind would approach you with malicious intent. Don't give me any of that crap about 9 milly's winning arguements regardless how hard you are. Can't you faggots see how arming yourself is like getting rich? Your insecurities and inadeqacies will not be resolved with hardware. You'll eventually want more powerful and effective systems to shore up these insecurities. Fuck it. Arguing with pussies pratteling on about their need for weaponary is a fuckin' lost cause. One question - how many of you know SERIOUSLY hardmen? Be honest - a proper hardman. Does he carry a shooter or a knife? Case solved. Please, any fat little pussies argueing their gay little case can fuck right off.
  19. hahahahaa! I'll bet you do!! Anyway I need to get my fat obvious down.(It's a Brit thing) See y'later 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  20. 16 pints of Guiness? Sorry mate - unless your massive - I think that has to be: BS
  21. Sounds like a culture difference. Did all the lads have access to a timely copy of the Sun? No. Your words. Not mine. I've met many really nice people in the UK. Hell, I'm even related to some. I've thrown down more than a few pints with them, and will do so whenever the opportunity presents itself. Bollox - you'll have a couple of bud's, gob off for a bit, then get dropped You're right! All the best mate
  22. I thought you guys spelled shit as shite. You're starting to sound confused. Had a few too many pints? I doubt very seriously that you went to a gun club and met people who were not responsible. You may not have agreed with their philosophy, but that doesn't make them shit. It depends on the tense, and perhaps a few other factors as well - being a colonial cousin you perhaps don't quite have the grasp of the English language as British people do - don't worry about it. If I'm sounding confused deal with it - whatever you doubt is your choice - but there existed at the time hundreds of British paratroopers with a similiar opinion. Guess we're all full of shit/e eh? 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
  23. In your perception. You're welcome to keep that perception. Doesn't have any impact on my life, at all. There is a fundamental difference between my country and your country. We're allowed to have guns. You're not. Some of us in America choose to exercise that right. You don't have that right. For ya'll, that's probably not a bad thing. Doesn't have any impact on your life? Why reply then?
  24. ..r.r.right!! I'm having that 'dit setup onto the lid of the coffee jar in work for every time it's opened.
  25. COFFEE! where the f is that from!?