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Have you been looking at my performance evaluations? Those are confidential you know. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

OK. I really need to know what LMFAO means. Yes I realize it is probably very obvious and I am embarrassed for asking but please amuse me. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

I am not Dru....... Well, I'm not laz........ OK, but I'm not a per....... Aw hell, I guess you've got me on that one

Wish I had thought of that. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Nope. Me see colours. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Cruel and horrible that we would use innocent animals like that when we could just as easily use convicts (just the really bad ones like sex offenders and serial killers etc). Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Does she like dogs or cats? If not, the microscope sounds like a great idea. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

In most cases if you get accepted into a Phd program you will be given enough scholarships/TAships/RAships that you will not need to live with the parents, and can minimize or even avoid debt. Talk to a faculty member at your university that you have a good working relationship with and tell them you are interested and they can really give you excellent advice on this. There is always a way. See if any of them want a TA/RA and get an idea if you like academia. This is your life and you are stuck with it until you die, so make damn sure you are happy with it. Cheers, Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

The easiest way is to contact the local authorities (In both states) and ask them the requirements. Get their advice in writing so that if they fuck-up and give you the wrong advice your ass is covered (I speak of this from experience) Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Think not of the defferal of pay but the quality of life. Do you wish to have all the essentials of the yuppee dream and be miserable with your life? If you had an A average in university you obviously are academically very bright. Your annual earnings might be somewhat less but you would love your job. Imagine getting up in the morning and looking forward to going to work! Just my two cents, but you obviously are ignoring a great talent. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Can you please post it here????? I have one but I don't think it's a very good one, and I would like to see alternative recipes. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Drunken lazy perv!!!! Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Ex girlfreind dumped me for a guy who got her into one of those multi-level marketting jobs, and insisted he would make her a millionaire. She was a real bitch about it and broke up with me over the phone from out of town with no warning after being together for three years. Said something to the effect that she was moving up to the big leagues and I was going no-where. Anyway...as with all these pyramid schemes it went no-where and the guy got here pregnant and dumped her and she ended up on welfare. A year or two later she called up my family wanting to apologize for how she treated me, and then proceeded to imply that the baby was mine! This was ludicrous as the guy she dumped me for was black and the baby was black (yes I know that genetic anomilies do exist one in ten billion times), but in reality how fucking stupid is it to stand there with a black baby and claim that it is mine and not the son of the black guy she left me for!?!?!??? Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Recognize where your talents lay (school) and direct your energy there. Go into teaching or perhaps get a Phd and become a professor. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Hi all, found a recipe on the net that I just love, so I felt compelled to share it with you. It is a margarita pie and it is excellent for summer time. I encourage you to try this! It can be found at http://www.floras-hideout.com/recipes/index.html Margarita Pie (eagle Brand) Author/Submitted by: Servings: 8 Categories: Desserts / Pies & Pastries Ingredients: 1/2 c butter or margarine 1 1/4 c finely crushed wise mini pretzels 1/4 c sugar 1 cn eagle brand sweet-, (14 oz.) ened condensed milk (not evaporated milk) 1/3 c realime lime juice from con- centrate 2 tb tequila, (to 3 tbs) 2 tb triple sec or other orange- flavored liqueur 1 c borden whipping, (1/2 pt.) cream, whipped additional whipped cream & pretzels for garnish Directions: In a small saucepan, melt margarine; stir in pretzel crumbs and sugar. Mix well. Press crumbs on bottom and up sides of buttered 9-inch pie plate; chill. In a large bowl, combine EAGLE Brand, REALIME, tequila and triple sec; blend well. Fold in whipped cream. Turn into prepared crust. Freeze or chill until firm (4 hours in freezer or 2 hours in refrigerator*). Before serving, garnish with whipped cream and pretzels if desired. Refrigerate or freeze leftovers. Makes one 9-inch pie. FROM: MORE Favorite Brand Name Recipes Cookbook, by the editors of Consumer Guide, copyright 1984. Formatted to MM by Trish McKenna WISE, EAGLE, REALIME, and BORDEN are all registered trademarks of the Borden Company. * These chilling times look reversed, however I typed them as they appear in the book. (Trish McKenna) By "Lloyd A. Carver" on Jan 5, 1996 Personal note*** Freeze it, do not put it in the refrigerator. In the fridge it gets droopy like weak pudding. In the freezer it develops an Ice Cream texture. I usually find that topping it with whipping cream is too much. Cheers, Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

