Keith

I'll try not to stare Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Bet you never thought you'd see me running through talk back nekkid Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Hey sober, come back. They were just messin' with ya. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Because organized religion is, at it's core, a political machine designed to make people get in line and follow the leader. This has nothing to do with "marriage." Out gay people in general don't play follow the leader very well. This is tantamount to Mom saying, "if you don't do as I tell you, I won't allow you to have a new gameboy like your brother has." It's supression of one group to make the rest fall in line, "see what happens to bad little boys?" Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

If you won't say it, perhaps you'd rather show us Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

OK, now you're making me wish I had fashion sense. So we could go shopping of course. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Wow, so that's how big you need 'em now? Looks like I've ruined you for all others Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I have to agree. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Oh I'm cryin'. THAT is too damn funny! I hope your poor eyes recover quickly

That's pretty good!, but it's not me I'll still look around for the pic of me in the dress

That's the one!

Oh I haven't forgotten either. One day young lady, one day . . . Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I went in drag one holloween. I'll see if I can find an old pic and let you all decide

You don't want to go shopping with me. My style sense is just as bad as those straight guys. I must have been waiting in the big penis line when they were handing out fashion sense Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

It's a deal. The next time you're near San Diego, or the next time I'm near South Texas we're gonna get bombed. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

But, but, you havn't seen me in my Susie Wong dress Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Geez, give some one a compliment and the thread comes to a screaching hault. You all have me in tears from lauging so hard. Keep it Up (no pun intended, OK so I did mean it

Hey, I saw a picture of you looking pretty hot standing in your gear in a hanger, I believe. Then you posted about your motorcyle. I started getting the vapors Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Hey, I keep telling you to give it your best shot . . . Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

My sheep. You keep staring at my sheep. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I like it when you look at me that way Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I've got one last serious thing to say. GET THE FUCK OVER IT. I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm tired of people getting so heated over this subject. I have news for those who are shouting the evils of homosexuality. I used to be one of you until I stopped hating myself and came out of the closet. Just because you have sex with women doesn't make you straight; I know, I used to have sex with women. Just because you have kids doesn't make you straight. I've known many people that were married for many years and had children Before They Came Out. Posting anti gay senitments doesn't make you straight. In case it haddn' t occured to you, You REALLY ARE making yourselves appear to be closet cases. If that's your intention, keep it up, if not you might try a different tactic. For the rest of you DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS. We don't spend all day taking about heterosexuality why the hell do we want to spend all day talking about homosexuality? Now, the next tread I see on homosexuality better be, "Post your best fag joke here." Now go play nice, have fun and post a fag joke.

Way Cool!!! Let us know how it went Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I think I know why you're upset. Ya see, if you're getting crap shoved in your face, you've been doing it all wrong. You're kissing the wrong end, try turning over

The formula that I've always used is original price-20%-$1 per jump=selling price. Relines are considered regular maintainance and wouldn't factor into the price. Considering the canopy has been jumped in the desert and isn't in great shape, I would say it has very little resale value. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville