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And how I loved shooting those adorable ones...and you and Lori, as well. I've gotten better since then; that was a time for me to get used to the camera and to play with the different lenses and stuff. I'm gonna stop hijacking Ic on's thread...but I just wanted to share a happy moment for me. They don't come along often, you know. ROFL. Ciels- Michele you can always go wipe the car down w/ a diaper! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Not really...............no.......... c'mon clay, no sheep? no sandcastles built in the sandbox? aw man! me, i'm buildin a bmx bicycle track for my kids on our property. using my tractor/loader for it. having lots of fun doing it. kids are all excited. some pics of the beginning... front straight, no jumps yet, just rough outline, from both directions. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

I had such fun. Turned up the stereo, and just played. When I get the shots cleaned, I'll post a few up. You men can drool...she's gorgeous, talented, and funny as hell. Dunno about talent, any though, Micro. I wish people 'round here would let me shoot vanity stuff of them. I had one DZ.commer lined up, but he dropped out before we could set up a solid date. Oh well; I coulda done a bang up job with him, but he decided to not model for whatever reason (never did give me one...). I'll post up tomorrow...too tired to pay proper attention to the shots tonight. Ciels- Michele you've shot my kids... I've seen your skills... you can't fool me w/ this false modesty crap! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Unexpectedly got to photograph a gorgeous lady for her headshots (her boyfriend was having a..."rough"...time. Yeah, we'll leave it there...). Shot about 75-80 shots, she chose 6, and I will get to cleaning them up tomorrow and getting them to her. She's really, really pleased. Some good stuff there. 'Course, she's just gorgeous...so that helps, too. But this was a real test of my ability to shoot under weird circumstances, as well as a real live human model to direct. Had a freakin' ball. So yeah, I had a good thing happen today. Ciels- Michele michele, that's awesome! you've got real talent w/ behind the lense, girly! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Hey - I've been there - Stingray Alley. Two days later I was diving with wild rays, and they are like different animals. The ones in Stingray Alley are much more like pets, and they seemed to put up with a lot of abuse (getting stepped on, etc) that a wild one wouldn't. When my students ask about stingrays, I tell them the same thing I tell them for all animals - look but don't touch. The sting has venom, but it's usually non-lethal (unless you're allergic to bees). For him to take a barb in the chest, I can only think of a few scenarios, and one of them would involve trying to handle the ray - bad idea. It's also possible that he was swimming very close to the sandy bottom, and a buried ray got startled - just bad luck. can you tell me more about barbs? to take one in the chest, it sounds like he was stabbed w/ a sword! is this accurate? how far can they penetrate? or is it not a matter of depth of penetration but of venom/poison that would be lethal? i thought the barbs were more flexible. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

I moved it because the first two posts gave no indication that it had anything at all to do with skydiving. Correct! Even USPA folks like me may not have understood - I haven't read my Parachutist yet, and not everyone reads every single article. The moral of the story: the author should have made his subject clear so it was evident to all that it was an appropriate fit in S&T. OK, I forgive you. So what do you think of the letter? well, since I live in po-dunkville, Illinois now, I don't yet have my copy. but, being the physics guru you are, i'm sure it's quite informative. i look forward to reading it! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

"Twatty McSecondPlace?" Brandon now has to remove my ruptured spleen too! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

see ya, you pecker. and sudsy, finish cookin my fry bread, you hippy indian mother fucker! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Next time Christine wants to come over and take up your day, calmly, confidently, and with a twinkle in your eye, tell her that you're taking her out on a date instead. Tell her that you'll pick her up at eight and that she'll need to dress nicely as you've booked a table at a classy restaurant. Then have a lovely meal, flirt a little, and escort her to her place like a gentleman. Kiss her goodnight, then go home alone. After the second date (she'll need time to get used to the new you), take her home, fuck her senseless, and send her to work with a big, sheepish smile on her face. This will not work if you are a) whiny, b) nervous, or c) anything less than totally confident in your success. Plus sides of this approach: You get a girlfriend. You get laid. Contrary to lots of drivel posted here and elsewhere, sex is not a big deal. It's a lot of fun and brings you closer together. It's not something to be saved as "an event". It's something to be enjoyed with someone you like. We get less in every single goddamn thread that has any fucking thing to do with sex. Downsides of this approach: You've gotta do something scary with complete confid... actually, how the fuck is that a downside? You jump out of fucking airplanes for kicks! How fucking hard can it be to take a chick home and fuck her? Every idiot does it. It's not exactly a big deal, unless you make it out to be. Your new motto: Veni, vidi, vici, and she fucking loved it. That's a great idea there's just one flaw in your plan... Christine lives with her boyfriend of now about a year and a half... so... I'm thinking it probably wouldn't work... great in theory... downright shitty on paper... NO NO NO!!! Have you learned NOTHING from us tonight? First, you shoot her boyfriend between the eyes, THEN you fuck her silly. See? BRILLIANT! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Ah, I knew if we waiting long enough we'd find the fundamental flaw in your reasoning. go to bed, b. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

FUCK! Seriously bad way to go. BW*BD *Water I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Just ask jumper03. (I never tire of oldies... ) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Just ask jumper03. I teabagged his laptop. It was righteous. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

ok guys I'm getting contradictory advice here... micro seems to be telling me that oversized balls just make the penis look smaller... whereas you are telling me that my balls need to be bigger... no no no... my po-po would be small even if I had NO balls. you sill man, you. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Of course I'm tight. WHy am I tight? Because I don't secretly love these tossbags, and my tail is still a no-man's land! you BETTER love me you fusion lovin focker. But not like in prison. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Tell your husband to do his business in the dark, a little blood won't kill him. i don't have a husband, silly! just b/c it's smal doesn't mean i'm a girl! bad grue, bad! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

not even a full moon either. i'm not drinking either. haven't been laid in a while either. (damn menstral cycles!!!!!!!) but we're on a roll aren't we! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Stop thinking ... sex ain't about thinking ... 'Shell you've never been in solitary confinement in a state pen before have you. (neither have I) And your point would be ... ???? 'Shell (who's never been in a state pen either ...) you can only bop the bishop so many times before you rub off some skin, ya know? the mind a far more powerful "sexual organ" than your meat helmet or your beef pole. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

to many posts to read the link... gimme the short version... did a croc eat him? or was it a boring death like heart attack. saddens me, regardless. nice guy, even though alot of peeps teased him. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Stop thinking ... sex ain't about thinking ... 'Shell you've never been in solitary confinement in a state pen before have you. (neither have I) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

You want hot and wet? Take off your top and open your mouth, I've got a package being delivered Airborne Express, lady. Ah, dammit grue, knock it off! now I'm a glazed donut. where's the kleenex? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

when did you have time to start another thread? did you type this w/ your dry pecker? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Dude, we're not only going to be rich, we're going to be heroes. When guys get tired of wearing the meat helmet, they can always take it off and, you guessed it, FUCK it! (omg, did I just say that? ) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Apparently you're so busy thinking about sex you forgot that wine is for drinking. If you're going to snort, well, find a hundred dollar bill and some blow, k? How'd you get sex outta that?? Hmmm .. someone's thinking about it ... Can you loan me a hun? 'Shell I'm a guy. I'll turn key lime pie and a bag of quarters into a sex act if you give me a moment to think about it. ah shit... can't stand up for 10 minutes now. Thanks grue. asshole. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Apparently you're so busy thinking about sex you forgot that wine is for drinking. If you're going to snort, well, find a hundred dollar bill and some blow, k? How'd you get sex outta that?? Hmmm .. someone's thinking about it ... Can you loan me a hun? 'Shell well, atilla's been dead a long time now... dunno where to find his kin though... hmmm... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...