PA's do not contribute to a thread. A discussion forum can be a great place for throwing around controversial topics, with the intent of either educating someone or gaining a new perspective on an issue that you had previously held strong opinions about. Too many good topics that had potential for great debates were killed because someone decided to rant at people personally and the thread went downhill from there (many trolls have accomplished the same thing with straw man arguments and other irritating behavior). More importantly this is not your standard discussion forum site. While SC is somewhat more risky in topics the participants are still all people who share a common hobby and come here to enjoy discussions with other skydivers without seeing someone get crapped on or threatened. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

I have a stigma. I use to date a girl that had a german shepard. My dad came over one time when she was there, leaned over and said "you know boy, she probably french kisses that dog". I've been traumatized ever since... Shocking. When I was in high school I started dating a girl, who I met at work. Anyway I was at her house for dinner one night and we were having spaghetti and meatballs. Her dog came up begging for food, and she took a meatball in her hand and let the dog have a bite , and then took the same meatball that the dog had bitten into and put it in her mouth and ate it!! I broke up with her the next day. I know that sounds horribly shallow but I couldn't kiss her without thinking she had shared saliva with a toilet-bowl drinker. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Wow! You have been through hell and back. I am not good at saying supportive stuff to people as it always comes across as awkward and I am afraid I will just make them feel worse. Nonetheless I am glad you are alive and wish you peace and happiness in your life. Also this is an excellent idea, there is too much unfair stigma associated with suicide and many people who are dead now might have lived if they had felt they could get the neccessary help. Cheers, Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

I was 15, in my own bedroom and she was a few years older.....BEST DAMNED 15 SECONDS I EVER HAD!!!!!! She suspected after the fact that it might have been my first time (something to do with my longevity or lack thereof), which I of course denied "What? You think this is my first time!!! You must be kidding, hell I been doing this for so long I already forget how many times!" I am not sure she was convinced. Oh well what do you expect; I was only 15 and damn I was excited. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

A sadistic streak in a boss? Unbelievable. My additional role would of course include bodyguarding you. That includes being responsible for taking any bullets fired from those heathenous bastards unworthy of living in your kingdom, food testing...etc. Individuality you say. That would include my being allowed to be personal adviser, on sensitive issues such as wardrobe advising, personal counselling, media relations and assassinations... etc. Looking forward to my servitude with trembling anticipation, Sincerely Richards Personal Bitch to Lord Rebecca the Benevolent My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Well, free market competition IS the American way. People are going to log on to the site they like best, or sometimes maybe both, or more. The good ones will stick around, the ones with something missing fade away. But the competition is good, it means nobody can afford to fat & sassy (that's not a PA, I hope). Right. Again I am not on top of current events at DZ.com so I was curious what the driving force might have been for the new sight. By the way, no problem with the fat and sassy remark because I am not fat and sassy. I am fat and ugly. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

I'm sorry - did you just say "I will expect"? You can expect to cringe and wimper when I send you to Carrie's department , a.k.a. The Pain Pit, for your insolence. After that you will be in charge of weed-eating and poop scooping. So sayeth the Object of your Adoration. *** Noooo...Not weed eating and poop scooping! Pleeeeaaaaase. So sorry for my insolence your excellency. Please accept my humble grovellings for my lowliness. I am unworthy of the presence of your omnipotent greatness. While the Pain Pit with Carrie does sound rather exciting, before sending me off to be left at her tender mercies please consider me for the role of personal assistant to "Rebecca the Wise and Allmighty". I am the ideal sidekick. I am a pathetic suck-up who will always be sure to brown-nose at the right times, stroke your ego constantly, and I would never do anything so disrespectfull of your emminence as having any of my own thoughts or ideas. I would simply emulate your every sentiment with psycophantic zeal. In addition to being responsible for personall secretarial work I would also fill the role as quasi-butler/servant, to be on hand to serve your every need at your command your lordship. With Adoration, Admiration, Fear, and Awe, Richards the Unworthy My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

I was kinda Hoping she would make me President of Vise!! I have experience with most Vises and most of the rest I am willing to try atleast once. Thats fine by me. Too much work for a lazy dogfuck like me. Just make me the special minister of some ambiguous department with a huge expense/travel account and no oversight. I will be the most loyal member of the party. By the way what is the name of the Rebecca administrations party? Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Indeed. And, as head of The Rebecca Administration's crime & punishment department, I vow to ensure they suck when called upon. The rest of the time, they shall remain in their cells Can I work as part of Rebecca's administration? I don't think I would be good at crime and punishment (too fanatical) and furthermore I have no usefull skills which should make me perfect for some kind of patronage position. Look forward to your offer (I will expect a corner office and a car) Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

Wait! That sounds like you have committed a PA against the MODs! Wait! You are a MOD! You have just PA'd yourself and therefore need to excercise your authority as a MOD and ban yourself for that PA unless you give yourself a real good apology right now! Cheers, Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.