Keith

Does that work with heterosexuality too? Because I've been trying to rub my heterosexuality off on you for a while now... and it doesn't seem to be working... Well, except for that one night... What one night? If you don't have pictures it didn't happen Unless Gia . . . Well the point is you don't have pictures Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

And kissed me. That doesn't make me straight, does it? That depends. Did it rub off on you? I've heard homosexuality rubs off on you and spreads like wild fire. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

You two owe BEER. I believe this is the first gay thread that has ever been hijacked by straight 'sex.' Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

"I ain't payin' them legos to stem the rose" Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

What an unfortunate stance to take. One of, if not the, biggest issues the gay community faces in gaining equal rights, is a general lack of understanding of what homosexuality is. Even though I’ve had this discussion more times than I can count, I never miss the chance to educate someone who is genuinely interested in understanding. Why would we want to put off someone coming to us with compassion? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I’ve only had two incidents I can think of where I was hassled at the DZ because I’m gay, and both were from the same two chuckle-heads. One day I took off work early to get a couple of jumps in. Being a weekday the DZ was kinda slow so we were hanging out giving each other shit; I was getting shit for being gay and I was giving everyone shit for being straight (I’m talking about my DZ family here, and I Do Mean Family). In walks the two chuckle-heads, I think their names were Robert and Gary IIRC, and must have overheard the ‘conversation.’ We got a load announcement and geared up. While waiting out side to walk to the plane, I believe it was Robert, said FAG. Gary laughed and I just ignored them. Then one of them said, “Come here and suck on this FAG.” They made a few more comments and I just continued to ignore them. At the end of the day I asked who they were and was told they used to be semi-regulars there and I didn’t see them again until about a year later. Fast forward to the next year. I was at the DZ and the two chuckle-heads showed up. Robert noticed me right away and started his shit. Gary seemed to be following along but didn’t really say too much. I ignored them both, and Robert, not getting a reaction out of me decided he needed to get my attention. I’ll admit he was cute and had a nice hairy chest. How do I know that? Well Robert decided the way to get my attention was to unzip his jumpsuit past his navel showing his bare chest, and if he weren’t wearing underwear he would have been showing some pubes too. The more I ignored him the more he made it a point to pass in front of me and make rude comments like, “Fag,” “Suck this,” “What the Fuck you staring at” and such. This went on for a few hours, then they left. During the day my friend Judy noticed what was going on and wanted to give Robert an ear full. I told her not to. I kind of felt bad for him. He was obviously trying to get my attention for a reason. I told Judy I remember when I was young and not comfortable at all in my skin – knowing I was gay and hating it – and I’d make rude comments about gay people because that way I wouldn’t be gay. Robert was much older than I when I went through that stage – I got over it early and came out when I was 18 – and I don’t know for sure that was his motivation, but he just reminded me of the kid I once was trying to convince myself I was straight. I’m sure there have been other instances but I have a rather thick skin and tend to not remember petty shit. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

One word - tequilla. Oh, and that stuff you were passing around Elsinore that time. I think I hit on at least 3 guys that night JT might have been one of them Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I have a stalker? Reeeeaaalllly?

Just an FYI, fares on Delta are a little cheaper than Jet Blue right now. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Jeezus Jeffrey! It's as complicated and divisive as a bunch of gay people wanted to get together for a few days to jump. Nothing more nothing less. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Excellent suggestion. Air fares are much cheaper to VT. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Hey maybe HH can get a DZ.COM banner with rainbow letters for the event Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

That would depend on who's attached to it Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Thanks for all your efforts putting this together Mark. I'm going to do my damndest to be there - Oh I guess I just outed myself Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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Very Sexy Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Ok, I see where you're going. Should infertile heterosexual couples be allowed envetro fertilization, surrogacy etc? I think you'll find that heterosexual couples make up the majority of people using alternative methods of procreating. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Thank you Thank you Thank you

VERY nice. Got any more?

Be careful to remember which contact you've already removed when taking them out when you're drunk so you don't try to take the same one out twice. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I'm sorry but when I read that, all I could hear was, "You got a perty mouth." Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I would hope so. The ideal family consists of a wife and a husband, living in fidelity and peace with one another. If you want to expand the concept, a loving wife and husband who are blessed with children is ideal. I pitty you Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

First off it should never be on a ballot, but if it were I suppose I'd vote 'yes' and allow them to fight it out in court where it should have been to begin with. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Tell you what. I'll make it my lifes work to take every gun you own because your gun enthusiasm makes you no different than Dylan Klebold. How much sence does that make? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Hell No, children are children and should be cared for regardless. Why should one child be cared for over another simply on the basis of the ability of the 'original' parents to care for them. And how would you propose this? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville