Keith
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As in heterosexual. No offense 123seeya. This is all in fun. That being said . . . Homosexuality has been getting all the attention around here lately. So my question is, if I've had sex with women before, does that make me het? And what if I work on my own car, like change the oil, change the breaks. Hell, I can replace a clutch and have even rebuilt a couple of engines. Am I at risk of becoming het? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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OH man! That was proprietary information Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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If my body looked like that, I'd be narcissistic. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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I'm not kidding. Send out the addy and I'll be happy to send you a pizza tomorrow. Just imagine the stir it would cause if, oh, say, 100 pizzas were delived to your school. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Isn't that an oxymoron? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Maybe we should each send Lisa a pizza tomorrow
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Toldja so
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Nope, that makes you curious. Being gay is more than just sex - see, I can be serious too. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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OK, now *I'm* insulted. My name is Keith, not Kevin. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Oh, come on now, I was just messin' with ya. No need to go and get all whiney. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Maybe it was all the quality time alone with Mom that made me gay So, maybe you should be glad your Mom didn't read to you as a kid; it may have teetered you over the edge to depravity Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Are you two high or something? I've seen R rated movies that were racier than some of the lesbian porn I've seen. In one, I fell asleep before the "action" ever started; in another, the "action" came and went (no pun intended) and I did't even realize. I guess us guys are not only plumbed differently, but we're wired differently too
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Didn't your Mother ever read Three Billygoat's Gruff to you as a child? If I'm not mistaken, in this literary masterpiece, the trolls live under the bridge Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Me thinks it's time for you to crawl back under your bridge. That *is* where trolls live, right? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Yeah, well, I was stuck in traffic today because some inconsiderate jerk had to have an accident on *my* freeway during rush hour. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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You're welcome. Of course I'm 'spectin' a kiss on the cheek when next we meet Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Stop defending yourself. I, for one, believe you did the right thing. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Oh My! I uh, I uh . . . I need to go take a cold shower now. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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LMAO
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Maybe there's something to this little test. I selected 'male' and 'men' the first time, and 'male' and 'females' the second time, and got 100% both times And I've been in street fights. I thought that would have counted for at least one straight percent Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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You sound like a wise woman. Pressing charges won't bring the desired result, so I agree, don't. It sounds to me she figures she's going to get bounced out sooner or later so it might as well be sooner and on her terms; thus giving herself the illusion of control. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Then why didn't you say that? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Do you remember your first time and their name?
Keith replied to kansasskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
. . . and her name was Lisa Latex Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville -
Do you remember your first time and their name?
Keith replied to kansasskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Yep, me too. I remember the names, circumstances, and year of both my firsts too. I just can't remember the exact dates though. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville -
Thanks for trusting to do the video. I hope it came out OK. Egads, now what did I do? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville