Keith

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  1. Keith

    for the women

    Hey Brian. This homo has been busy working I just had some inexplicable urge to stop by Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  2. Keith

    for the women

    HOT doesn't eeeeeven come close to describing. Impressive, definitely impressive Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  3. LMAO. Guns don't kill people, fax machines do Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  4. Well let's see . . . The 50 jump wonder, the someone who hands over the Diablo, the someone who hands over the Crossfire and YOU if you don't step up to the plate and say something. How's that for covering all the bases? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  5. I know this may sound counter intuitive, but when I'm in a particularly bad mood I do something nice for someone. Of course this may backfire on you. I was in a very crappy mood and decided I needed a beer. I stopped into my favorite watering hole had a beer and on my way out stopped at the bar and bought a beer for the ugliest guy in the bar. As luck would have it, I later ran into him at another watering hole. He thought I bought the drink on the fly because I was interested in him but was too shy to approach him. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  6. That's what I like most about you Andrea, your modesty. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  7. My sister; she's 41. My Mom sends her money every month, buys her a car every few years and generally spoils her. If I ask to borrow a couple hundred bucks my Mom acts like I've asked for a kidney or something - so I don't ask. Do I mind? Hell no. I'm just glad that I'm not the needy one. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  8. Keith

    IDIOT FAMILY

    Anyone who picks on a weaker animal like that, be it canine, human or what ever, needs a lobotomy. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  9. You Go Girl! That's just too friggin funny. Keep us posted and let us know what he does. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  10. We're talking the 23rd thru the 26th. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  11. Heeeeeeyyyy! You're always heading to Perris when I'm heading to Eloy!?! What's up with that? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. What does that have to do with the price of cumquats in Budapest? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  13. I couldn't agree with you more Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  14. This aught to get Bush's panies in a bunch. If he doesn't get to declare war on someone he'll have a tantrum. Personally I don't think he really cares who he declares war on, he just figured Iraq would be an easy target. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  15. I HAAAVE a STALKER! I HAAAVE a STALKER! Now I'm Somebody Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  16. GO! This is your chance to be her FIRST choice next time. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  17. Hey Bets, I looked all over for you this weekend, but never found you. I did however meet Sky. Seems like a pretty nice guy. Met Lippy but didn't know it was him. He did a high altitude jump with the group I went with. All in all a great weekend
  18. here are pics of a PA and a frenum. NSFW Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  19. In addition to creating a line over, you risk burning the bajeezus out of the tail. I put about 20 nice size burn holes in my first canopy by rolling the tail too tightly so I could get it in the bag easier. Now I roll the tail 3 times max. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  20. Can't speak for the frenum piercing, but I love my PA. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  21. Keith

    Arse or elbow

    I guess this proves you *Do* know your arse from a hole in the ground
  22. Insurance for car and truck = ~$900 a year. Registration for car = ~$40 Registration for truck = ~$350 ($180 this year because of some rebate thingy) Parking tickets = ~100 per year +yearly maintenance Oh, and ~$20 license renewal for 5 years Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  23. Keith

    Arse or elbow

    Do you know your arse from your elbow? http://www.assotron.com/arse-or-elbow/ Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville