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nah, it's ok. elephantitis of the nuts is not pretty. and having a small po-po makes it all the more embarassing. it's hard to find down there amongst the bowling balls. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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Oh I'm sure they are... but mine are probably bigger then micro's... Once again. No. It's just his peener that is tiny. As shown by his wife, it is not the weenis that counts. It is the size of the huge man melons in his sack that make him great. And you youngling, don't even come close. thanks B... you beat me to it. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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Oh I'm sure they are... but mine are probably bigger then micro's... hey. my PENIS is small. my BALLS are like swollen cow-udders. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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You just made the gravy salty. Call it your secret ingredient and make millions. does OZ jizz taste different than US jizz? Maybe b/c they're all criminals down under and we're all Christian assholes? I wonder about such things as this... The answer to this question, along with any others regarding sexual matters with the people of Australia, can be found in your (female loved one)'s diary. she can't write. meat grinder. pity. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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You owe me a keyboard ... or at least a CLEAN keyboard ... there's red wine on it now ... from snorting ... thanks, micro ... (me thinks you're gonna get a lot of mileage with that line!) 'Shell Oh, you're most welcome dear. Just bill me for the keyboard. You have my # I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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AMEN ASSHOLE!!!!! (looks in pants, takes out tampon, adjusts meat-helmet, goes and fucks dog b/c I don't have a goat yet on my farm!) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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Ok, seriously. I just hurt myself laughing at that. And when it's cold outside, just pull those labia down extra tight. Dude, like EARMUFFS!!!! earMUFFS is right! w/ a magical button right in the middle of your forhead... when you push it, your scalp gets lotioned. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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Let me guess .. her name's Jenny ... 'Shell Um, no Lori... Jenny's my ex... just never had the # changed. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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What was exit alti? 13? 14? Is video posted anywhere yet? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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You just made the gravy salty. Call it your secret ingredient and make millions. does OZ jizz taste different than US jizz? Maybe b/c they're all criminals down under and we're all Christian assholes? I wonder about such things as this... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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I'm stickin to my vagina-clad meat helmet. It's gettin chilly out there tonight on the farm. Although dippin the noodle in some warm taters is kinda appealin. Hold the chives tho'. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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Dude, all I thought when reading this thread title was.. "Oh fuck, I haven't had it this easy since I was taught to fish with dynamite." Funny thing was, even then I had to put some effort into lighting the fuse. *flick* *flick* flick* g-dammit, this lighter's broken again. *flick* oh shit! it's goin! quick toss it in the water! BOOOOOM! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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And your wife's number is ... Glad you got a laugh outta that. I think I had the same visual ... 'Shell i'm a sick bastard. but, before I forget, my wife's number... 867-5309 I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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Ok, seriously. I just hurt myself laughing at that. And when it's cold outside, just pull those labia down extra tight. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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ok... so both you and wildcard are saying I can't post a sarcastic post to vent a bit about the state of my love life... without... well... getting this shit... I am by no means claiming nice guys finish last... I never said that... I'm just voicing the fact that I'm a bit annoyed at the moment... geeze lighten up people... um, remember what you titled this thread? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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How about you lift up your skirt, check on your balls, and get it fucking changed, Susan? Take out the tampon and show those cowboys how to be a man, mmk? OMG, that gets my nod for Post of the Night right there folks!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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sorry girls, but it couldn't be more true if it came from God Herself Actually, God's a man too. How else can you explain big fake titties? Hate to break your little bubble. It's a little PENIS Brandon, not a bubble! Get it right! Of course He's a MAN. I just put "Herself" in there as a concession to the vaginally-clad among us. Keep up that talk and you'll never be vaginally-clad! 'Shell LOL!!! Oh 'shell. Lucky for me, my wife NEVER reads my posts so as long as I drop the asshole persona when I log off (hard to do sometimes, admittedly!), I'm good!
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LOL!!!! Can I quote you on the whole "stupily aggressive" part? Only if you spell it correctly. well, I never said you could tell my intelligence from my spelling! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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sorry girls, but it couldn't be more true if it came from God Herself Actually, God's a man too. How else can you explain big fake titties? Hate to break your little bubble. It's a little PENIS Brandon, not a bubble! Get it right! Of course He's a MAN. I just put "Herself" in there as a concession to the vaginally-clad among us. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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"Cowboy Up." Christ on Crutches, I hate that expression. What the fuck does such a stupin expression mean anyway? And why are these dickwads making a NOUN into a damned VERB?? G-Damned cowboys. Ain't good for nothin. -just wanted to echo the asshole-sentiments of this thread. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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otherwise known as a pussy squared, not to be confused w/ a square pussy. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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"It goes in the FRONT you dumb bitch!" I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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Walt was at the DZ this weekend doing CRW! Walt *whew* Thank God! We all thought you were laying a REEAALYY big log in the bathroom and were filming a documentary on it. HH was taking steps to shut down the website in the event of a Emergency Turd Posting. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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LOL!!!! Can I quote you on the whole "stupily aggressive" part? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...
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wait wait wait... you're doing this all wrong... you should be asking this question in Speaker's Corner! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...