Keith

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  1. I was just going to do one tandem for the hell of it. Once out the door, I knew I'd be jumping for the rest of my life. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  2. Oh Mama, you keep that up and I just might have to jump the fence, but then I'd ruin you for all other men Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  3. And you're my favorite nightime two way head down partner Johnny Sunshine: I'll poke 'em with what every they want Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  4. Are you any releation to Fred? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  5. Sebazz must be gay, gayer than me, 'cause I'd want you all to *myself.*
  6. You know how when you were a kid and your sister wanted your cookie and you licked it so she wouldn't want it anymore? Well I'm gonna lick the newbie
  7. Uuhh, blood sausage? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  8. Now if you could only translate that into a buck a hit Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  9. Now you know why I hoped the fence. I wasn't about to spend the rest of my life eating nasty little cakes Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  10. Keith

    High/Low

    No way Andrea. I'm holding out hope I can convert him I'll keep you in mind if I'm unsuccessful though Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  11. Keith

    Colored Toggles

    Try Rigging Innovations. They made purple risers for me. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. I haven't taken it, but I know some people who have and they highly recommend it. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  13. Keith

    High/Low

    High: Spending the day at the Earth Day festival with a REALLY great guy. Low: He's straight Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  14. Hey Kenny: Won't be doing any jumping this weekend. My '66 Mustang needs some love and attention. Have fun with out me though
  15. Hey Daniel: Congrats on the new rig. You never forget your first Speaking of new rigs, congrats on your new rig Kenny
  16. Keith

    Birthmarks !

    You counted them?
  17. Keith

    Where is Clay?

    He's bangin' sheep. j/k, he's been working iirc. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  18. You made a decision while grieving. Give yourself a break. Besids it's not like you woke up with a tattoo with the name of some chick you don't remember. This can be fixed
  19. Trust me. It'll never get too rough Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  20. Yeah, I notice he ain't on line. He must be gettin' em sticky before he posts em. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  21. I'm being fought over!?! Ok, the next time you, Sunshine, Andrea, Bets and I are near a hot tub at the same time, Watch Out I'll know how Hugh Heffner feels
  22. Last time I offered you a beer you had some lame excuse that you were on your bike and didn't want to drink and drive OK, OK, you're invited too. Can ya feel the love now
  23. Keith

    Women only

    I opened that forum once. One of the subject headings was something regarding yeast infections. I haven't been back since. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville