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good Mexican beer. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

love the XX I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Atta girl! Blues, Dave If only I could get her to talk to the wifey. It is good for your health... just tell her that... that'll get 'er going... No!, No!, No!.. not swallowing the back of your earring, that's not good for your health... could get you a yummy lolly pop though... what I meant was ..... oh! never mind! .. oh look!! a shiny thing!! No pun intended. LOL!!!! that was too funny! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Atta girl! Blues, Dave If only I could get her to talk to the wifey. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

christ on crutches, get your panties out of a wad. john said he likes 75% of their stuff. and I happen to like some of it too. it's the ONLY place on the radio where I live to hear classical music, which we firmly believe in exposing our kids to. (yes I DO listen to MUSIC so just settle down a little). however, part and parcel of NPR is their liberal bias in presenting the news... it's not called "All Things Distorted" for a reason. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Considering the alternatives........Heck yeah

heck, i'd vote for ya just to see your rack during each speech and public appearance you'd give. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

PeacefulJeffery... um, is today like "opposite-day" for you or something? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

sounds fishy to me I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

And after all, that's what life is all about isn't it... having fun. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

fuck. i'm just glad i'm on your GOOD side. (uh wait, i AM on your good side, aren't I, clay? clay? uh, hello? oh shit! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

I love SNL's old spoofs of NPR. Funny shit. I listen to NPR on occasion, some of it is good, but I get tired of having to wade through all the liberal crap. For example, during all the coverage of the protests about immigration protests, NOT ONCE did I hear a reporter refer to someone as an "illegal immigrant." They were always "guest workers" or "undocumented workers" and the like. Fuckin verbal engineering. Can't call a spade a spade. Drives me nuts. (Hmmm... wondering if this started the official countdown to the move to SC.... ) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

who the fuck voted for untameddog?!?!?! I'd sooner vote for Kallend! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

therapy / self disclosure time... the ocean scares me. it's just so... big (alright, no small penis jokes and being scared of big things, thanks ) and you never know what's lurking in there. and undertows just freak my shit right out. but i like beaches, they're pretty and all. they generally smell nice, unless there are dead fish or unclean women around anyway. i love the sound the ocean makes. edit... whoops, shoulda read the whole thread... mcbeth already tackled the whole "lurking" thing... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Homer Simpson needs to blow me. POST. OF. THE. DAY! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

I bet they substitute something else and claim it came out of the well. Who did your test sample? the county health department came and did it themselves. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

kinda makes me wanna go gay. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

thanks andy and jack. last night, after the dick and cunt came and got their "OWN" sample to test, I was just so fucking mad I couldn't see straight. they looked at the health dept. report and were questioning the dates on it. the landlords wife asked, "didn't your daughter just go into the hospital on the 30th? this says they came out to test on the 30th." w/ suspicion in her voice (sounded like it anyway) she says, "that's awfully fast michael, I've never known the state to work that fast. you sure you didn't call them BEFORE your daughter was hospitalized?" OMG, i wanted to hit her so hard her dentures would fly out. i have to be careful when i get that mad. i start getting dizzy and things start spinning. i used to have a pretty violent temper. i've really tried to work on it, but i can see it coming back if i don't really try to keep it under wraps. my wife graciously said that maybe she should be the one to communicate w/ them instead of me. that's not a bad idea. i'd like to shove hot curling irons up their rectums. fuckers. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Please tell me your kidding??? Hope you documented the well test. Send him the results certified return receipt, then let the state know. Um no, not kidding. I personally handed him the results of the test. Of course he had all sorts of excuses for why the test results were "not accurate, they didn't do the test right, blah fucking blah..." so he and his wife came over yesterday and took their OWN sample to ship off to an independent sample. No matter, they've already "let us" out of the lease (it's not valid anyway, since they aren't providing us w/ safe living situations based on the health department well test results) and we're moving, so it's all a moot point. It's just their fucking gall that pisses me off. Condescending bastards. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

DOH! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

so you're on your way then? lol! good one! i'm pissy too. my landlord is a twat. thinks we sort of "made up" the whole "my daughter is sick and in the hospital b/c your well is contaminated" story just to get out of our lease. fucker. and his idiotic wife had the gall to say to me, "well michael, you just have to realize that kids get sick, it's just part of life." yeah, sick enough to be hospitalized for 3 fucking days??? good thing the gun is in the safe... arg. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

didja hear? didja didja didja??? it has a CARGO area!!!! didja hear???? wowwie zowwie! you could put some Go Fast in there, some trail mix... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Andy deserves a swift kick in the nuts for his guess! (Yeah, that's right, ya old fucker!) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Thats ok.. Its hardly noticable if she wears a Hat! oh jay... you make-a me LOF!!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

really? I feel SO much beter! Now, if only I were a woman and could quief. of course, it was annoying watching this band of misfits going around gleeking on everyone in school. i just wanted to clobber them. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...