Keith

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  1. Too late, someone already posted this. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  2. I stand corrected. I remember the freebasing incident and remember he survived, but like Chris said, he sure does look dead. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  3. Yeah, except Richard Pryor is dead. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  4. You could bid on me. Seems no one wants to bid $100 on a homo these days except Brian, but he only has 37 cents and Bets won't let him bid just 37 cents; I'd let him bid 37 cents, but Bets won't So clearly you have to bid on me to help HH out (who by the way, didn't give you the boot after the whole log off fiasco), and you'd be helping my fragile self esteem at the same time
  5. Keith

    Ironic?

    Actually Andrea, you know I loves ya dearly, but there is nothing ironic in this song. It should have been called the bad luck song instead
  6. So I was right. It *was* Kate who hijacked Bytch's account.
  7. And you know this from personal experience Bets? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  8. Keith

    I'm sad

    No, you should get some help! Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  9. Hey Resrie great post! Glad you're back in the air. Give Boo a big smooch for me 'cause you know what happens when I do it myself Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  10. Ok, I'm out of here for the weekend. I fully expect to find a bidding war when I return on Monday - 'Cause afterall, Betsy *and* Andrea *and* Amy can't *that* wrong about me. (edited to add '*and* Amy') Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  11. Oh Andrea, you're making me all verklempt (sp?). Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. Hmm, I wonder how long it will take before this thread disappears too? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  13. Maam, Yes Maam. Shots up to date, teeth clean and shiny Maam. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  14. Yeah, and besides, Deuce already knows me and knows that I don't bite unless asked Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  15. Wendy, if I had the cash I'd fly you out here to participate in the boogie even if you didn't bid on me. You've given some great advice to me personally and to the good folks of DZ.com. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  16. Seb, you and Bets are just tooo kind
  17. Chris is right. 37 cents will get you a stamp, and I will lick for you 'cause I'm just that kind of guy
  18. Ok, I'm getting a complex here. I will buy the person who bids on me a jump, pack their rig (I used to be a packer), and will take them some place nice to either lunch or dinner, which ever they choose
  19. Hey Lori: What was the answer to your delema? I'm having the same problem. Thanks Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  20. I'm wondering what Kevin and I did to not even be in the running? Is it my breath? It can't be BO 'cause I used deoderant this morning Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  21. I'm still available too. 'Cept I doubt you'll get $100 for me. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  22. They're gone. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  23. What are you talking about? Those are Great pictures of you. If you *really* want me to, I'll crop you out. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  24. Yeah, I'm in. Attached are some more current pictures of me from Andrea's visit. Keep in mind I look like a dolt next to that HOT and SEXY Andrea, and my hair is much longer. (pics removed at Andrea's request - Sorry Andrea I meant no offense) Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  25. Egads! That orange suit screams LOOK OUT! I'M A DANGEROUS NEWBIE At least you don't have to wear it anymore Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville