Keith
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Hey Kevin: You're not doin' bad; you're not the only one to post to this thread Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Oh no! A promise is a promise and You are Numero Uno edited to add: Unless of course you want Bets to do a three way with us In which case you'll be Numero Uno.1 and she'll be Numero Uno.2 Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Sheesh, how quickly they forget It WILL, It WILL I have big plans for You BaaaaByyyy Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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No offense, but Partly??? You seem to be making plenty of excuses for her. Why should she change if you're not willing to? If I had tried to pull any *one* of the numerous stunts you describe, my Mom, much less Dad, would have made rue the day I was born. *And*, from the day I was old enough to get a job, my parents told me if I wanted *it* then I could pay for *it*. The only thing they provided after that was a roof and food. The car isn't the problem, your unwillingness to put your foot down is. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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See McDuck, Roy knows how to handle it
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Most around here know that I'm very openly gay, and don't mind terms like 'homo.' There's a recent thread about it here somewhere.
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Are you saying you like my butt, or my package Roy? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Aw, crap you didn't bite Oh well, I tried
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Ya shoulda just called me a Homo
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Eeehh, go ta hell Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Not a damn thing. You'll have to wait till 100 before anything happens. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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What she said. Where in San Diego, and for how long? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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That's one of the many things I like about you Lisa. You've discovered that alcohol is the solution to all your problems
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How come you're both going to breast feeding class? Will you be breast feeding too? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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I took my niece and nephew to see it in the theater. Good movie. Who ever came up with the idea of having a fish with short term memory loss is a genius
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Me too. I'm just me. What you see is what you get. Ask me an honest question, you'll get an honest answer. edit to add: Who do *I* think I am? I'm a nice, honest, loyal fellow who can be an asshole if provoked. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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You gotta stop sayin' that!!! I keep misreading it and getting all excited Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Haven't seen hide nor hair of him. I seriously doubt, however, that he's mad at you. I still say you did the Right thing. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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I say think about it for a year, then if you still want it, get it. That's what I've done with all my piercing. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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I like this one. It reminds me of a toddler just learning to walk. It make me remember when I started jumping and made me smile.
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It's only stupid if you let it get in the way of what could be a good thing. I have an idea. While you're telling him how nervous you are around him, rip his spine out and hand it to him. That should help take the pressure off Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Yeah, don't worry about it, that potty training thing is over rated. If it weren't, why would they make Depends Undergarments
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I wouldn't try running my fingers through his hair without asking first. My hair is now past my shoulder blades and people, especially ones I don't know, think it's perfectly acceptable to walk up and run their grimy fingers through my hair because "they just had to." I appreciate assertive people, but that invades my space. Ask him first and he'll tell you if it's OK. Think about it this way, how would you feel if someone walked up to you and started playing with your hair? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Happy Birthday you young pup you
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EGADS Woman. Be honest with him. Apologize for acting like a school girl and tell him that you're so attracted to him that you're nervous around him - that's very flattering by the way. If you don't move on this you're going to kick yourself in the head and wonder what could have been. Go For It. Besides, the worst that can happen is you've made a new friend. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville