Keith

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  1. You musta done something right for your karma to smile on you like that
  2. Congrats! Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  3. Yeah, well, I hate you. How many times have you been in Parachutist anyway? I've only been in Skydiving Magazine once. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  4. Yeah, the worst part was I couldn't tell Anybody. He asked me not to tell, and I wouldn't have outed him anyway. He's been gone for a couple of years so I feel safe telling the story, but I still won't say who. Ahhhh the good ol' days
  5. Just one. (Names withheld to protect the guilty) I crashed in one of the team rooms at the DZ one night after partying. While I was sleeping one of the young "straight" military guys opened the door and walked in wearing nothing but a woody. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  6. Keith

    How many jumps?

    You must have missed the thread clintonradloff just resuscitated Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  7. clintonradloff!?! How the hell are ya? Long time no see. I currently have ~570 jumps. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  8. Are you gonna charge me extra for that? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  9. Yeah, well, fabulous people like Michele tend to be humanitarians - she refuses to take my money Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  10. I'm so ugly I pay Betsy and Andrea to say nice things about me Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  11. Weeeell, I always say take full advantage of eeeevery opportunity. However, this opportunity hasn't presented it's self yet, but I remain optimistic there will be a clutter-swept desk sometime in my future (edited 'kuz I cant spel0 Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. Hey!?! Are you accusing Lummy of sleeping his way to the top? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  13. Then by your very own definition most every thing we view and hear is propaganda. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  14. Sorry to dissapoint, but this guy is clearly a bottom. Anyone who'd blow sunsine up thier own butt has to be Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  15. iirc, the larger the guage, the smaller the needle. Either way good luck to you. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  16. Keith

    Thanks J.P.

    Where does 'find Keith, pinch his butt' place on your list? Btw, Very Cute avatar Andrea Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  17. Keith

    New toy

    If you don't see it, I'll point it out. I'm drawn to it for some reason. I can't decide if it's defiant or pained. It's quite something. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  18. Keith

    New toy

    Great shot. Did you notice the face? It seems very clear to me. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  19. Hey Lummy: Howd the interview go? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  20. Keith

    vibes for Lummy?

    Hey Lummster, you'll do great. You already put out a good vibe, just let them see it. I'll send some you way though, just in case you get nervous and leak some on the way to the interview
  21. Oh, Lew, I wish you a speedy recover.
  22. 1000 posts in two months? Jason, pal, you need to find a boyfriend Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  23. I'm getting jealous Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  24. When you are sweet, you don't need a sweet persona. Hell, she's sweet even when she's trying to be vicious