Slappie

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  1. Hey I always wanted to be a psychologist... I play one on the internet all the time. Maybe you can interview me. I could google all you're questions so I know I'm answering them right Oh and I've been on the internet dispencing advice and fixing peoples problems for more then 5 years. Wait a minute.. after further thought, I don't think it would work out. You might shrink my head and find stuff I didn't know was there. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  2. HAHAHAHAAAAAA What's sex? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  3. You perv. You know all you want to do is get him or her (we don't know anymore) to sleep so you can cop a feel. Jeez, go get laid. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  4. *grumble* more dryer lint in the making... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  5. Happy Birthday sunshine!! Now go make me a sammich! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  6. I see...are they on diets? Didn't ask. -- Go get the rest and bring it on our blind date wouldja? I know where there is more that I can buy- Have you ever tried to take good chocolate away form a woman before. It's not pretty - if you actuall survive the ordeal Oh man, that's like trying to give a cat a pill! Not recomended, but everyone has to try it atleast once! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  7. Slappie

    Blind Date

    Damn, you live on the edge don't you? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  8. Here is a pic of "blackie" "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  9. Slappie

    Blind Date

    If promise to keep my eyes closed? I know a great bistro in town - but you would have to drive. -- No No, I promise to keep MY eyes closed! It would be safer for you to keep your eyes close. I've seen turtle... and my eyes still haven't recovered. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  10. You should take a big hit in karma because you were weak. You bought all the chocolate for yourself. You are just trying to make it all better by giving it away to get rid of it. Now you would have made big karma if you would have bought it for the ladies in the office. Given it to them, then taken some samples. In other words, you screwed your karma bank acct. The karma check you wrote bounced. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  11. Creepy.. The ape one looks the best though. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  12. Well OJ you have stumbled upon the largest Virtual Dropzone in the world. Get used to the DZ humor. It's all here just like your home DZ except this is a virtual DZ. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  13. But sadly.........his IQ REALLY is that low. Fukc oyu! [edit]dammit had it in the wrong place[/edit] $%^@$% asshole! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  14. LOL! I'm trying, damn people patience for the "Noob!" It's all gravy, I'm just messing with the guy, Jeeeez! Unfortunatly they (the greenies and HH) won't allow me to actually go off on people. So you're pretty safe. I have to be carefull how I word my responses as to not get the RED HOT FORK. I'm alot more then I look. I just play the pushover on Bonfire because I have too.. Anyways, BEER!! for OJ's first flaming thread!! Now you owe a case!! I posted a pic just for you... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  15. No sunshine is the stalker, I'm more an "internet thug" I laugh everytime I think about that... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  16. Go away turtle.. BOB needs no help from you. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  17. Do I even need to make a comment? Let's see, they haven't beaten OU in 5 years in football. Oh, by the way, who won the basketball game last week 64-60, ding ding that's right OU. 5 years is nothing, got look at the record and see whos got the winning record in that match-up. It will eventualy roll back around and the Longhorns will prevail again. I say 05 the Sooners will loose to the Horns... It's almost a guaruntee. I don't keep up with basketball, that's some sport from canada aint it? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  18. Hmmm...I just looked at his first post. He began jumping in August 2004 and has 45 jumps. Not too bad...you have to start somewhere, right? He is a NEWBIE, but he IS a skydiver, isn't he? Also, why would you call him a troll? I thought that kind of thing was considered a personal attack. Hope this all gets cleared up before more hostility arises from either side... *Hugs* VSG just making the newbie feel welcome and stuff.. I just don't get ranting about a chic farting. Farting is like something people strive for perfection in our sport. I know people who eat a certain meal just to get the most potent stuff on jump runs. As far as posting jump numbers VSG anyone can put some number in there.... doesn't mean they jump or jumped. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  19. Yes I'm a Longhorn, and you are now just catching on.. Jeeeez I knew Sooners were slow but dude, you're not helping their reputation. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  20. Omri..........haven't seen him since he fled to Canada. Funny kid. OMRIMON!! Yeaaaaa! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  21. This is a very interesting comment coming from someone who is offended by FARTS and wants to be a skydiver. Hmm I don't understand the comment and how it relates to the topic at hand. Honestly, are you being serious? What the hell does farting and skydiving have to do with one another. Brother, please get off the computer and get back in the real world. The comment of you being in need of a little love was made because your actually talking trash on the internet. LOL! PATHETIC! You are offended by FARTS and you're a skydiver? Have you EVER made a jump? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  22. Wrong again......... Middle East Skydiving HAHAH that reminded me of ... oh crap I forgot his name.. He was from Israel and came to the states. Young kid and was always crashing the planes over there in Israel. ughhh wtf was his name? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  23. At least you're trainable... being a sooner that is a huge step forward. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  24. This is a very interesting comment coming from someone who is offended by FARTS and wants to be a skydiver. Hmm I don't understand the comment and how it relates to the topic at hand. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  25. No don't step on sunshines shoes. She has a hog farm in the family. She can get rid of bodies. I would stomp on her feet and run away laffing "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."