Keith

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  1. Let's. I'll take a day off work. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  2. Perris and Elsinore are 1 1/4 hour north of San Diego. Both, as you know, are top notch dz's. There is also Skydive San Diego which is about 15 minutes from down town San diego in Jamul at the edge of Otay lakes. Edited to mention: I have a lead foot, Bill on the other hand is frequently lapped by old ladies, so your driving times may vary Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  3. This could be Fuu uuunn! Not to mention the visibility for HH if one of us gets picked. I think since this was your brain child Vallerina, you should organize it; if you really want to do it that is.
  4. Happy Birthday Bets!!!
  5. It's about processes and procedures. The idea is if your processes and procedures are well documented then quality benefits. The focus of ISO 9001 is customer satisfaction. PM me if you want more info. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  6. With something catchy on the front of our DZ.com shirts like, "I'm falling for Bob Barker." Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  7. Your'e right we *should *get a group to go 'cause one of us is bound to get noticed. I'm in as long as it isn't June. June is going to be a very month for me. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  8. Skip: 1) When rolling the nose practice not switching shoulders, you'll get better as you go; trust me, I used to have the same problem. I would say the advantage of rolling each side equally is a more on heading opening. 2) When you cocoon, or borrito, the canopy, roll the tail 3 or 4 times MAX. Rolling it more will not only cause a lineover by drawing the lines to the outside and under the borrito, it will also cause line burns on the tail; another lesson I learned early on. When you borrito it don't roll the sides under. It might make it easier to control the canopy when trying to get it in the bag, but this too will cause a lineover by drawing your lines to the outside and under the borrito. Instead, gently bunch the canopy in the middle and wrap the sides around to meet under the borrito. 3) Don't worry how pretty your s-folding looks. As long as you make sure your lines stay where they should you'll be fine. The rest will come with practice. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  9. What about us? Are we chopped liver or something? Besides has he told you which team he bats for yet? Huh? Welcome, Dominic, to these fine forums. My sympathy too Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  10. Couldn't have said it better myself. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  11. Hey Resrie: I hear you may be moving back? Sure would be nice to see you! Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. Much better to just pour the warm water in the target area. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  13. Something I noticed on their website regarding the Smart reserve was this statement: "The Smart is manufactured under the strict ISO 9001 quality control system." I am very familiar with ISO 9001; it is neither strict, nor is it a quality control system. A very misleading statement. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  14. Huh? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  15. Yeah, the're pretty PO'd at us right now. Many Europeans are boycotting American products. There is, however, some debate wether they are actually boycotting European businness since many American products are made in Europe. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  16. Yeah, it is a nice quality shirt. I got mine a couple of months ago though. Maybe yours took so long 'cause they made it of extra virgin cotton. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  17. Am I not the only one who noticed the order of chain of events? She had time to realize what was going on, choose her weapon so as 'not to damage her counter tops,' lie in waiting for the guy, wait for a good shot, finally shoot the guy, and take the time to make sure he was hit, but she didn't have time to call 911 until after? I'm not saying she didn't have the right to protect her self. I'm saying she couldn't have been too scared to wait until after it was over to call for help. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  18. Did you see the episode of Bachelorette where one guy got really drunk, went into his bedroom, peed on his bed then crawled in? They took him and his bed and put him on the lawn. He woke up wondering, "what the . . .? Funnier than hell. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  19. We used to do stuff like that all the time. One cousin once woke up in the front yard naked - after all the neighbors had a chance to see him of course - we still get a good chuckle out of that one. We convinced another cousin that he had wet the bed. Priceless, I tell you, priceless. Years later we told him the truth. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  20. Bush, at the time, said he would do nothing to help the situation because it was a local issue not a federal one. Gee, I wonder why? Every one else seemed to know what the real issue was. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  21. I've been clicking on the Hunger site for a couple of years now. Thanks for posting the link. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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    As does the 'your' & 'you're' problem Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  23. Where did you dump the body of your last S.O.? The answer to this question will give an idea of their creativity Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville